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<michelem> I'm running 96 GB ECC ram
<phobos_anomaly> 96 gigs of ram? Man, think of the possibilities. That might just be enough to run the newest Microsoft OS.
<phobos_anomaly> Or open two instances of firefox |
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<nhaines> Then that's all cricket! Carry on then lads! /rwwaccent
<Glorfinde1> LOL
<rww> bannedComment: #ubuntu-offtopic @ freenode
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[13:04] <+musky> !w <snip>
[13:04] <@bowner> <snip> (43.1°N/89.3°W); Conditions: Partly Cloudy; Temperature: 16°F (-8.9°C); Windchill: 2°F (-17°C); Wind: WNW at 14 MPH (22 KPH); Humidity: 45%
[13:04] <+musky> partly cloudy my ass
[13:05] <+fant0m> Musky's ass-smell scared the clouds away
[13:05] <+musky> my ass smells like roses
[13:05] <+musky> and warm apple pie
[13:06] <+musky> and that is because I like to shove warm apple pie and roses up my ass....
<+musky> (you know you were thinking it)
* fant0m moves away from musky, saying to him "Why don't you shove normal things up your ass? Like buttplugs??!"
<+musky> "shove normal things up your ass" - fant0m
<+musky> *quote of the dayComment: A DCer chat IRC chan
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* lurkd (Mibbit@synIRC-F4BCBB62.) has joined #site17
* ChanServ sets mode: +h lurkd
<Riemann> Hello lurkd, are you here to appeal your ban?
<lurkd> I am.
<lurkd> I think you all are caca heads.
<lurkd> There I said it.
<Riemann> o:
<Riemann> I think that this is an excellent appeal
<Riemann> 10/10
<Riemann> You are unbanned
<Riemann> And now you are staff
<lurkd> \o/ |
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<@DragonFogel> Other fun things in science: [Wikipedia's page for "Arsole"]
<@DragonFogel> Just got linked to this too: [Wikipedia's page for "Thebacon"]
<@BGrifter> Fogel: All wonderful
<@BGrifter> "Thebacon is indicated for moderate to moderately severe pain and dry painful coughing just as is hydrocodone."
<@BGrifter> You heard it from wikipedia folks
<@BGrifter> Ingest thebacon if you're in painComment: Had to remove two URLs, but they should be easy enough to figure out
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<Cassy> guys I need help, I did not read a contract completely and now I'm sort of in trouble. I purchased one of those small cans of ninjas, 3-4 ninjas, perfect starter army on the kickstarter for only $250, seemed like a good deal. Well I got them and added water to a children swimming pool as suggested to rehydrate them, I gave them rose petal tea per the instructions and fermented soybeans. When they were
<Cassy> finally ready they demanded their orders. This is where I fucked up, I did not read in the contract that they require targets or enemies to be specified daily or they choose their own enemies based on their impact on nature. They seriously injured my neighbor who was over watering his lawn. I tried giving them the names of famous terrorist groups, and certain other individuals, but this is where I fucked up
<Cassy> again and did not read all targets must have wronged me directly and recently. I don't know anyone who has recently wronged me. I dunno what to do! I keep slowing them down with chinese finger puzzles but they aren't going to fall for that for long. Can I hire enemies to fight my army so that they have a target while I try to find out how to deactivate them? I tried tossing one in the oven to dehydrate him
<Cassy> but somehow he dismantled the oven from the inside and then the oven vanished in a large puff of smoke along with him in it. |
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<Tourres> well, of the three mods who are active, only 2 kick
<Tourres> and he kicks with a "sense of humor"
<Tourres> you know
<kerin> what's with the quotes
<kerin> it almost seems like you don't think it's funny when he kicks you
<Tourres> its kinda funny
<Tourres> but not too funny. like dad jokes, you know
<vonbauernfeind> kerin is a dad
<vonbauernfeind> kerin give us some dad jokes
<kerin> okay
<kerin> this one's for tourres
<kerin> tourres, when is a door not a door?
<Tourres> when?
* kerin has kicked Tourres from #fountain_pens
<MxMj> hahahaha
* Tourres (Tourres@o-56-416-7-52.hsd9.pa.comcast.net) has joined
<Tourres> I don't get it
<kerin> i could tell it again |
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<Tenko> We have the same quit message XD
<Celti> Tenko: It's not the same! Yours has more capitals and an extra space!
<Tenko> But the meaning is the same!
<Celti> Pfffft
<Celti> Semantics! |
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<@torchlight> I have 200 digits of pi in my head!
<+Squiggy> I'm not even going to ask 'Really?'
<@torchlight> (and I can type it out within thirty seconds)
<+RDF> ...
<&Xythar> i have a sequence of eleven special letters of the alphabet in my head that i can type out in under 5 seconds
<&Xythar> symphogearg
<+Squiggy> qwertzuiopü
<Dozo|sleep> hunter2
<@torchlight> what's so special about being able to type asterisks fast |
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Buderisk: Titanstall 2: Call of Michael Bay
Wrykyn: Transformers 4: Michael Bay's Blowjob
countjrob |510| entered chat.
Buderisk: The Bible 2: Mary's Explosive Birth: Here comes the Bay!
countjrob |510|: yo yo yo what is up
countjrob |510|: i
countjrob |510|: wtf |
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I hear colleagues talking on my left:
"... and you can't kill children after the parent has returned"
"Yeah, I know, I hate this, but there's nothing we can do about it".
