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<%KittyKatt> Kazamori: You gonna be awake for a while or crashing?
Kazamori (~Zanthas@Misaki.Mei-chan) has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<@ne> I guess he... CRASHED (⌐■_■) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHComment: #/g/technology @ irc.rizon.net
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<rootd00d> i only have one testicle.
<Broly> that's all you need |
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<nawcom> takin a mean dump
<nawcom> before i head to bed
<nawcom> if you ever have a bad day and you want to go to bed a winner
<nawcom> take a mean dump |
#310808* (?/4) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
kekit: only thing that sucks when it rains...
kekit is now Online. |
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<Romin> macklemore .. is he even a rapper
<Romin> white people can't rap
<roger_penorse> that's rapist |
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AlexSenpaiGamer: im a kawaii senpai
Da_maul: I doubt your kawaii-ness
Da_maul: do you have a kawaii permit?
AlexSenpaiGamer: yea
Da_maul: show it to me, the kawaii police
Sakuyak ?: uwah!
Sakuyak ?: im a good girl!
Sakuyak ?: dont bully me
AlexSenpaiGamer: *hides behind saku*
Da_maul: no you aren't
Sakuyak ?: im going to have to clean up the bullies
AlexSenpaiGamer: maul is scary!
Da_maul: you are but a regular quality girl
Sakuyak ?: rude
Agent Matthias: Alex. Show us the permit, or we will be forced to remove your title of senpai. And nobody will ever notice you.
AlexSenpaiGamer: ;-;
Agent Matthias: Sakuyak, hand over the senpai.
AlexSenpaiGamer: eep.
Efreak: omg there's a senpai in here...plznoticeme
Da_maul: We're revoking their senpai status as we speak
AlexSenpaiGamer: NUUU
Agent Matthias: You have one more chance, Alex. Either that, or even Saku won't notice you.
AlexSenpaiGamer: *hands permit* JEEZ
AlexSenpaiGamer: I DIDNT WANNA SHOW IT
Agent Matthias: Many thanks. *Passes to maul*
Da_maul: *waves* thank you for your co-operation
Da_maul: *fist bumps matthias*
Lg |?: happy ending
AlexSenpaiGamer: *cries*
Agent Matthias: No prob.
Lg |?: eugh O.O why is he crying
Da_maul: Alex, just make sure to have proper kawaii documentation in the future
Da_maul: you can get the paperwork at your local government Uguu officeComment: Anime1.0@Steam
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* abzman listens to reports about Alabama refusing SSM licenses
* abzman waits for national guard to be called in
<pjustice> Selma II
<abzman> Electric Boogaloo
<muchomas> "I dare y'all to come down here and make me" |
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<Mayzie> My drunk mum decided to make everyone tea
<Mayzie> And came into my room
<Mayzie> And spilt it all over the floor :-(Comment: #srl irc.rizon.net
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"When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?"-Don Marquis |
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~ Matsurishi I wonder if qdb is still writhing in its own shit |
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@ the_idiot I DROPPED MY RAMEN
@ the_idiot MOTHER FUK |
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<@the_idiot> BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
BILL
<+Brynn> oh no
<~Matsurishi> NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
<@the_idiot> SCIENCE RULES |
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<luper> i listen to this america life
<luper> when i am having a hard time going to sleep
<luper> and i fall asleep
<luper> :)
<luper> it is nice
<luper> thank you ira glass
<luper> but then it shifted those stories to a weird part of my brain
<luper> where i had a friend tell me, "luper, that was never me. that was an episode of this american life. you can't just mix the lives of your white friends with episodes of this american life"Comment: Ira Glass is the softspoken narrator of NPR's This American Life talk show
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<+Thero> https://i.imgur.com/sBTAn5f.jpg
<&gq> reltih: no really though
<%reltih> Thero: the fuck
<+Thero> spiderman
<&gq> spiderman, does whatever a spider can, OH MY GOD, LOOK AT HIS FACE, I'M SCREAMING, ALL OVER THE PLACE, WATCH THE FUCK OUT, THAT THING IS SPIDERMAN |
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<drej> for what its worth, there are probably 100x more people using whatsapp
<drej> than messages
<iMac> There are also more species eating cow dung than eating nice food.
<iMac> Your point? |
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<+Sparta> cock is the shit |
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<Tommy`> listening to someone who doesn't understand what the DNS cache is trying to talk someone else who doesn't know what it is through clearing it
<ircubic> #justgirlythings |
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<dennis:#/g/technology> I spit hot lava
<dennis:#/g/technology> hotter than a processor running java
<dennis:#/g/technology> your stacks about to blow
<dennis:#/g/technology> cause your language forgot to implement TCO
<dennis:#/g/technology> my lisp has superior error handling and detection
<dennis:#/g/technology> your programs crash with a null pointer exception
<dennis:#/g/technology> I just learned ruby
<dennis:#/g/technology> already got packages on gem
<dennis:#/g/technology> I use urxvt
<dennis:#/g/technology> and B-S-P-W-M
<dennis:#/g/technology> each of your git repos have about 1 pull
<dennis:#/g/technology> you need to go back to slash dev slash null |
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MorphineBear: are corgis people
Chack: Who?
MorphineBear: corgimen
Chack: YesComment: SG
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<BadSpoon> that's half of facebook right there
<BadSpoon> overcompressed jpegs for your every thought |
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<Spazzy> I'm not sure I'd want to go near one that's big enough to hide anything other than a tampon.
<LouisT> wat
<LouisT> sorry to hear that your penis is smaller than a tampon |
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<-- TheWilfox has quit (Quit: It's a shame, I don't think that they'll notice. It's a shame, I doubt that they'd even care.)
<@kitty> :/
<@kitty> why the quit message
<+nya> CorgiDude now listening to "kitty: I'm fine, that's my default quit message, my IRC box is being migrated sorry" by Anna Wilcox
<@kitty> oh, ok |
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<@Ganobrator> WOW
<@Ganobrator> FUCK YOU
<@Ganobrator> FUCK
<@Ganobrator> YOU
<@TooshiBot> Subscribe to Tooshi on Youtube at [...]Comment: From Twitch. No idea what prompted the bot response...
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--> nano1 (~nano@zura.nje.katsura) has joined #r9k
<nano1> w-what is this place
<benderr> >title
<nano1> are you all robots
<benderr> i don't understand
<nano1> is this board in anyway related to the r9k board on 4chan?
<nano1> *channel
<benderr> this is the Rune of the 9 Kingdoms channel.. the board game.
<nano1> kek
<nano1> alright
<nano1> gbye
<-- nano1 (~nano@zura.nje.katsura) has left #r9k (WeeChat 1.0.1)
<kaleun> lmfao
<benderr> :|
-*- benderr goes to google "rune of the 9 kingdoms"
<benderr> nope, doesn't even exist
<benderr> wtf
<kaleun> lol |
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(Ice) Women treat tablet computers just like penises.
(Ice) Give them a 7 inch model, and they'll complain about wanting 3 more inches. |
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