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#310444* (?/82) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Suzuran: HEY SOC
Suzuran: WHAT DOES A CHINESE PIRATE SAY?
@soc: what
Suzuran: NOT MUCH, TOO BUSY FRYING PRANE
*** You were kicked from #touhou by soc (OH MY GOD) |
#310443* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
hase4> i may or may not be decompiling the odbc driver, you can prove nothing >_>
<Sanchal> Can't prove what now? I didn't hear anything.
<Phase4> i may or may not have just managed to bypass the registration check by changing 5 'jnz' to 'jz <_<
<Sanchal> May or may not have managed to do what now? Chip bags make a whole lot of noise. |
#310434* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* Gansemarsch waves his pickle at agmlego
* agmlego gets out the cigar guillotine.
<+myself> mazel tov! |
#310433* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<bob_twinkles> evaluate (girlfriend) = Nothing :: Maybe Person
<csssuf> this manages to convey what and why in the same line |
#310432* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<iMike> there is a cure for the scourge known as the common cold
<iMike> it's called bloodletting, you will feel great :-) |
#310427* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< aszablya> how is that done?
< mikemol> /etc/zabbix_server.conf <-- look for DebugLevel
< zabbix> Karma for < is now -1
< mikemol> oops. >.>
...
< mikemol> aszablya: You're at the point where, if it were me, I'd hook into it with strace and doing some down and dirty debugging.
< mikemol> But then, I have a background as a C++ programmer and enjoy that kind of thing...
< zabbix> Karma for C is now 1
< mikemol> zabbix: No, damnit, C++! |
#310425* (?/51) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Garm> Can you imagine being on Air Bud's team?
<Garm> Like, you bust your ass all season
<iIIustrious> I think I'd actually kill myself
<iIIustrious> like
<Garm> But no matter how good you do that fucking dog does better
<Cantii> a fucking dog is better at this game than I am
<iIIustrious> who gives a shit if I'm an evolved and capable specimen of the most advanced race on the planet
<iIIustrious> I'm shit at this compared to a fucking dog
<iIIustrious> lik
<iIIustrious> e
<iIIustrious> goddamn
<Cantii> and he's just sitting there panting with this look on his face that you KNOW means 'uninstall n00b'
<Cantii> smug fucker
<iIIustrious> what
<iIIustrious> a shit head
<iIIustrious> it's like
<iIIustrious> ok
<iIIustrious> you fucking dog
<iIIustrious> you wanna feel so goddamn superior?
<iIIustrious> balance getting an education and actual fucking human relationships that don't revolve around feeding you
<iIIustrious> and see if you give half a fuck to still practice at this goddamn game
<iIIustrious> oh yeah and most of the rest of us have to pay for shit too
<iIIustrious> douchey fucking retriever
<Garm> right?
<iIIustrious> goddamn it
<iIIustrious> why am I mad about a movie I've only assumed the plot of
<iIIustrious> does it even happen at highschool?
<iIIustrious> like
<iIIustrious> I'm legit pissed
<iIIustrious> why
<Garm> Wait
<Garm> Have none of us actually even seen Air Bud?
<iIIustrious> I really suspect not |
#310423* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< ivan> seriously, somebody can explain html?
< mike> It's an acronym. HyperText Markup Language.
< mike> But that's not important right now. |
#310417* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< austintrigue> my pin is 5 digits. no one ever guesses 5
< austintrigue> and one of my digits is the batman symbol |
#310415* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Plessy> Last day of da1 work and im stuck on the literal shitlord
<Plessy> Im talkin like if you leave him in the bathroom hell get shit on the ceiling
<Plessy> ive had to mop the ceiling before because of this guy
<BlueProtoman> How does one get shit on the ceiling?
<Plessy> I dont know
<Plessy> Ive never seen him do it
<Plessy> It just happens |
#310404* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<dasunt> I'm regretting staying up until 2 am to paint my walls.
<@esch> I read that as waffles
<dasunt> That would be silly. Why would I stay up late to paint waffles? Waffles are painted in the morning. :p
<@esch> apparently blue waffles are a thing
<dasunt> What?
<@necKro> it's true, look it up
<dasunt> Well that wasn't work safe. :p |
#310403* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@xmc> go big-endian or go home |
#310402* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< yaitskov> I've got 0.12 build compiler says ptr::null_mut is not found but there is mut_null. But doc says it's deprecated.
< eddyb> yaitskov: your compiler is not new enough
< yaitskov> I've got the nightly build from Rust home page. Then How to get fresher?
< eddyb> yaitskov: it's nightly and the change is too new... can you run rustc -v anyways?
< yaitskov> rustc 0.12.0-pre-nightly (79a5448f4 2014-09-13 20:36:02 +0000)
< eddyb> yaitskov: that is almost a week old
< eddyb> yaitskov: have you used rustup? what OS are you on?
