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jsoft: I am not even authorized to join #feminism. Perhaps I should check my privilegeComment: ##electronics irc.freenode.net
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#311429* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<zoid> OMG the world is ending!
<zoid> DrunkenHighFiveG, grab your rifle and MREs!
<zoid> It's happening now!
<DrunkenHighFiveG> rifle is right here
<DrunkenHighFiveG> no mre tho
<DrunkenHighFiveG> ><
<DrunkenHighFiveG> zoid: whats happening now?
<zoid> 4chan is down.
<DrunkenHighFiveG> LOLOLOL |
#311423* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< nedbat> MasterRex: write your own function.
< MasterRex> nedbat: ! but but batteries included
< nedbat> MasterRex: you had to write all the rest of the program...
< Wooble> the batteries are like the ones you get in toys. You're supposed to replace them when you take python home. |
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<F2> "I can suck the JSON now" sounds like my AWS life experience
<-- F2 has quit (Quit: NO CARRIER) |
#311419* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@swight> I haven't looked at bash in so long
<@Rjx> I've heard of that site
<+tr3> Rjx, it's heard of you too
<@Rjx> wat
<+tr3> qdb.us
<@Rjx> what about it
<+tr3> has your nick all over it
<@Rjx> wtfComment: #geekissues
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#311418* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<_ohm> Akahige, obviously you haven't heard of OOP and you need to check your priviledge
<Akahige> _ohm: Did you just assume my paradigm!? |
#311417* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Zoe:My social faux pas are what kills my will to live, Talgie.
Imagine, in moments of mild embarrassment, O fortuna starts blasting at full volume inside your mind, and you hallucinate replicas of yourself slow-mo leaping out of windows, putting barrels of various firearms in their mouths, running in front of innerstate traffic, screaming, always screaming...
Talgie:I am scared, amused, in awe, VERY CONFUSED, slightly turned on. wtf just happened |
#311415* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Optical Disc: so I played Sonic Generations in VR
Optical Disc: it was pretty cool for a few seconds before I vomited
Optical Disc: it was like
Optical Disc: really fast |
#311414* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Recall> Did u hear about those guys that went camping?
<+Recall> I heard it was intense
<+irked> naw
<+irked> what happened?
<+evilmonkey> fuck, someone ban this cunt
<+anonymous> what guys
<+evilmonkey> :]
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<+evilmonkey> oh geez
<+evilmonkey> they didn't get the jokeComment: Atrum #Chillroom
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#311413* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[vahidarmy] how can i how cannnhow does this woks
[carbine] vahidarmy: Not like thatComment: com on SDF
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#311412* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+var> scumbag trump
<+Dom`> what he do now
<+var> just exists
<+var> i dunno
<+var> i wokeup 2 mins ago |
#311411* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<BytesAndCoffee> yay! cakeday on reddit
<BytesAndCoffee> good thing i bought a slice of cheesecake
<Sousapro> BytesAndCoffee: good call on the cheesecake
<BytesAndCoffee> Sousapro: apple caramel cheesecake from a nice bakery
<Sousapro> BytesAndCoffee: can you send me some via DCC? lol
<Sousapro> load it into the the cheesecake delivery drive (CD)
<tsarbomba> you mean the cupholder?
<BytesAndCoffee> Sousapro: check your status window for a CTCP (Cheesecake Transport Container Protocol) message
<Sousapro> Cheesecake received BytesAndCoffee
<Sousapro> lol
<BytesAndCoffee> Direct CheeseCake doesn't work over ZNC yet
<tsarbomba> ffff everybody knows pptp (pie & pastry transport protocol) is the optimal way to transfer that stuff
<BytesAndCoffee> tsarbomba: yeah, but then you need FTP (Frosting Transfer Protocol) to send the headers
<tsarbomba> i thought you only used FTP to send the frosting after ICMP (incomplete cupcake messaging protocol) began the process
<BytesAndCoffee> CTCP uses a containerized transit method
<BytesAndCoffee> and containerization is all the rage these days
<tsarbomba> this is trueComment: #reddit-sysadmin on freenode
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#311410* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
«~Fazer» we have nutella-topped pizzas here...
«~T2norway» wtf
«~T2norway» sweden are you on drugs
«~Fazer» dude
«~Fazer» when it comes to pizza
«~Fazer» WE LITERALLY ARE
«~T2norway» wow
«~T2norway» w o w . |
#311408* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<snacky> anyway, the end of civilization will result when researchers lose control of AI spambots. the point of no return is when the spambots understand our own psychology better than we do
<snacky> they quickly hijack all of our communications infrastructure in service to what is, to them, the one true highest goal in the entire universe: getting us to click on their fucking ads
<snacky> yeah. this is also pretty much why we've never made contact with alien life. they were all destroyed by their own creations
<snacky> coming soon, scientists announce discovery that remote galaxies are patterened in a way that carries a coded message reading, "DOCTORS HATE HIM! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK" |
#311406* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Optical Disc: My parents just went to a Korean restaurant and asked the guy to not give them any rice because they're on a no carb diet
Optical Disc: I can't go out with these people
Zinon: Bruh...
