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#311262* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<zoomerz> you know whats really good, baking with breast milk. use it for cakes muffins waffles and just general drinking
<zoomerz> theres this fat black lady i pay for her breastmilk and it is quite amazing |
#311261* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ilikemeat> supertuna: wha'tcha doin?
<supertuna> ilikemeat: practicing my psychic powers.
<ilikemeat> (yeah right, psychic powers? like that's real...)
<supertuna> ilikemeat: i know what you're thinking, my psychic powers aren't real, blah blah blah.
<ilikemeat> (omg he does have psychic powers, wth-
<supertuna> ilikemeat: 20 years.
<ilikemeat> how long has he been training f) OH MY GOD I'M
<supertuna> ilikemeat: telling all your friends, don't tell them and i'll give you psychic powers.
<ilikemeat> TELLING ALL MY FRIENDS! wait nvm. i don't even care lol
* 1 day later
<ilikemeat> supertuna: i know what you're thinking, oh no, i lost my powers.
<supertuna> WHERE ARE MY POWERS?! |
#311260* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<BytesAndCoffee> so
<Ahrotahntee> ugh, who has the dunce cap? It's my turn to wear it
<Ahrotahntee> problem with exchange, the error message in event viewer literally tells me word-for-word what to do about it
<Ahrotahntee> had I bothered to read it
<BytesAndCoffee> after...4 months, i can log in to exchange on my phone
<BytesAndCoffee> it was a combination of a missing AD object in my account, and inheritance being disabled
<PSPM|13fca> Ahrotahntee, evidently it was mine today
<luketheduke1> When I first started here, I didn't have a computer for half a week
* PSPM|13fca hands over dunce cap to Ahrotahntee
<Ahrotahntee> PSPM|13fca: hand it over
<Ahrotahntee> thank you
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#311259* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<td512> !finger bend3r
<bend3r> oh yah, right in the i/o |
#311258* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< astrid> just leave
< Pentium_> ur not my mom
< astrid> no, i would not have carried you to termComment: bolix
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#311254* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
fHiL: i picked up a book for the first time in a while, and i realized how bad my laptop is, if the fucking book runs faster... |
#311253* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<m4221> Name the most recent programming, not scripting, language you have used! GO!
<BytesAndCoffee> m4221: Assembly
<BytesAndCoffee> my own Assembly ISA in fact
<BytesAndCoffee> getrekt
<m4221> BytesAndCoffee: damn you
<BytesAndCoffee> m4221: https://github.com/BytesAndCoffee/QuadShot/blob/stable/BUBBLE2.dripComment: #reddit-sysadmin on freenode
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#311248* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<AceOfTricks> I offered him a beer in game and he was like ... I'm under age.
<nacht> .............
<nacht> I was totally that kid in 9th grade
<AceOfTricks> He has super anime sword that talks.
<AceOfTricks> That is his class.
<nacht> Ok I wasn't that kid |
#311243* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Thero> Fressco 1 - IcoLove 0
<@Fresco> lol Thero
<@Fresco> you missed that joke
<@Fresco> Fresco 1 - Ico Love
<+Thero> GODDAMNIT |
#311239* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Trivia>Â 1. Category: History : Which nation was led by Genghis Khan?
<~laks>Â mongolia
<~laks>Â mongol empire
<+Trivia>Â Hint: the ****** *
<&T2norway>Â hva
<~laks>Â the mongol s
<+Trivia>Â Hint: the m***** *
<&T2norway>Â haha
<~laks> trivia snälla
<&T2norway>Â double space?
<~laks>Â the mongol i
<~laks>Â uhhh
<+Trivia>Â Hint: the m***** s
<~laks>Â the mongol s
<+Trivia>Â Winner: laks; Answer: the mongol s; Time: 40.863s; Streak: 1; Points: 1; Total: 76Comment: Rizon's Trivia bot being dumb... again
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#311238* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Brought> iceiceice : ice ice baby
<iceiceice> Brought, if you say my name too many times you might reduce the temperature in the room :p
<Brought> :O
<doppel> hehe
<Brought> Should we increase temperature first?
<iceiceice> how can we do that :)
<Brought> It's very easy, just improvise
<doppel> if you got a problem, yo, he'll solve it
<doppel> check out the beat while the dj revolves it
<iceiceice> oh god
<iceiceice> good thing i have to go anyways
<Brought> :O
<doppel> see ya
<doppel> stay cool
<doppel> brought: you know, for having such a cool name, iceiceice seemed rather vanilla.
<Brought> It's very ice ice baby of him, doppel.
<doppel> wrong vanilla. |
#311232* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<*> Eshan has joined
<Eshan> ughhhh dear christ how’s everyone doing
<*> Tumbra is now known as Dear_Christ
<Dear_Christ> everyone's doing fine
<*> Dear_Christ is now known as Everyone
<Everyone> I'm doing fine!