< yaitskov> ubuntu 13
< yaitskov> I haven't used it.
< eddyb> hmm, I thought the linux ones were slightly newer
< eddyb> yaitskov: so how did you get Rust without using rustup?
< yaitskov> I downloaded https://static.rust-lang.org/dist/rust-nightly-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz and unpacked and started some bash script.
< eddyb> yaitskov: today?
< yaitskov> a week ago
< o11c> that explains why it's a week old then
< o11c> rust changes *very* rapidly, that's like a year in usual terms |
#310399* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Matt: god said let there be light
Matt: the devil said let there be regexes |
#310398* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<kies> dayumn
<kies> notch cashed out
<badger> w.e man
<badger> i would gladly be a neckbeard for 2.5 bil |
#310393* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Kovensky> after 5 years of having my niconico account I finally noticed I typoed my nickname |
#310392* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<semendemon> why do we want higher powered electronics just to run snes games and shit on them
<Jignx> becos dey're cool
<Jignx> why semen demon
<Jignx> and not Fluid Druid, Gonad Nomad, Penis Genius, Jizz Wiz, Cock Jock
<Jignx> spunkey monkey
<Jignx> urethra barista
<Jignx> ballsack knapasck
<BlueMaxima> jignx you put way too much thought into those you cum drum
<Jignx> dongle mongle, phallus chalice
<Jignx> seminal sentinal
<Jignx> weenie genie
<Jignx> vaginal admiral
<Jignx> prostate magistrate
<Jignx> tallywacker packer
<Jignx> penis machinist
<Jacqli> prostate magistrate is pretty gdlk
<Jignx> pecker checker
<Jignx> boner toner |
#310388* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Combot> UnScramble this Word: r e t a h
<mudtose> hater
<backbone> thear
<tso> heatr
<backbone> reathj
<backbone> reath
<tso> hater
<mudtose> thare
<tso> treah
<tweak> threa
<backbone> rateh
<backbone> rathe
<mudtose> retah
<mudtose> hetar
<Combot> Times up! The answer was: heart
<backbone> heart |
#310387* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<RennyC> I'm kawaii in the streets and senpai in the sheets
<graphitemaster> How about kawaii in the streets, hentai in the sheets?
<graphitemaster> or senpai in the streets, hentai in the sheets :P
<graphitemaster> or senpai in the streets, kawaii in the backseat and hentai in the sheets.
<graphitemaster> if we leave the anime scene we could try dutch treat in the street and some dark meat in the sheets?
<graphitemaster> I should stop. |
#310386* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> What's the deal with irssi being presentation software?
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> I mean, it's true, but why did it need to be pointed out?
< kerin> wat?
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> /topic
< kerin> oh
< kerin> i think jarvis was all
< kerin> blah blah i'mon do a school presentation on irc
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> Oh, a literal presentation on irc
< kerin> he's presenting it through irc
< kerin> i think
< kerin> somehow
< kerin> because jrvc has transcended this mortal world and its "schools" and "classes" and "grades"
< Tourres> wait
< Tourres> is he gettingn his whole class onto a channel
< Tourres> adn then presenting a project
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> Nooo
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> He's putting a powerpoint into ASCII and loading it with irssi
< Tourres> why
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> As kerin said
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> He's transcended mortality |
#310383* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Fox> i heard that wu tang
<@Fox> aint nuthin ta fuck with
<@jorj> tell that to ODing
<@jorj> on cocaine and tramadol apparently
<@ryll> Sounds to me like cocaine and tramadol ain't nothin' to fuck with, given evidence |
#310379* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Shrike> I wonder if Turing would have passed a Turing test
<&james> Can Turing "think"?
<@Shrike> would be an Android, or an iPhone user?
<@jorj> according to the government of the time he wasn't human
<@Shrike> hard hitting questions!
<&james> Imagine him getting in a flame war with Linus Torvalds.
<&james> Or RMS.
<@Valriete> Shrike asks the hard-hitting questions. jorj provides the hard-hitting answer to why these are still questions. :-P
<@Shrike> james: it would be fascinating
<@Shrike> "yeah keep talking like that Torvalds and I'll bum your eyes out" |
#310378* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> I want some pizza
* jrvc throws a frozen pizza at Old_Man_Sheriff
* Old_Man_Sheriff grabs it
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> It's not delivery!
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> It's not DiGiorno either
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> This is literally heroin.
<+Tourres> wat
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> jrvc is a dope fiend |
#310377* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<tonyb486> fahadsadah: We use fancy words like magna cum laude that nobody knows what it means but it has cum in it so it can get you pregnant and wow this sentence has gotten out of hand but it's okay nobody ever reads all the way to the end of an IRC message |
#310376* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@strtok> any of you nerds using docker?
<@Amante> is that an app for finding men to dock with? |
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