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<Guest96739> Hello
<Guest96739> It's me
<jmrsplat> oh the ever so famous Guest96739
<jmrsplat> we hardly knew ye |
#311067* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
anderson> Well I will have you know I am grand marshal of the dork parade.
<alli> yeah, i saw your underwear |
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<+gonzobot> ・゜゜・。。・゜ ​ ゜\​_0< q​uack!
<Beerkeg> .bang
<+gonzobot> (Beerkeg) Better luck next time. You can try again in 7 seconds.
<Beerkeg> .bang
<Beerkeg> .bang
<Beerkeg> .bang
<Beerkeg> .bang
* | Beerkeg was kicked from #linuxmasterrace by corellia.snoonet.org (Channel flood triggered (limit is 5 lines in 3 secs))
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<Beerkeg probably not the smartest thing i've done
<MrZone> lol
<MrZone> .bang
<+gonzobot> MrZone you shot a duck in 229.833 seconds! You have killed 6 ducks in #linuxmasterrace.
<MrZone> hahahaha
<Beerkeg> oh fuck you |
#311059* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<iceiceice> vultraz, i know someone who got rid of his phone, and tells me that he only talks "via text" now
<iceiceice> his entire house has an irc channel on which everyone talks
<vultraz> iceiceice: what??
<iceiceice> he lives in SF
<iceiceice> i was like "man can't i just call you"
<iceiceice> and he like, no, please just come to the channel |
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<izabera> but maybe you *should* remove the accents
* oerjan swats izabera for linguistic heresy -----###
<shachaf> oerjan: a linguist i know says that accents are great
<shachaf> wait, that's linguistic hearsay |
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< Derek> Guys
< Derek> how do you put thermal paste on?
<+exor> put some on
<@tw> rub it on your skin.
<%lbft> squeeze the whole tube on top of the heatsink
<@solar> you insert the tube into your urethra
<@solar> and depress the handle
<@solar> then just jizz on your heatsink
<+exor> that's about all there is to it |
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Hoffman: Hey, if you've got it, flaunt it
Hoffman: If you don't got it, kill the people who've got it and wear their face as a mask |
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<DevXen> There are always people who hate the president. Like people hated Ragan and John F. Kennedy.
<Pat> No, every single person absolutely loved John F. Kennedy.
<DevXen> I'll bet Lee Harvy Oswald didn't like him.Comment: Talking to my mom.
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<LolwutPear> bunch of losers
<LolwutPear> liking comic books
<LolwutPear> jesus christ
<LolwutPear> grow up
<LolwutPear> be an adult
<LolwutPear> now excuse me while i masturbate to cartoonsComment: irc.rizon.net #808
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<tev> Note to self: When going from Dvorak to QWERTY, be careful not to typo “I finished eating†as “I finished dating†|
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<x3l3tric> "Hey, I'm just here to let you know per court order that I'm on the sex offender registry. Can I make you a drink?"
<myself> that sounds like a great comedy bit if people could laugh at that stuff
<myself> landshark!
<x3l3tric> myself: If only anyone could laugh at anything anymore, it'd be such a better world.
<x3l3tric> Rather than, "You're a white guy using the word lynch? You're a racist." which has actually been said to me before
<[Saint]> Well, context is key. If you said it /while lynching someone/...
<x3l3tric> Oh no, of course not. It was after the lynching, during the reception |
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<contra> you ever bring a piss jug to the clinic
<contra> and you're like I already collected a sample for you
<contra> cause this guy did
<contra> and now he left when they told him it wasn't valid
<contra> I could almost see the spaghetti coming out of his pockets
<contra> > tfw you thought you had to pee before you went in
<contra> > tfw you pissed in a Dasani bottle |
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<Kawa> Interactive sexual encounters are already in planning.
<CaptainJistuce> KA->EN: Kawa got a date!Comment: Trying to talk about a game I'm making when...
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(02:17:57) testpil0t: they are translated and applied to iptables
(02:18:22) moonman: why do you pee tables? |
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<amy> I discovered the meaningless of everything as a child in a dumpster
<amy> But learned that nothing mattering means that nothing mattering doesn't matter either
<amy> So it's fine to ignore it |
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<wsky> money is just numbers people kill for |
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<defanor> let's divide the globe into 365 parts and shift the calendar accordingly, making it a new year each day somewhere \o/
<defanor> that date/time-related stuff is a mess already, won't be much worse with thatComment: #freenode-newyears
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[Konradinmarburg]: i would watch a kotor 2 movie but how many people would see a star wars movie that was just an old woman lying to the audience for two hours
[Najemik]: i'm sure there's a market for a margaret thatcher biopicComment: SWTOR guildchat
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<asm> sexuality is probably shaped like a torus
<asm> there are no edges
<asm> but there is a hole |
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<early90spants> someone's playing the worst fucking music on our office speakers
<Dixioli> cowboy christmas?
<early90spants> first it was a song from that fucking linkin park jay-z bullshit and now they're playing the thong song
<Dixioli> or worse
<Dixioli> oh boy
<early90spants> i'm in hell
<early90spants> i'm just gonna leave 20 minutes early, i can't take this shit. i'm out
<early90spants> NOW THEY'RE PLAYING CREED
<early90spants> i just sent an email to HR
<H> "Dear HR. This music sucks. I'm going home. Mail me my paycheck. ~Signed: Pants." |
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<purpleears> Is this channel filled with precious perfect ##hamradio people?
<purpleears> Do I have to start a net?
<ReadError> no you need to be less of a cocksucker
<ReadError> try that maybe
<DocGonzo420> ^
<purpleears> lol
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< loopback> guys I've lost my PSK key for my corporate VPN, would you be so kind to provide it?
< Llama052> ah you meant to join #NSA for that one
< loopback> I understand, Juniper was not awareComment: #juniper on freenode.net
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<@eDRoaCH> so i have a question
<@eDRoaCH> how does one save in dragons crown
<@lupis> return question: what's dragons crown
<@Kizul> Dragon's Crown is that game with the super-busty Amazon and Sorceress of which there's tons of porn.
<@lupis> speaking of which... I just noticed my 1TB porn drive is almost full
<@lupis> how did that happen o_O
<@lupis> really need to purge some stuff <_<
<@Kizul> That's what porn's made for, man. :v |
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<kreator> sup f€ags
<kreator> dropped beer €ll over my keybor€ad |
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<Jigsy> I'm sorry, Sir, but I'm afraid you can't parkour your Tank on the obstacle course. |
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