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#448 (42/255) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Acero> man, i got a cramp in my leg when i was wacking off last night
<Acero> i need to stretch or something
#447 (-1/381) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SSr2> what's pr0n?
#446 (1/449) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SYch0> my mom got rearended
#445 (136/337) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ck2k> i tap her car's bumper
<ck2k> and she has this estimate
<ck2k> 200 bucks
<ck2k> fuck you
<ck2k> for 200 bucks i can hire someone to kill your bitch ass
#444 (12/390) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SYch0> >>> Spelling error in digdug. Suggestions:
<SYch0> uiu 1. lamer
#443 (121/305) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<VicViper> dorm = jail cell with internet
<SYch0> w/ fast internet
#442 (81/305) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<bocz> cop made me get out and put my hands on my hood
<bocz> and im like 'no i cant touch the paint, its fresh'
#441 (70/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<syrup> i need to leech while i sleep
<syrup> otherwise i don't sleep well
#440 (182/367) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<blazemore> we know your hand gets more action jax0ring than your feet do walking
<scar`1> yeah well that's also caused by the fact that i hardly walk
#439 (33/277) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lyre-work> <-- soon to be my perm nick =(
#438 (2/295) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> if you count her cunt as kissing then it's been about a year since I kissed a chick
#437 (91/277) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<lamont-> spanish kids can speak better english than most kids on aol
<lamont-> when they're fucking three years old!
#436 (118/300) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<HomerJ> I had this computer built for this guy, all ready to go...so I walk to where my mom took my car, and when I get back, out cat sneezed on the board and fried it
#435 (60/284) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SYch0> wwf the music vol 4
<sasami> I saw that CD at a store . .
<sasami> It was in the "HICK" section.
#434 (0/433) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JrJrJr> anyone know if 3d studio max is better then adobe photoshop
#432 (0/339) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<VicViper> if i get high speed access i can warez
<VicViper> They need to have ISP's that offer CDR's with signup.
#431 (-2/354) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Quits: F-D-P (ME AM USA! KTHKX TOUCHDOWN! whatever...)
#430 (5/345) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jarvik7> wonder if they'll have a 'real life' type show, but with people in a rom channel
#429 (154/361) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<thinkr> will the dvd have a special mode to remove jar jar?
#428 (141/361) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<VicViper> NerdSex #73: Make sure you select the option "Always on Top"
#427 (52/304) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<VicViper> My last girlfriend was cute, but then I found out she was a rom, so I had to dump her.
#426 (169/361) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ck10k> is there any site where you can dig up data on someone if you have their social security number?
<lux> hahah
<ck10k> damnit. the information age my ass
#425 (139/349) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Mootar is away, watching porn [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON]
#424 (132/340) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> Oops wrong window.
#421 (132/342) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Andrigaar> there's a good rumor to start up again. "Jacking off till it blisters will form calluses and make if bigger in a few months."
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