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#310187* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything
<elliott_> Yes.
<elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. |
#310185* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop
<oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again"
<oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) |
#310182* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid*
<oklopol> i mean
<oklopol> with you |
#310178* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task.
<j-invariant> HAHA
<j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something |
#310176* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<elliott> So it's not exactly trivial.
[Later about same thing]
<elliott> It's a trivial C program :P |
#310175* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> |
#310169* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Zeuseus> let me sing you the song of my people
<Zeuseus> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Psycho Gecko> Well, hopefully Queensland's having some decent weather for once
<Zeuseus> KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<Zeuseus> Killl it with FIRE!!!!!
<Zeuseus> aaaand *instrumental*Comment: Zeuseus is Australian.
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#310166* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<chchjesus> Anyway, is it a faux pas to ask an american if they're american because you recognised their accent?
<yetsturdy> no, americans don't have accents, chchjesus
<yetsturdy> YOU are the one with the accent
<chchjesus> yetsturdy: I think it depends on what country you're from relative to the country you're in
<chchjesus> If you're an American in NZ, you have an accent
<chchjesus> If you're a New Zealander in America, you have an accent
<chchjesus> etc
<yetsturdy> chchjesus, do you see the moon?
<chchjesus> yetsturdy: Not right now
<chchjesus> But I can at night when it isn't cloudy?
<yetsturdy> but you've seen it before, right?
<chchjesus> Sure
<yetsturdy> no matter where the moon is, it's still the moon, right?
<chchjesus> Oh ffs
<chchjesus> The moon is not dialogue lol
<chchjesus> And the moon is not among other moons that speak differently
<yetsturdy> no
<yetsturdy> but I mean
<yetsturdy> it's not a NZ moon just because you're looking at it in NZ
<yetsturdy> but
<yetsturdy> it DOES have an American flag on it
<yetsturdy> meaning that America owns it.
<chchjesus> 10/10Comment: #/g/sicp on Rizon
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#310165* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Taneb> Question:
<Taneb> What's a dew point?
<boily> it's the temperature an object needs to be for condensation to appear.
<pikhq> Temperature at which water vapor in the air condenses into liquid water.
<pikhq> i.e. the temperature at which dew forms.
<Taneb> OK
<Taneb> Doesn't look like there'll be a dew today, then
<boily> I mean, it's all according to current conditions. you always need to chill that object down from ambient temperature for dew to appear.
<boily> (or, be in the morning, as in, like, you know, regular dew.)
<oerjan> if the dewpoint is higher than the temperature, you're having a flood hth
<pikhq> Yes. If the dewpoint is higher than the ambient temperature it means the air is actually water. |
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<`WarpKat> so i have this 4 core AMD box that i'm using as my VM test environment. and it has 8gb. i want to boost it to 16. so i make a purchase request that needs my boss' approval. she comes back with, "what box are you using and why are you requesting Corsair Vengeance?"
<`WarpKat> so i go, "the box I'm using is a 4-core AMD box we had our Quality Manager build under harsh working conditions. i requested Corsair Vengeance because it's basically performance non-ECC gaming RAM and if i put ECC RAM onto this board, it'll turn into Dikembe Mutombo and go, “NO NO NO” during the POST."
<`WarpKat> "plus, the gnarly-looking heatsink makes a nice comb for people with bald spots and side hair." |
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<+Minami> hey Orcus did you know
<&Orcus> what?
<+Minami> that normal babies are delivered by stork
<+Minami> but the fat ones need a crane
<&Orcus> (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞Comment: #commie-subs @ irc.rizon.net
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#310156* (?/54) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+osuka_> Lunatrius: you code shit
<+osuka_> how do I fix a bug I can't reproduce?
<@Lunatrius> You promote it to a feature
<+osuka_> this was probably the single best answer I've ever seenComment: bad made funny
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#310155* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[+RC] Grimm is..
[+mez] Grimm is a trash show.
[+RC] It's..
[+RC] ..It's like a zit I had on my ass.
[+RC] The buildup was painful.. and not worth the time.. but there was a split second of ecstasy that almost made it worthwhile. |
#310148* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@NWH> My neighbor has a very barky chihuahua, and sometimes she says actual words, like "bathroom".
