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<joshieboi> - i thought speed racer was the car |
#392 (-1/465) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FRoGGuM> So where the hell do u get this bot program? |
#391 (3/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zer0sKewl> Haha, I just nuked someone for my first time, Am I elite now? |
#390 (0/471) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guest88468> if you ever try to kick me or ban me i will get my uncle(irc opp) after you and by the way i have a nuke and a mail bomb on the way asshole |
#389 (-2/461) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<High`> its ko myabe uoy cuodl noe dya |
#388 (0/360) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shade> HEY I WANT BITCHX FOR WEBTV DO U GOT IT?? |
#387 (6/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<deft-> i always type /dick instead of /nick on accident = |
#386 (25/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_scar_> hm I've been 16 the last 3 years on irc heh |
#385 (-1/455) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> I cant play chess, I'm not an old black guy or a slavic |
#384 (223/467) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bocz> i think ill be stuck to getting 2 sticks of 128
<bocz> thats 310 mb for a server
<Guilty> Kudos on finding the elusive 54MB DIMM |
#382 (125/329) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tum> does anyone know anything about a program called instant spanish
<Tum> like if its any good
<meps> just add water
<eldee> heh.. thought that said 'instant spinach' |
#381 (271/505) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^0_o^> i'm a girl's dream!
<^0_o^> if only i had a chance to prove myself...
<DooD> a paper bag will give u many chances
<DooD> if they cant see the face, they cant use the mace |
#379 (260/470) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ash> Anybody can get a girlfriend, just like anybody can get a job. Most likely he has a "minimum wage" girlfriend. |
#378 (131/393) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bludstone> one of my fantasies is to be getting a blowjob while on irc :/ |
#377 (-2/418) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job some day |
#376 (7/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** ^o_0^ sets mode: +o ^0_o^ |
#375 (1/389) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ChocoMan> women don't uNF women. women mHH women. |
#374 (149/355) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<redslime> "let's take the nutritional balance of oriental food, put it in
batter and deep fry it"
<redslime> "yeah!"
<redslime> i love eggrolls |
#373 (73/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Flobbster> Haw, my computer doesn't like for ZipMagic to access a zip in a zip
in a zip on a parallel port Zip drive :D
<redslime> a zip in a zip in a zip on a zip? |
#372 (227/403) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Eph> ahhhhhh tits , that`s thing I didn`t see for long now ...ahhhhhh
<honx> eph: how can you be on the internet and not see tits for a long time? |
#371 (35/299) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Acrimon> Does anyone know where to get a GOOD xemacs configuration file?
<NeepNeep> owh man.. emacs.. I just had dinner, please.
<Acrimon> sorry |
#370 (1145/1386) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Beeth> Progress (n.): The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart
<Beeth> people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in front of smart terminals. |
#369 (7572/11141) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P |
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<RevNeptho> gethostbyintuition() is still a dream of mine |
#367 (218/426) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<brojek> The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get into trouble, get cornered, in that corner they build a tank and then escape :)
<toitle> the best bit was when they made the tank out of left overs from a broken vacuum cleaner |
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