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#310565* (?/4) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
The present is the equilibrium of the past and the future. (Le présent, c'est l'équilibre - Du passé et du futur) - [Charles de LEUSSE, French writer] |
#310564* (?/4) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Jigsy> I like big flanks and I cannot lie.
<Jigsy> You other bronies can't deny. |
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<tonyb486> from the street, you can see the door going to both the 1st floor and the ground floor
<fahadsadah> tonyb486: Is it ever beneficial to go between two points in the same building via the street?
<tonyb486> when its cold
<tonyb486> oh wait nvm |
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<@dreamreal> i just don't want anybody to think that I'm soulless.
<@dreamreal> I HAVE decent shoes.
<MagneticDuck> I just don't want anybody to think that I'm soulless.
<MagneticDuck> It's there, somewhere, beneath the hardened scar tissue of emotional disaster and trauma.
<MagneticDuck> some part of me
<MagneticDuck> some part of me know it's wrong, what I do
<MagneticDuck> but the world ...
<MagneticDuck> ... so cold and indifferent ...
<@dreamreal> MagneticDuck: thanks, that's enough |
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Quo-fan | nobody wants to tell where rizonirpg idlerpg bot has gone
Quo-fan | is the game like over completely or whats going on
nugarin | We won, Quo-fan
nugarin | we killed the final boss
nugarin | it was epic battle |
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Quo-fan │ nobody wants to tell where rizonirpg idlerpg bot has gone
> │ is the game like over completely or whats going on
nugarin │ We won, Quo-fan
> │ we killed the final boss
> │ it was epic battle |
#310550* (?/71) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SirNeon> Is the suicide hotline on /r/Bitcoin's front page? |
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<null__> my mom told me she is going to become a vegetarian
<desg> interesting life choice to make
<sirpengi> i guess that means she'll be spitting from now on |
#310537* (?/53) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<akaume> just wondering
<akaume> eliz does your clit need a service?
<Eliz> Wtf?
<Eliz> I hope that's a typo akaume ..
<akaume> ya sorry
<Eliz> I hope you mean client.. X_x
<akaume> exactly
<Eliz> That's one hell of a typo.
<akaume> ya |
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<Tourres> if you can't convince them, confuse them
<jrvc> And if you can't confuse them, put a gun to their head and make them do what you want.
* Tourres puts a gun up to jrvc
<Tourres> listen closely
* jrvc has kicked Tourres from #fountain_pens (no you fucking listen)
* Tourres has joined
<Tourres> I need 4 bitches in my room by noon tomor-- nvm |
#310535* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<kerin_> colloquy handles ZNC about as gracefully as a hemmorhoidal ballerina handles swan lake |
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< FireKing> you could put california in front of any word and make it a specialty food item at a rundown small franchise
< FireKing> the California War is a pasta with avocado in it served at the mcdonalds inside the ACE hardware store
< FireKing> the California Comptroller is a shitty sundae you get at the snack bar at city hall
< FireKing> California Shelter is one of those boxes with a stick propping it up with a bowl of shelled pistachios as the bait |
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<SomeRandomDude> lol my ex nicknamed my cock Dennis
<Dinzoken> mine is makaveli
<Dinzoken> aka 2pac
<Dinzoken> because im black
<SomeRandomDude> 3 shots and it's down?
<SomeRandomDude> oh
<Dinzoken> LOL
<Dinzoken> fk u
<sumich-> LOL
<sumich-> RIP
<SomeRandomDude> At least you didn't say biggie.Comment: Everyday Soldat IRC
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<prison_> im ready for a week in the psych ward just to be away from my family
<prison_> im gonna go nuts over xmas break |
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<Terkanil> this week was painful.
<Mephestys> Par for the course these days, it seems
<Mephestys> Who the fuck introduced all these damn golf terms into the lexicon anyway
<Terkanil> I've had worse, but yeah.
<Terkanil> uhh..
<Terkanil> Golfers?
<Terkanil> Socialites that golf?
<Mephestys> haha
<Mephestys> Socialites that golf = all socialites, all golfers
<Terkanil> fuckers that can do nothing but golf because that ludicrously rich and snobly?
<Mephestys> So, doctors then
<Mephestys> Got it |
#310502* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Kyhz> hey gang let's go solve some mysteries
<@Kyhz> yaaaaaay
<mmu> Kyhz, you go into the basement with scrappy
<@Kyhz> now I'm wondering what japanese scooby doo would be like
<mmu> hdr, go on the roof with dumb blonde
<Hdr> It was Red Herring all along!
<@Kyhz> lol
<+DestinyFucker> shaggy is a hikkineet, who only has a dog as a friend
<mmu> fred is a lolicon
<+DestinyFucker> suddenly, he's recruited by the JIDF into their paranormal adventures squad
<+DestinyFucker> no
<+DestinyFucker> every other character is a girl
<+DestinyFucker> and scooby turns into a dog-girl
<mmu> apart from shaggy
<+DestinyFucker> yes
<mmu> SHAGGY BY NAME
<mmu> SHAGGY BY NATURE |
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<+evilmidget38> lol768: To translate what Zoroark173 said, it's a homosexual pedophillic porno
<+korikisulda> Idk if it's necessarily the best one to start with, but it's a classic |
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<tsunderehime> *kicks black chocobo square in the nuts making sure to pop the left one with the pressure* guess who also isnt have kids.
<The Leader> >guess who also isn't have kids
<2460124601> if it's good enough for madonna and co.. I'm sure we can get away with it
<black chocobo> Wait this means I don't have to wear a condom anymore
<black chocobo> WHOO
<Animosity> <black chocobo> Wait this means I don't have to wear a condom anymore < i honestly do hope you never breed. |
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<Khiriena> Hypothetical: The tribes of Apeshit and Batshit are in a religious war over holy ground. During the day, Apeshit sends one person -more than that is considered sacrilege- over to their shrine, at the end of the holy ground farthest from their village.
