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<+Tourres> sex on the roof of the car
<+Tourres> while doing 100 mph
<+Tourres> no driver
<@wervenyt> That sounds profoundly unsexy
< cellardoor04> that's called a driving ms. daisy
<+Tourres> what if the car was wearing lingerie
<@wervenyt> Well that changes everything, Tourres |
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* {RiP}Nick sets mode: +h {uX}Ares
<%{uX}Ares> and i didn't even give you anything
* %{uX}Ares looks around and steals a stapler off someones desk and gives it to {RiP}Nick
* %{[DN]DarkReaper} goes to his desk and iss looking for a stampler
* %{[DN]DarkReaper} doesnt find the stampler
* %{uX}Ares begins whistling
<%{[DN]DarkReaper}> by the way what is stapler? |
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t: BBL, wife yells that i need to go to basement to get christmas stuff :)
c: I did that last night
t: you also got a wife that yells? |
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18<28Tokino18> IceAcolyte, hatokow1ngz said 8hr 15m 6s ago: Having watched that video, I wonder- can we break that cycle? That cycle of emptiness, that cycle of turning to media rather than turning to a nice, physical, intimate relationship? Should we? Is it worth it?
18<25IceAcolyte18> wat?
20<Shards>30 hmmm
20<Shards>30 I knew he was gay |
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<Phena> what's this about futa, now?
<Quora> Phena: end of the url
<Phena> oh I see haha
<bananagram> 30mm futa
<bananagram> put it in a gun?
<Vee> a futa gun
<Vee> dear god no
<Phena> 30mm c6 futa, is that like, c4+2?
* Rainb (Radashinbo@181.60.voi.ntv) has joined
<Vee> explosive futa gun
<Vee> i bet Rainb is wondering wtf is happening here
<Rainb> wtf is happening here |
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7Grid| r3n4z: u know python?
Mr.Fishy: no
Mr.Fishy: its the language of the devil
7Grid| r3n4z: wow
7Grid| r3n4z: what do u worship then
7Grid| r3n4z: C#?
Mr.Fishy: C++ is the work of god. There is also the saint ruby who walks the true path of the OOP
7Grid| r3n4z: saint ruby? I never learn about hert
Mr.Fishy: Ruby is a strong and powerful saint. mostly used in service scripting and data management.
Mr.Fishy: She is the saint of organization and empowerment.
7Grid| r3n4z: wow
7Grid| r3n4z: such holiness
Mr.Fishy: Saint Javascript is the saint of communication. Javascript shows everyone the true way to create websites. Combining saint javascripts teachings with saint ruby's teachings is what is called the 8 fold path of web server enlightenment.
Mr.Fishy: the Roman governor Python Pilate is nothing less than the devil himself. Tempting young developers with promises that it can do everything when really it can't do anything. Offering ease of use for the developer but providing no benefits at all for the usage after it's written. |
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< XMPPwocky> o11c: unsafe in Rust is almost a "better go read the docs" keyword at this point
< Sharp> XMPPwocky: That is literally what unsafe means |
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<thebug> systemd and docker -- THE FUTURE
<jbenedetto> hahaha
<thebug> it sounds a lot like SMF+Zones, except those actually worked and were secure
<thebug> LXC ... wat
<jbenedetto> welcome to Poetterix
<thebug> can we have beatrix potterix instead?
<thebug> I feel like that'd suck a whole lot less |
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(nathan) are we being nostalgic
(tonyb486) no that was five minutes ago nathan
(tonyb486) get with the program
(nathan) aw
(tonyb486) it was simplier times
(nathan) remember five minutes ago? it was great, we could be nostalgic and shit
(tonyb486) five minutes ago
(nathan) damnit, tonyb486
(tonyb486) rofl we both decided to be nostalgic about being nostalgic
(tonyb486) thats hilarious |
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<nail> chemo is my favorite diet |
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<TheBadSpoon> facebook does suck
<TheBadSpoon> it's a very vapid experience, much like my life
<jared> Someone taped the turbo button down on your life. |
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<rh2> ever think about the poor guys who found out certain foods were poinsonous?
<rh2> like: poor bob, he licked a tree and died
<rh2> tree must be poisonous
<rh2> stupid bob
<rh2> licking everything |
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<abigail> argh, i've got a really inconvenient tooth
<fangorn> why, is it responsible for global warming?
* fangorn slow claps himself |
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<SatNiGHTS> we need to make a PKI pop-up book.
<SatNiGHTS> seuss-it-up
<thebug> cat in the rsa hat
<muchomas> ...and then the Grinch initializes h[0..7] with the first 32 bits of the frational parts of the first 8 primes
<muchomas> excuse me, the fractional parts of the square roots of the first 8 primes
<kp> oh, wouldn't it be sublime, to have a p and q that are sufficently large and prime; we can take a plaintext you see, and apply our algorithm with our public key! but to go back is might prove a difficult climate, instead our key must be private--and we need not compete, trying will turn you as white as a sheet as long as something can prove RSA to be np-complete! |
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<jared> I kind of wish instead of shitting out games that are marketed using shaving cream, they would make another good game.
<jared> it's just funny to me that a Publisher who released a stunning game about social activism and civil disobediance in the name of the truth is like "Shaving cream, bitches!"Comment: Assassin's Creed Unity
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<jared> The biggest problem with javascript is that you can't ignore javascript. |
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<Brainderailment> I just started noticing pain and got paranoid and started doing everything I can to postpone my visit to the doctor
<Brainderailment> open enrollment starts mid november
<Brainderailment> then I can get on that sweet government teet for my basic health needs
<RobotBebop> god, what a parasite
<RobotBebop> look at me, a rich white person, i never leech off of the government |
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You: Hi
Stranger: tell me a secret
You: hmmm
You: I've named my last three cats after their coat patterns, and I'm concerned that this evinces a lack of creativity on my part.
You: Your turn.
Stranger: i have pretended to be female to get guys to masturbate on cam for me
You: do you enjoy that.
Stranger: of course
You: Well, I'm afraid I won't be able to help you with that
You: I don't have a cam. |
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<SohamG> whats that?? anyway, know that you know my hardware, will i get 1920x1080 after updating
<towo`> i do not know your hardware
<phobos_anomaly> SohamG: Let me consult my crystal ball....
<towo`> that's my hardware
<phobos_anomaly> damn, my crystal ball isn't working. I can sacrifice a chicken and use it's entrails to predict the future. Hold on a minute.
<phobos_anomaly> Looks like the neighbor hasn't let his chickens out of their coop yet, so I had to use a frozen chicken breast. All I can tell you is that there will be blood. |
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Grimmers: in all honesty
Grimmers: I couldn't eat old people
Grimmers: not because of any moral problem
Grimmers: just because I think they're gross |
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Seen on espernet #minecraft:
(DeimosomieD) I have a question about an achievement.
(Sekra) wrong channel bro
(DeimosomieD) uh what, this is minecraft. no?
(Sekra) on this channel you will most likely just be ridiculed for playing minecraft in the first place
(Sekra) most of the time by me |
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* RisingDemon (jade@fallen.angels.risen.demons) changed topic to "Java threads are what Satan's underwear is made of."Comment: #test on irc.canternet.org
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<zybl0re> AI can't appreciate the subtle, sophisticated humour of goatse |
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You: hi
You: what is your name
Stranger: 18 m, hypothetically, what would i have to do to live with you rent free?
You: kill my landlord. |
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<Jm2c> no means yes
<Arvin_Larn> And yes means yes, I presume?
<Hydrate> no |
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