Optical Disc: They took my rice too
Zinon: Why?!
Optical Disc: because I'm with them I guess
Zinon: That makes no damn sense
Optical Disc: I'm having eel over fucking lettuce because my parents are weird
Zinon: That's nasty..
Jeremy: Ew |
#311404* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Quill: i use ableton live kimo
Optical Disc: Wow
Optical Disc: My DAW is LMMS + ZynAddSubFX
Optical Disc: In case anyone was wondering
Quill: i use wii music maker
Optical Disc: Mario paint
Quill: game and watch
Optical Disc: Butterflies
Quill: i use spoons and broken mother boards of 1998 computers made between june 25th and september 4th
Optical Disc: A piece of driftwood and a melon |
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<+BMF54123>Â I was working on a Chinese tank game today that has its trigger switches held in by two thin plastic posts
<+BMF54123>Â naturally, they break
<+Flygon>Â Ouch
<+BMF54123>Â all the Chinese import games we have are literal fire hazards
<+BMF54123>Â as in, one actually did catch fireComment: irc://irc.badnik.zone/#tcrf
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#311393* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
--> Allen_Oaks has joined ##bitcoin
<Allen_Oaks> how's the bitcoin trading going?
<Allen_Oaks> Whos got an antminer
<raccoon> Dunno. Too busy watching porn
<Allen_Oaks> i always feel bad after watching porn
<raccoon> especially the ones with dogs in them
<Allen_Oaks> it's raccoon what the fuck!
<Allen_Oaks> it's you again!
<Allen_Oaks> you SICK FUCK!
<raccoon> lol, hi
<Allen_Oaks> i didn't even look at your name until now
<Allen_Oaks> dammit
<Allen_Oaks> now i have to leave
<raccoon> bai
<Allen_Oaks> we had this conversation before, when i told you to die of cancer
<raccoon> i'm still here
<Allen_Oaks> dammit...
<Allen_Oaks> GO AWAY!
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#311392* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<hppavilion1> You know, normal filesystems are woefully insufficient to properly organize a porn folder
<hppavilion1> Which is why I locally run an entire MediaWiki installation to have proper control over the sorting of media
hppavilion1> I'm sure people think that this is a joke
<hppavilion1> But no, I have XAMPP running locally. |
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<theblazehen> I should really learn perl sometime
<andrewlsd> ^ that's what he sed |
#311389* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Emmy: Physics doesn't make any sense anymore
Jeremy: Did it ever even make sense before?
Thanatos: As in, a physics class no longer makes sense, or you just witnessed a monopole molecule? |
#311388* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Dustin> The topic is too long anyway.
<Dustin> And it would need to something fancy.
* ChanServ has changed topic for #codelove to: "Do things well. Cut the fat."
<Yossarian> 'Do things'
<Yossarian> 'Do'
<Yossarian> 'D'
<thetawork> all night long
<Dustin> Hm.
*** Mode #codelove +o Dustin by ChanServ
* Dustin has changed topic for #codelove to: ""
<Dustin> Fat cut.
<[R]> PerfectComment: #codelove on slashnet
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<snb> lol somebody just posted on my sister's facebook: "Happy birthday! I hope it's a great day and a terrific year for you"
<snb> i want to reply
<snb> "she's been dead for 7 years"
<underscore> well in that regard snb it sounds like she had a year free from troubles
<snb> this is true
<snb> i just think it's funny that whoever this person is didn't get the memo at any point in the past 7 years |
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<@DigDug> so hypospeaking, lets say you accidebtally type your pw into the $ prompt
<@DigDug> rm bash_history
<@DigDug> passwd
<@DigDug> asking for a friend |
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16:03:45 <+Dom`> It's gonna take me 3 hours to publish this stupidi website
16:04:23 <@homerj> WHAT YEAR IS IT?
16:04:40 <@stereo_> 1937
16:04:50 <@normod> I don't think you're web developing right if your web pages are 30MB
16:05:16 <+Dom`> MVC
16:05:20 <+Dom`> the whole project is 200 MB
16:05:21 <+Dom`> :/
16:06:37 <@normod> ...
16:06:47 <+Dom`> what
16:14:38 <+clockwork> it's to keep dialup users out
16:14:57 < ohgeetee> why would they discriminate against slovenia like that |
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