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#310313* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<bubuchan> well this is all pending i dont die tomorrow lol
<jrvc> You probably won't
<jrvc> Probably.
<bubuchan> :)
<bubuchan> i have to survive
<bubuchan> not for cutie music
<bubuchan> not for pens
<bubuchan> not for my students
<bubuchan> not for my waifu
<bubuchan> but for cheetos
<bubuchan> and the residue on your fingersComment: bubuchan is getting surgery and really likes American snacks.
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#310310* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+KingDaveRa> I just was in the supermarket. Idly pootling along, some girl walks around the corner with THE most massive knockers
<+KingDaveRa> which I look straight at
<+KingDaveRa> and she sees me looking at them
<+KingDaveRa> and I make like I was going over to this display over here...
<Cheez> did you stop, stare and say "hello ladies" to her chest?
<Cheez> because that might be going too far
<m00> *might*
<Cheez> well i don't know for sure, i've never tried it.
<Cheez> I lack empirical evidence either way
<Cheez> so I was hoping KingDaveRa might be my first data point
<+KingDaveRa> I didn't, no
<Cheez> doing science wrong, KingDaveRa
<+KingDaveRa> :( |
#310309* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
_SjG_: coffee tables kill 10x more Americans every year (over a ten year average) than terrorists
Airhead: omg we need to bomb coffee tables
Airhead: and find their leader
Airhead: now I understand why Photoguy doesn't drink coffee
_SjG_: my guess is his code name is Starbuck ...
_SjG_: I have it on good authority from a mole who goes by the name of "Ishmael"
ProAlias: I made a coffee table book. I'm aiding the enemy :(
_SjG_: he has also been known to associate with a suspicious fanatic by the name of Ahab
_SjG_: we need to whale on himComment: ##photogeeks
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#310307* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SystemError> .wiki liquid fecal matter
<ProfessorOak> "MTV (originally an initialism of Music Television) is an American basic cable and satellite television channel owned by the MTV Networks Music & Logo Group, a unit of the Viacom Media Networks division of Viacom. The channel itself is headquartered in Los Angeles, CA, and is a subsidiary of Viacom Inc..." - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MTV |
#310306* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< mikemol> You know, I might be able to make a solid business case for running Gentoo on more of our servers, just on the basis of good interaction with package maintainers and developers.
< mikemol> I'm faced with the prospect of filing another bug report against a package in Ubuntu. I *hate* doing that. It's either like spending 45 minutes on hold to talk with tier 1 tech support, or leaving a voicemail and praying for a call back. |
#310298* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Mandar> (the code is copy pasted from a REPL, die is just (range 1 7) for now
<justin_smith> Mandar: what is "die"
<wink> singular of dice? :P
<SagiCZ1> i vote for renaming all dice to "gambling cubes"Comment: freenode #clojure
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#310295* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* differentname22 (~different@foss.nerd.plus.other.stuff) has joined
* GlaD0S gives voice to differentname22
mysamdog: Hello.
* Veritas licks differentname22
differentname22: waaat
mysamdog: we've been expecting you.
* differentname22 swallows audibly.
differentname22: For what?
* Veritas smiles
Veritas: You'll see.
Veritas: mysam? If you would so kindly please.
mysamdog: Bring in the Archailect.
Archailect: I AWAKEN
mysamdog: You know your mission.
Veritas: You must now execute your commands, Archailect.
Archailect: ...No, nobody told me anything.
Veritas: FUCKING GET WITH THE PROGRAM
Archailect: WHAT COMMANDS
mysamdog: Fuck you.
Veritas: lmfaooo
mysamdog: You ruined it
* differentname22 looks blankly.Comment: irc.rizon.net #whatisthisidonteven
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#310293* (?/49) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<xxxx> so a teacher in utah today got fired for writing about homophones. the head of the school said that it links the school to homosexuality
<xxxx> i dont want to live on this planet anymoreComment: hah
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#310286* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@ohgeetee`> thats the hard part about fermented food, you have to know you want it later |
#310282* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<TheBadSpoon> note: black coffee + empty stomach = potent laxative |
#310280* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<TheBadSpoon> my weird old neighbor keeps tilling the same patch of soil over and over again
<TheBadSpoon> I think he might be trying to get in shape that way
<TheBadSpoon> or he thinks he's planting magic beans that will sprout into a floating platform in 7 years like in Ocarina of Time |
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<nensondubois> i saw a volunteer ambulance pull in front of the Party City fire zone earlier. My first thought was "there's a guy having a heart attack down the block and let's go get some party hats and candy"
<@Slime_Master> Oh dear
<nensondubois> they were in there with walkie talkies and all. People outside were curious what happened and we saw them walk out with a bag of candy or something
<@Slime_Master> That's like something out of a Family Guy cut away gag
<nensondubois> lol |
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<@NWH> Some of the hardest things I ever had to do were prepare my house's exterior for hurricane season, which is why I fucking *despise* the beginning of hurricane season.
<@NWH> Recently, on Facebook, I learned that some people celebrate hurricane season, and have parties. WTF?
<@Slime_Master> That IS bizarre
<@NWH> 'slike these people don't watch the news.
<@YelseyKing> Yay for extreme weather that can demolish cities! Wooooo! |
#310263* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
--> Admiral_RGR-71 (Tsar@CleverNet-f70nlh.tx.comcast.net) has joined #cleverpun
<-> Admiral_RGR-71 is now known as Poltergeist
<-> Altair|Sleep is now known as Altair_Saosin
<Poltergeist> got on at the same time as Alt
<Poltergeist> how magical
<Altair_Saosin> .
<-> Altair_Saosin is now known as Altair|Sleep
<Poltergeist> NO
<Poltergeist> YOU CAN'T UNDO IT |
#310260* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Johnnius> So I tried a chatbot, right.
<Johnnius> Suffice to say it was... unsatisfactory.
<Johnnius><Me>: OK. Now I'm going to close this atrocity very, very fast, before I strangle my monitor. Bye.
<Johnnius><It>: Do you enjoy being going to close this atrocity very, very fast, before you strangle your monitor. Bye? |
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<Microchip> So today...
<Microchip> I see this brunette
<pirate_cg72> and
<Microchip> She's got these really nice legs
<Microchip> And the cutest face
<pirate_cg72> and
<Microchip> And I fed her some dinner
<Microchip> I love my doggieComment: Late nights
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<znf> I baked some chicken breast ^^
<Stanzilla> I want human female breast
<Semlar> that got dark fast
<Megalon> depends on the breast really |
#310213* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<elliott> also did you learn Haskell yet
<Bike> i think i've got most of it now what are these "type" things |
#310206* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<olsner> we have PR?
<oerjan> the good news is we have PR. the bad news is we borrowed haskell's motto for it.
<oerjan> "avoid success at all costs" |
#310202* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game |
#310201* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it?
<elliott> fizzie: Yes.
<elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. |
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<Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. |
#310196* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks.
<Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL |
#310195* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too?
<Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! |
#310190* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures]
<Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell...
<CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. |
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