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#533 (0/335) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<smcn> it's like richard simmons getting laid
<CodeMason> "ok girl, pump it, oh yes, left, right, left, right, in, out, that's the way!" |
#532 (12/289) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kisama> i've spent my last 5 new year's on either irc or aol |
#531 (166/413) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Fustard> i should take a picture of my penis like orion, and give it away as a present
<w3nis> maybe you shouldnt
<DigDug> yeah, maybe you shouldn't
<Fustard> yeah maybe i shouldnt |
#530 (17/304) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* CM[rebirth] annihilates SumDumGoy with a high energy carbon plasma sphere. (Think DragonballZ "fireballs").
* !SumDumGoy pokes CM.
<SumDumGoy> I win.
<CM[rebirth]> Damn! :O |
#526 (188/397) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<matt`> <goh`> guilty you spelt speed wrong
<goh`> spelled*
<McMoo> <goh`> YOUR USUALLY SO CAREFUL
<goh`> you're*
<goh`> you guys are assholes |
#524 (119/326) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<|WizZard|-Sleeping] I'm going to bed now, and you cant stop me from thinking dirty stuff. |
#523 (51/281) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
jaylane0910: oh gross
e l i t e m r p: ?
jaylane0910: my cmoputer science teacher corrupted the word g-string for me
e l i t e m r p: heh
jaylane0910: she said she was writing her own string lib
jaylane0910: her name is Gioviana or something
jaylane0910: and she caled it GString
jaylane0910: and shes ugly
jaylane0910: and damn |
#522 (0/366) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> my bellybutton smells worse than my ass
<DigDug> heh
<DigDug> how do you smell your bellybutton?
<J3anyus> digdug: pick all the lint out of it and then smell your finger : |
#519 (291/505) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<smcn> one of these days
<smcn> i'm going to hunt down and kill whoever invented emoticons
<smcn> then i'm going to look at him and go >=D |
#518 (-1/383) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CrazyDe> did I tell u what I got this girl for christmas?
<CrazyDe> I got her lingerie in 1 box
<CrazyDe> and I put before
<CrazyDe> and in another box
<CrazyDe> I put pajamas in there
<CrazyDe> and put after |
#514 (1/375) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lathari> jack your ethernet into my ass and we'll have ourselves a REAL Lan party. |
#513 (118/340) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<goh`> in my system.ini i'll change 'Shell=Explorer.exe' to 'Shell=quake2.exe' |
#484 (173/404) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
"A lot of people wonder how you know you're in love. Just ask yourself this
one question: "Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?"
- Ronnie Shakes |
#482 (145/364) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
"The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that
in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends."
- Bobby Kelton |
#477 (245/471) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours.
That's relativity."
- Albert Einstein |
#468 (246/469) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good;
and when it is bad, it is better than nothing."
- Dick Brandon |
#463 (110/312) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
"The cheek of every American must tingle with shame as he reads the silly,
flat, and dishwatery utterances of the man who has to be pointed out to
intelligent foreigners as the President of the United States."
The Chicago Times review of After Lincoln's Gettysburg Address. |
#462 (171/397) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<achan> DigDug: 'ascetic' is maybe the word you're looking for
<DigDug> ascetic?
<DigDug> I don't know such a word. :/
<achan> someone who lives a monastic life outside of a monestary
<DigDug> Ahh.
<DigDug> Is there a term for someone who lives a monastic life on the Internet?
<Medieval> yes, e-scetic. |
#461 (112/279) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Theseus> get the free like 10 CDs they give you
<Theseus> then write a letter to them signed under your parents name saying you burned all those satan music CDs, and to never send mail to that address again |
#459 (5/315) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<panacea_> im going to the doctor tomorrow morning regarding my thumb
<Lordaerom> panacea_, so much fucking wanking |
#453 (6/304) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Cennt-> "how did your grandma die"
<Cennt-> "she saw me masturbating" |
#452 (125/303) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ck3k> blaze has a job, it's called "leech off parents" |
#451 (-1/413) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<McMoo> my computer doesn't even have a ps/2 port
<RYan-> how do you connect your mouse? |
#450 (-2/356) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<P4T> why do all room names have a # in front? |
#449 (102/313) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<shady_> if i had 5 comps id put them in a circle and put pics and movies on each one
<shady_> and twist around in my chair jackin off |
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