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#420 (-2/388) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EnDs> N E 1 have that song u know the one from woodstolk?
#419 (-1/425) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Islandx55> wtf is a-team
#418 (0/392) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<posk> does every cpu have a thing inside where u tamper with it and it disables entering a password to login to the computer?
#417 (210/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VicViper> heh darkaeon writes his IP address in bathroom stalls
<VicViper> for a good time - xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
#416 (3/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<McAnarchy> people live in utah??
#415 (30/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gloone> thinking that noone is here since it's saturday
<gloone> so that i can kill him with a screwdriver.
<gloone> or a stapler
<gloone> that's what i have here.
#414 (0/347) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly
<Wooben> so that was the end of that
#413 (8/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dr_DOS> i'd go straight into the army if they allowed IRC on weekends.
#412 (155/389) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mogo-> my middle school got a blue ribbon for acheivement...
<natural> my school got a rainbow ribbon for homosexuality
#411 (0/387) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wooben> someone find me archie hentai
#410 (43/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> I gotta go to the doc for my shoulder anyways so I might as well hit him up for some prozac
#409 (540/732) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
#408 (-1/415) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EviL_Dr_BounCe> Heh ya moms got one tooth in her mouth and she snaps holes into doughnuts for a living....
#407 (0/360) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HaXk> The dog cant say no
<HaXk> So it really isnt rape
#404 (0/394) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<saint`> whats that disease you get when your cum is yellow and it stings when you pee?
#403 (0/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrazyDe> don't be afraid..
<CrazyDe> its only a dick
#402 (231/458) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zip`> sorry my mom just delivered taco bell
<Amanda_> I wish my mom was trained
#401 (-1/413) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cducharme> My penis has nice settings!
<Dr_DOS> YES
<Dr_DOS> Sidewinner
#400 (172/402) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving
#399 (-1/375) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gloone> america is the only country where people live in trailers.
#398 (179/388) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PERvERT> i have a 9 inch penis
<Duce> is that in dog inches?
#397 (182/400) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Maxim-> these fortune cookies are lame
<Maxim-> mine says "You are going to have some new clothes."
#396 (12/376) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
uiu CTCP VERSION reply from Dr_DOS: DREAMCAST-IRC-CLIENT-2
#395 (-5/468) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dr_DOS> l33t i got a snickels bal
#394 (151/381) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> i hate when you're trying to own someone
<blazemore> and then you own yourself
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