And I was like: WTF?! Is this for real? Why would they want to kill some child?! Then I realized they were talking about child and parent processes. What a reliefComment: IT guys talk
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* Phonity (androirc@ChatSpikesmdv7u.sc.shawcable.net) has joined #nintendo
<Phonity> :]
<Soup> GET OUT
<Phonity> :[
* Phonity (androirc@ChatSpikesmdv7u.sc.shawcable.net) Quit (Quit: penismighty) |
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<BadSpoon> Tinder: where evolution drops off |
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<JEEB> goddamnit shaft
<JEEB> now I want soumen in the goddamn winter
<JEEB> pls
<JEEB> I wonder how old all of my soumen is
<JEEB> because i'm pretty sure I've got some
<JEEB> ok, soumen went old in 2011
<JEEB> udon went old in 2010
<JEEB> rip
<JEEB> still in closed packages thoughComment: In February 2015
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< Mikko-> oh man, Steel Shield| Ressources(?): 2 Infantry Helmets, 6 Iron Ingot, *1 Pachua the Hermit Indian*, 12 Coal
< Mikko-> so which mob drops hermit indians? :) |
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<zyradyl> so i always feel really bad when I have to update my zone policy, because I feel like a parent talking to a child
<zyradyl> "set ipv6-name Jimmy-WAN rule 2100 action allow state established enabled related enabled"
<zyradyl> Okay jimmy you're of course allowed to go play with your current friends and family
<zyradyl> "set ipv6-name Jimmy-WAN rule 2200 action drop state invalid enable"
<zyradyl> BUT NO HANDICAP PEOPLE JIMMY, NONE. YOU DROP YOUR HANDICAP FRIENDS RIGHT NOW. |
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<zyradyl> okay so I finally got Hughes, which despite the cap has a lot of cool features
<asaph> alright?
<zyradyl> HughesNet has a native dual stack setup for ipv6, through prefix delegation, and the router gets a /61
<zyradyl> I've never fucked with prefix delegation before, and everything i find on it says its a pain in the ass the first time you do it
<zyradyl> But I have decided I want all four available ipv6 subnets so I need to create some virt interfaces
<cjk> jesus christ why
<zyradyl> I plan to give every carpet fiber wifi. I am the true intended end user of IPv6. |
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<zar> writing to yourself = external memory >_> |
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<TechnicolorDalek> SilverFox
<TechnicolorDalek> do you want to stuff rockets up peoples penises
<TechnicolorDalek> :|
<SilverFox> Nope
<LabMonkey> mmm sounding rockets
<SilverFox> NOPE
<SilverFox> NOPENOPE |
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<GeorgeKe> look up trilateration and grindr and you'll see you can locate virtually anyone in the world on those networksComment: grindr should charge more
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mode/#worldchat [-b *!*ek@repeat.pw] by raspberry
== kanasra [eek@repeat.pw] has joined #worldchat
<+kanasta~> !ban kanasta~
== mode/#worldchat [+b *!*anasta@31-209-254-2.dsl.dynamic.simnet.is] by raspberry
== kanasta~ was kicked from #worldchat by ponkey [banned by raspberry: *!*anasta@31-209-254-2.dsl.dynamic.simnet.is]
<_SZaTaN_> hehehe
<mikebee> no way
<kanasra> nice ;)
<mikebee> screen printComment: pwned
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* Torg politely offers to motorboat Hailey
< Hailey> Torg: i dont know what does it mean, but i assume i dont want to know :D
<+Torg> it's when I put my face between your boobs and go BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL |
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< SirBeowulf> Lol people are freaking out about the storm
< SirBeowulf> "WE'RE GOING TO BE SNOWED IN FOR DAYS"
< SirBeowulf> "If the power goes out I heard you can use your phone as internet"
< SirBeowulf> "I think its called a hotspot"
< SirBeowulf> "How do I hotspot my phone"
<&Ipsum> lol
<&Ipsum> isn't that when you put your phone in the microwave |
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<@reptilicus> you know i always thought chicken was best prepared
<@reptilicus> with lemon and wine and spices roasted over an open flame
<@reptilicus> like we hispanics love to do
<@reptilicus> then last night i had Indian butter chicken
<@reptilicus> we are fucking neanderthals
<@reptilicus> ive never eaten something so good i thought about barfing it up so i could eat it again
<~rtil> i could eat indian butter chicken
<~rtil> every night
<~rtil> and in the afterlife
<~rtil> there better be indian butter chicken
<~rtil> or i will ask to go back to this god forsaken rock
<~rtil> so i can eat it again
<@reptilicus> if theres an afterlife and food isnt a thing i will claw my way back to my skeleton
<@reptilicus> "why is there a skeleton eating all our food?" Apu Vindaloo, indian chef
<~rtil> world's first living skeleton and his incessant hunger for butter chicken, tonight on cnn
<@reptilicus> "hungry skeleton turncoat? watch it DEVOUR your freedom, america!" Fox News
<@reptilicus> "what a cheeky cunt, m8" BBC
<~rtil> congress calls for first skeleton war
<+[Dust]> how does a skeleton digest?
<~rtil> it doesn't
<~rtil> which is why it's always hungry
<+[Dust]> for blood?
<~rtil> for chicken |
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<the-amazi> !s man of steel 1080p
<P1RATEZ> how odd does it look to be searching for men of steel, when women of big breasts should be searched for more...
<P1RATEZ> !s Breast
-Beastly- + [1.7G] Big.Breasts.Are.Best.6.XXX.DVDRip.x264-TwistedDesires.tar + Gets: 0/21 + /msg Beast-Cj-87 xdcc send #31 +
-Beastly- + [1.6G] Big.Breasts.Are.Best.9.XXX.DVDRip.x264-TwistedDesires.tar + Gets: 17/22 + /msg Beast-Cj-127 xdcc send #45 +
-Beastly- + [1.6G] Big.Breasts.Are.Best.9.XXX.DVDRip.x264-TwistedDesires.tar + Gets: 5/22 + /msg Beast-Cj-32 xdcc send #34 + |
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