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#311109* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Stimor> playing without glasses is the best anti-aliasing
[...]
<Stimor> my head started to hurt and i could not read ANY of the texts so i had no idea what i was doing in hitman bm :(
<Stimor> CANCEL IDEA
#311107* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Covarr> also don't call me andrew. from now on call me sexy the hedgehog
#311106* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Dragonite> so is that the same or different than me using random.org to decide if I'm a boy or a girl in pokémon games?
#311105* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<teratoma> there is a restaurant at the corner of 40th and Broadway that is super good
<teratoma> Cloven And Hoof i think its called
<teratoma> the butcher has 8 fingers
<ClaudiaX> Hmm
<teratoma> where'd the other 2 fingers go!
<teratoma> it is a mystery
#311103* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Maahes> What if Donald Trump took a poo?
<spinkle> he does it every time he opens his mouth
#311102* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<mrjester> <OBLIGATORY YOUR MOTHER JOKE>
<tweakism> Yo mamma so fat, IPv6 is insufficient to address her PAN.
<mrjester> </OBLIGATORY YOUR MOTHER JOKE>
#311101* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Coldfinger: chris christie still looks like the human embodiment of a big mac
#311100* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+arubin>  Bernie is tearing dat ass up now.
<+Hoffman>  ew, dont need that mental image
<+Hoffman>  ...or do I?
<+Hoffman>  "This ass is huuuuuuuge"
<+Hoffman>  "Baby, we work so well together, because I love fucking the top 1 percent"
#311099* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<•ProjectThoth> DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I'M MAYONNAISE IN A CAGE
<jclishman> ..
<jclishman> this is what i come back to
<jclishman> srsly
Comment: #SpaceX on Espernet
#311098* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<wexfart> love, marriage, reproduction, parenthood, formal education, home ownership
<wexfart> all great memes :)
#311096* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Kiyiko> I make love to my sister as if she were my own daughterComment: #zomgwtfbbq / irc.p2p-network.net
#311095* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Jaded`> SUSHI PIZZA IS WRONG. INCORRECT. INVALID. UNORTHODOX. OFFENSIVE. IMMORAL.
#311094* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[23:41] worstwish: !players
[23:41] VCCNR-: -> There are no players ingame.
[23:41] worstwish: .hi all
[23:42] VCCNR-: Admin> worstwish: hi all
#311093* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@dreammer> srejv: A compressor, is actually a blackbox, with a little gnome inside.. the gnome is listening to the music, and when it gets to loud it pushes down the volume on his tiny little mixing-desk.
#311092* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DrBadAss>Lessee... the Republican party is in disarray, divided by an offshoot reactionary group, spearheaded by men who pander to the least common denominator and say and do the most ridiculous things imaginable, directly flaunting the Constitution, and proving on a daily basis they're incapable of compromise, and that their only goal is to take down their opponent at the expense of the country's welfare and proper operation.
<DrBadAss>  We Democrats have a CLEAR shot at this.  It's going to be really interesting to see how we go about f#@%ing it up.
#311091* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@MiepGirl> I'm on my way home from my first internship day
<%DynamicLexicon> Nice! How was it??
<@MiepGirl> It was very long and tiring but great dynamiclexicon
<%DynamicLexicon> Leave your sex life out of this
<%DynamicLexicon> So what are you doing?
<%DynamicLexicon> For the internship
<~StrawberryQuaquiri> Your mom
#311090* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[16:00] <MakeMeAHipster> What was the one with the house defense game
[16:00] <buZz> MakeMeAHipster: the sims
[16:01] <MakeMeAHipster> Defense
[16:01] <buZz> MakeMeAHipster: the sims: vacation
Comment: #dogecoin freenode
#311088* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< gambit> someone here?
<@klkv> no
-!- gamma was kicked from #social by klkv []
<@klkv> oops
<@klkv> bbl
#311084* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<rikai> digitalcircuit: Also, unrelatedly, is the ircbutt site you list in your PR down or something? I can't get it to resolve. :o
<digitalcircuit> ...whoops.
-*- digitalcircuit disabled Cloud2Butt.
<digitalcircuit> *disables
<rikai> LOL
<rikai> thats the best messup ever :P
<digitalcircuit> Fixed.
<digitalcircuit> I knew it'd bite me in the cloud one day, but it makes business-buzzwordy websites a bit more bearable otherwise :)
#311082* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Suibo> strype
<Suibo> strype's wife
<Strypgia> Guh.
<Strypgia> She may have a hard time typing. She hurt her hands tripping and falling today
<Kita> that sucks.
<Strypgia> On the very, very bright side, she was not carrying Imp 2.0 at the time.
<Kita> well yeah because she's already been born
<Strypgia> We have a chest-carrier harness thing she gets carried around in sometimes. Luckily, not this morning.
<Kita> organic trauma plate
<Strypgia> BABI =/= SAPI!
#311080* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< gumi> is anyone doing anything special for Mardi Gras?
< veryape> yeah, i will show my tits for everyone in my bedroom, other than that i have no idea
* gumi enters veryape's bedroom
#311075* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* &kapitank smiles at his router, with the knowledge that at any moment it can decide to stop for no reason whatsoever
#311073* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<derp_commander> anyway, thank you for your help. I gotta go before my "client" gets herself stuck in a filing cabinet... again
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[17:28:24] <+LexPro> in order to pass time for some reason I decided to do Maths homework
[17:28:29] <+LexPro> what's wrong with me
#311068* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Guest96739> Hello
<Guest96739> It's me
<jmrsplat> oh the ever so famous Guest96739
<jmrsplat> we hardly knew ye
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