<Khiriena> This is impeded by the efforts of the Batshit tribe, who, as their "war tactic", during the nights, when the Apeshit tribe members are asleep, construct a maze of sorts. They aren't very creative however, so the maze only ever has one correct path.
<Khiriena> That is, the maze has three sections where one is to choose from two pathways. The wrong paths lead to dead ends, sometimes with literal death at the hands of the Batshit tribe members. Which paths are wrong changes every night, since the Batshit tribe members rebuild the maze each time. It is, however, consistently too large to be navigated around.
<Khiriena> Thus, assuming the Apeshit tribe members want to send someone to provide offerings to their shrine, and the offering bringer is guaranteed to survive if the correct paths are chosen in the maze, what are the odds the offering bringer will reach the shrine?
<Khiriena> In simpler terms, I guess.... The correct one of two paths must be chosen three times in succession to get through the maze. What are the odds of succeeding?
<DewdropMaple> That's a one-in-eight chance of success.
<DewdropMaple> Exactly one valid path out of 2^3 possible paths, so 1/8.
<Khiriena> Ah yes. Thanks & sorry, for both my stupidity, and my stupid "story". |
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<Valdaris> mac = poo
<Valdaris> linux = poo 'cept for servers
<Valdaris> PCMASTERRACFE
<Valdaris> -F
<Enemby> I don't know if that's correct...
<Enemby> Mac = poo if you run OSX
<Enemby> linux = not poo most days
<Enemby> PC = can and probably will be poo
<Enemby> eventually |
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<Phase4> what if you buttered both sides of the toast?
<Sanchal> You don't get quite as much torque as strapping the toast to the cat.
<Sanchal> You'd get even more torque if you could somehow find a way to get two cats to stay back to back long enough to secure them together without losing an arm in the process of failing.
<Phase4> why not more toast to the same cat?
<Phase4> surely that would increase torque without requiring additional cats
<Sanchal> That could work, though eventually you'd need more cat to make use of the toast.
<Sanchal> Otherwise the toast would eventually overpower the cat and bring the whole thing to a halt.
<Phase4> ah
<Phase4> man, energy would be a very different industry if that worked
<Phase4> and you'd have vegan power providers for people who aren't comfortable with the use of cats for power generation
<Phase4> that is a question, would cats survive the process? if not do deceased cats still produce the effect?
<Sanchal> Now you're asking the real questions.
<Sanchal> And if the process isn't fatal, how would we stop the production of power to let them eat and such?
<Phase4> perhaps you could just attach two pieces of toast together
<Phase4> lower torque but with enough strenthening it could run indefinitely
* Phase4 goes off to butter toast
<Sanchal> I guess it would just take up more space for the same amount of power.
<Phase4> and since it's vegan you could sell it for a premium
<Sanchal> Being easy as it is, it wouldn't be difficult to just stack units on top of each other in large towers.
<Phase4> unless... butter would be an issue, vegitarian power i guess
<Sanchal> We could finally fuel an electric powered rocket to leave the solar system.
<Phase4> i doubt canola spreads work
<Sanchal> I guess, if you really wanted to, you could probably make butter from human milk.
<Sanchal> Would that count as vegan?
<Phase4> with pure buttered toast you could miniaturize it
<Phase4> nano-toast reactors
<Sanchal> Spend a little time and some of the infinite energy to calculate the most efficient way to pack as many toast turbines into a set volume as possible.
<Phase4> this is very silly
<Sanchal> But we're having such a serious conversation about it. |
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<Zoph> so anyways
<Zoph> My girl friend was over
<Zoph> her and i are playing capture the flag on narrows if you know what i mean
<FooFoo> ROFL
<Zoph> and after im done playing on the bottom of the map
<Zoph> she decides to go for the sword
<Zoph> and goes to takes my overshield off
<TNSGT> Oh my god joining the channel is the best thing I've done all day
<Zoph> well while she's taking it off it SLIPS OUT OF HER froodlenutzkieING HAND
<Zoph> and causes a painful ricochet headshot
<TNSGT> rofl
<FooFoo> im crying
<FooFoo> omg
<Zoph> so now im warthog is damaged
<Zoph> err, i meant my wraith
<FooFoo> thats like... one of the best things i've ever read in IRC
<Zoph> so no one will be manning its turret for a while :/
<Zoph> the bisonskie
<FooFoo> hahahahaha
<TNSGT> bwahahaha
<Zoph> then cringed when i looked at the overshield spawn rembering what happened
<FooFoo> XD
* Zoph forges the crate away from the desk
<Zoph> after reading what i just said im suprised ive ever gotten laid
* Zoph hits x to save film
<TNSGT> It'd be like "HARDER HARDER HARDER HAR-" And then girlfriend was aa zombie!
<Zoph> INFECTED
<TNSGT> You got noscoped, bisonskie
<Zoph> she would have gotten no scoped if she hadnt meled and gotten a bulltrue on my sword |
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<Morgawr> using haskell does make you think differently, you might not like it at first but then it opens your mind to new possibilities you would've never considered
<Morgawr> it's like shoving a dildo up your ass
<Kuraitou> that's one of the useful things I gathered from haskell :3c |
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<iQQsohard> idols are a olev
<iQQsohard> idols are a way of life
<Exodisma> so are drugs |
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<Eiffel> My brother likes sports. What should I get him for Jewsmas?
<@PokemonTrainer> a dildo
<Eiffel> Great idea.
<@PokemonTrainer> it's about the same thing as rooting for a toronto team
<@PokemonTrainer> you're just fucking yourself in the ass |
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