<*> Everyone is now known as Tumbra
<Eshan> wow
<Eshan> That was commitment, nicely done Tumbra xDComment: #nssport @ irc.esper.net (NationStates' sport roleplay discussion channel)
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#311231* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<spyhermit> but then I forget, diblo's not really into humans
<Diablo> wat
<Diablo> wat is diblo into
<spyhermit> aliens.
<origamania> furries
<Diablo> "red fruit"
<origamania> so sunburnt gay men
<Diablo> oh darn
<origamania> lol
<Diablo> brb
<Diablo> I'll go wash off the sin you guys put on me |
#311228* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< MagisterQuis> So, I had an interview Sunday night.
< MagisterQuis> At 11:30pm.
< MagisterQuis> With a very giggly recruiter girl.
< MagisterQuis> Who has a thing for hackers.
< MagisterQuis> And who asked if I was single.
< MagisterQuis> I'm not, as it turns out, and neither is she (though she's dating a hacker).
< MagisterQuis> Joke's on her. I'm fat and haven't shaved or got a haircut in years. |
#311227* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
.:%InvictusZero:. power works directionally and denying such is unamerican
.:Zed_Porygon-Z:. Wouldn't power also be able to work rotationally?
.:Zed_Porygon-Z:. I mean, technically speaking, power can (do) work in any manner.
.:%InvictusZero:. you seem to be unaware of what's going on
.:Zed_Porygon-Z:. No I'm perfectly aware of what's going on, I'm just a smartass. |
#311223* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<solemnwarning> What the hell does the trail behind the nyan cat in your editor represent? |
#311222* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<~LexPro> now you should learn French
<&T2norway> french? NOOO?!?!?!?
<~LexPro> it's just English in a funny accent ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
<&T2norway> oohhhh
<&T2norway> >just >english >funny >accent
<&T2norway> i already have that
<&T2norway> pls
<~LexPro> okay
<~LexPro> it's just English in a drunk accent
<~LexPro> oh wait
<~LexPro> that's English |
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bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can’t you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn’t kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you’re stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You’re a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i’m quiet, hope you don’t show us how good a hacker you are
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you’re dead
<Elch> Eh, it’s 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that’s it: 127.0.0.1 I’m waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I’m frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you’ll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you’re dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I’m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
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<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again… I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you’re so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
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<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What’s up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don’t know
<bitchchecker> i’m 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn’t know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you’re a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it…you girl
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you’re letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you’re afraid
<bitchchecker> i don’t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that’s an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you’re cool and don’t dare going into the internet without a fire wall
<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can’t hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I’m still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i’m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you’re no hacker..
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it’s easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you’ll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom…
<Elch> i’ll take a look
<bitchchecker> don’t need to rescue you can’t son of a bitch
<Elch> that’s bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there’s nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn’t meta say anything
<Elch> he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>>
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH
<bitchchecker> elch man you’re so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i’m already at c: 30 percent
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< korozion> what did the switch with a broken fan say?
< korozion> "it burns when IP"
< scorbutus> keep that shit on facebook |
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<LadiesMan> I played metal slug x and I happen to know that aliens DID help the nazis |
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<&Fazer> "In 2001, Argentina had 5 presidents in just 10 days."
<&Fazer> argentina snälla
<&Fazer> no wonder why you didn't get those islands |
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<schwepps> we had to run the p.c off home generators powered by horse |
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<relyks> you're a girl?
<realz> everyone on the internet is a boy
<littlestsquid> Yeah I'm a girl
<relyks> oh
<littlestsquid> Yeah everyone else is a boy
<ari5av> I once found a girl on IRC
<ari5av> but I didn't believe she was a girl
<ari5av> so I had to marry her to make sure.Comment: Girls on IRC
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<king_crimson> has cuckbot learned anything new?
<cuckbot> i learned how to banish lust with tantric masterbationComment: cuckbot is a pyborg bot
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<osuka_> ShaRose I meant 140000 united stateses
<ShaRose> osuka_ then it's only a problem if you've got any oil
<osuka_> Fuck how do I get rid of it then
<ShaRose> be white
<osuka_> I assume my nationality makes me mexican regardless of skin color?
<ShaRose> how white are you
<osuka_> white enough that I wouldn't get shot by the police
<ShaRose> osuka_ describe what would happen if you are on a street. you see a police officer next to you, and a black man on the other side of the street. you grab the gun out of the officer's holster and shoot the black man on the other side of the street.
<ShaRose> if he high fives you, you are white enough
<osuka_> ShaRose he grabs the weapon from my hand and shoots the man again
<osuka_> then high fives me
<ShaRose> congrats you are white enough |
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