<@NWH> Yes, I'm aware it was really "Bark! Grrrroooorrrr..." but it sounded a *lot* like bathroom. |
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<@Slime_Master> I think my cats are trying to be my spotters
<@Slime_Master> They meow each time I do a rep |
#310146* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<NWH> Heh. There's a lot of debate on the Net over whether Annie, the Popeyes spokeswoman, is a racist caricature. How much do you wanna bet most of the complaints are generated by liberal White folks who have never eaten there?
<Taryn> probably
<Taryn> I love Black women. Why do most people hate them?
<NWH> I know, right? There are a lot of people who are up in arms about *any* depiction of Black people in fiction, even neutral or positive ones. A few years ago when Disney's "The Princess and the Frog" came out, many people disagreed with Tiana's design and motives, even though she was a different, more modern, more hard-working and independent kind of Disney Princess.
<Taryn> yes. It's ridiculous.
<NWH> As for Annie's portrayal on the commercials, I don't see her as a Mammy stereotype like so many others do. She's supposed to be a person who works there and is enthusiastic about the product. Nothing wrong with that.
<Taryn> yes
<NWH> Nothing more, nothing less.
<Taryn> hell, I never see these "Mammies" all the White people hate.
<NWH> So she has a Louisiana accent. Big deal. People are saying it's wrong to have a Louisiana accent?
<Taryn> yeah, really. For a chain from Louisiana. |
#310145* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@DrtySOUTH> Man, Kim Jong Un looks so much like a troll.
<@DrtySOUTH> As in the D&D kind, not the internet kind. :P
<@YelseyKing> Runs in the family.
<@Slime_Master> Give him a Snickers and he turns into PSY |
#310144* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@DrtySOUTH> BTW
<@DrtySOUTH> There's going to be a live documentary this weekend.
<@DrtySOUTH> Apparently a group is going to dig up the cache of E.T. cartridges, live.
<@Taryn> cool.
<@DrtySOUTH> They're portraying this as "unearthing an ancient tomb".
<@Taryn> 1983 is now ancient? O_O
<@YelseyKing> Haw.
<@Nicole> oh I heard about that
<@Nicole> I thought all the cartridges were bulldozed and such
<@DrtySOUTH> Dunno.
<@DrtySOUTH> Apparently not.
<@Nicole> well then
<@Nicole> I hope it ends with them playing the game and then deciding to cover it all up again |
#310142* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@YelseyKing> lul. On the "Trending" sidebar on Facebook: "Oscar Mayer: Recall: Kraft recalling 96,000 pounds of Oscar Meyer Wieners"
<@YelseyKing> Bad time to wish you were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, I guess. |
#310137* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<fayewray{X}> I sometimes respond, sometimes don't.
<texancutie> not personally
<texancutie> i just get ims from him a lot
<texancutie> the same old shit too
<lysi> clicking the x is easier
<one_girl> Right. Lol
<ninja`hunting{NC}> The silent lurking poacher
<ninja`hunting{NC}> thats my favorite
<fayewray{X}> What I want to know is WHY WHY WHY I get pm's from nicks that are obviously male subs.
<CalibanII> they love you, fayewray{X}, and are creative
<ninja`hunting{NC}> They just KNOW you're only pretending to be submissive
<lysi> sometimes I don't open them. Once I didn't open one from a guy I know on here who drinks far too much. I just let it sit there flashing. I opened it up and he had had sex with me all by himself. |
#310135* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<mudlord> sys reqs are ogl 1.1 with the vsync extension'
<squeakyneb> fuck idk if my GPU supports that
<squeakyneb> /s
<mudlord> oh dear
<mudlord> fuck
<mudlord> DDDD:
<mudlord> should have done the whole thing in GDIComment: #auscene
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#310132* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Tawre> My ex was jealous of my waifu. Almost every argument was "why dont you just go fuck her then huh"
<Tawre> "I would if I could" |
#310130* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<RobotMoose> why are all routers fucking shit
<TheBadSpoon> are they linksys
<RobotMoose> obviously |
#310128* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Grandeloco: It's kind of awkward going to their job just to be in their freezer, so I'm not too sure how much I'll be doing that
Ice Princess: I'd do it |
#310125* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Taerom> meep
<Sub> hola Taerom
<Sub> finally home?
<Taerom> nope
<Taerom> !p2p
<Jaheira> PAID 2 POOP
<Taerom> bathroom break
<Taerom> want the play-by-play?
<Taerom> time's up
<Taerom> bbl
<Sub> damn it
<Sub> i did want the play by play
<Sub> :'( |
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