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<Combot> Who was the English born Surveyor-General of India who completed the first trigonometrical survey of the Sub-Continent
<gmanray> .g English born Surveyor-General of India who completed the first trigonometrical survey of the Sub-Continent
<Combot> George Everest - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: This survey was started by William Lambton in 1806 and it lasted for several
<gmanray> george everest
<doop> rofl
<Combot> Times up! The answer was: sir george everest
<Combot> Category: 70s: This nation tried the "Gang of Four"
<snow_> hahaha
<gmanray> lol
<doop> LOL
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<SystemError> .wiki liquid fecal matter
<ProfessorOak> "MTV (originally an initialism of Music Television) is... |
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JDHankle: it's like Hyde for python?
JDHankle: or blogofile?
JDHankle: i dunno whats popular in python
JDHankle: it's sort of like Statamic, except not dynamic.
danlamanna: that sort of makes me want to use Hyde
danlamanna: but.. WordPress just works TM
JDHankle: i dunno man, static site generators are pretty nice. Nothing Just Works(tm) better than HTML, CSS and JS :P
danlamanna: mod WSGI with Apache is pretty easy
danlamanna: but nothing's easier than PHP with Apache
JDHankle: how about Apache....WITHOUT PHP
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<+Gilfoyle> I also have to crack open my physics textbooks, seeing as I just realized how much I don't remember. :/
<+alsochris> weird im going to use my physics books to snort crack and not remember. |
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<Rena> .skynet
<ProfessorOak> Launching counterattack on the moon... 54.33320% completed
<Rena> .pokeball
* ProfessorOak hands a Timer Ball to Rena.
<Rena> .throw moon
* ProfessorOak watches Rena toss their Timer Ball into the air before catching it again.
<Rena> damn
* Rena didn't throw hard enough. |
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<TheBadSpoon> why is fat free milk blue
<TheBadSpoon> wtf |
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<Media> anyone available to help with questions regarding linux jails?
<iscsinoob> don't drop /dev/soap |
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<nawcom> banksy has a zebra cock
<nawcom> trust me.
<nawcom> i know.
<emily> you've bummed banksy?
<emily> art shit on your dick?
<DrNerdware> hasn't everyone?
<emily> hehe
<nawcom> he turned my rectum into a mural criticizing western ideological delusions
<DrNerdware> lol
<emily> hehehe
<emily> so basically he didn't change a thing then
<nawcom> yeah p much |
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<Aberius> I think that came to me when I had my arms curled around her :-))
<Diophantine> oh, arms curled around is how you say a hand in her knickers?
<Aberius> That was only for a while
<Aberius> BUT IT WAS AWESOME |
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<Jobe> I always thought I was a failure, but an apache log file has shown me that there are people worse then me who are dumb enough to have a httpd serve their home dir directly
<Jobe> I mean:
<Jobe> 162.13.122.121 - - [25/Aug/2014:22:45:46 -0400] "HEAD /.ssh/id_rsa HTTP/1.1" 404 - "-" "-" [pid 26069]
<Jobe> 162.13.122.121 - - [25/Aug/2014:22:45:46 -0400] "HEAD /.ssh/id_dsa HTTP/1.1" 404 - "-" "-" [pid 26069] |
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<+Cidsa> Elevator rape is wrong on so many levels.Comment: #wtfux
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<DSiMTL> "Various money fraud and scams"
<DSiMTL> aside from the horrible construction here... unless you're actually talking about fraud and scams _directly_...
<DSiMTL> 'fraud' and 'scam' are TERRIBLE words to put in your bank loan application
<DSiMTL> as are 'sodomy', 'methamphetamine', and 'twerk'
<JRiNC> my competitor sodomizes customers like they were twerking on methamphetamines? |
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<Floating_Moideen> "Visual studio is fucking up your harddrive. You may cancel the operation at anytime by pressing cancel"
<Floating_Moideen> <presses cancel>
<Floating_Moideen> nothing happens
<Floating_Moideen> then ... crash
<Floating_Moideen> morons
* Floating_Moideen misses intellij idea |
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<@julia> i panhandled when i had my own place and shit
<joelcrump> well i bought you the taco bell because you only had a 20 and it was late and i know how they can run low on small bills so i paid with 1s
<@julia> i dont see what that has to do with anything of being more of a humanitarian and chill ass nigga than nething
<@julia> sometimes i like panhandling not just for the $
<@julia> but for the social expermintation stigma
<@julia> u meet and talk to and come across and interact with ALOT of differnt ppl
<@julia> which is therapeutic to me in a sense because i have PTSD and social anxiety |
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< Trixar_za> I will admit that I spend more time in keep track of my condom expiration dates than my average internet security.
< Trixar_za> (Which is way more than I care to admit with the former) |
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<forks_> religion is all shit lies and manipulation
<hanshenrik> no kidding sherlock ;p
<hanshenrik> nah
<hanshenrik> my god exists
<hanshenrik> he's in the US
<forks_> if it's a physical object to which you ascribe no supernatural powers, i'll agree
<hanshenrik> yep. Morgan Freeman ;p
<forks_> yep, your god exists |
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< PhilippeW> At last trying valgrind ntfsinfo -m /dev/sda5
< PhilippeW> does not give any problem (and has not destroyed my hard disk) |
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expunge | Windows is indeed a perfectly decent OS... compared to nothing
expunge | you can technically operate a system with itComment: ##linux @ freenode
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<HonkeyKong> Meh. If I didn't bang fatties, my life would be a lot more boring than it is.
<HonkeyKong> Okay, that sounds bad. :P
<joshw> IT KINDA DOES |
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< Chinese_xym5366> after i learn English, i feel that C++ is too easy. |
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<Gnasher> Oh god.
<Gnasher> Plumber was here earlier fixing my toilet. Took off the flush button, is supposed to come back in an hour with a new part for it. I go just now and take a dump forgetting this. CAN'T FLUSH TOILET. |
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"Rushnett": That should be a valentine card to be honest. "You're the only person I'd give root to" |
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< DeadDodo> have you ever tried the "open the nearest book to page 45, the first sentence describes your lovelife"?
< DeadDodo> "The data file contains statistical information about the individual tests in a form that can easily be imported into a spreadsheet application."
< DeadDodo> Shtong: pretty much describes my sex life yes,
< Shtong> do you have statistical spreadsheets of your sex life ?
<@Belsameth> Takes him 2 seconds to make one
<@Belsameth> Open Excel
<@simoroth> and paste in 20 images of boy george.Comment: #maiagame on Quakenet
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<MahWurk> Skype does HD about as well as I can fart the alphabet.
<NightRain> No comment. <-- her husband |
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* RealM (~re@55181C7C.C10AE39C.25B41B1E.IP) has joined
<RealM> Anyone wanna earn daily profits of 150$ to 500$ now with Copy system in Forex? real, sure, safe, fast, easy, start with very small capital invest 50$ or more, free guide, tips, training, msg me for any details or add skype : benjordan2010
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<Caffeine-Kun> hah
* Aegelward (~William@Rizon-7090DDBD.wolv.cable.virginm.net) has joined
<Chavez> So how long do we have to wait before RealM gets banned
<Chavez> ed, wake up
<deadghost> why would we ban someone useful that wants us to make money safely and easily?
<Caffeine-Kun> seems like a stand-up guy to me
<Caffeine-Kun> very reputable
<ed> effory
<ed> t
* ed gives voice to RealM
<Chavez> wow
<ed> close emough
<Caffeine-Kun> hue |
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