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#310651* (?/5) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Orobas> IT FITS
<RedVixen> you got your finger in yer bum at last?
<Orobas> no I bought a hat
<RedVixen> ah. close enough.
<Orobas> and my head is notoriously large, so I'm happy about that
<RedVixen> *chuckles*
<Orobas> I'm going to get a picture of it now
<Jino> Your bum? |
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<RedVixen> oh! today I somehow stumbled onto a Narnia fanfic (yeah, I don't even know how google dumped me there) and it was a Susan/centaur pairing and how love can't be denied even if they'll have a forever chaste marriage.
<RedVixen> and I'm like....BITCH, GET YOU SOME HORSE COCK YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT |
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<Enthraller> ok, back to imprtant things.. lily's tits
<lilly_the_kitty> o.O
<lilly_the_kitty> How did we get onto my tits?
<TungstenCarbide> ladders. |
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< atomicthumbs> COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho (AP) — An Idaho woman faces charges after authorities say she beat a hunter's falcon to death with a beaded scarf after seeing the bird of prey take down a duck.
< dren> fowl behavior
< ohrwurm> out |
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<ElderP> 'lo littlebunnyfufu
<littlebunnyfufu> That wasn't supposed to happen.
<littlebunnyfufu> :P
<littlebunnyfufu> Hello again
<ElderP> but it did
[NickServ] SonikkuAmerica has been released.
<-> You are now known as SonikkuAmerica
<ElderP> idenity crisis?
<SonikkuAmerica> Or nick proctection.
<SonikkuAmerica> -cte+ct
<ElderP> that also
<SonikkuAmerica> Oh wow "proctction"
<SonikkuAmerica> s/ctct/ctect/
<SonikkuAmerica> GAH I DID IT AGAIN :P
<SonikkuAmerica> s/cte/ce/
<SonikkuAmerica> There we go.
<SonikkuAmerica> Nope, still got it wrong.
<SonikkuAmerica> Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever let me use sed.
<SonikkuAmerica> s/ce/te/
<SonikkuAmerica> "protection"Comment: #openlp on Freenode. Was trying to talk about nick "protection" services...
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[10:11:45] <+Flickerdart> Yeah but how many situations are there where you're walking along and suddenly you need a dick right this secondComment: Gamesurge.net #giantitp
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<bucko> So I just realised I can't feel turned on by porn clips anymore. I have been linked so much porn fail, that I spend the entire clip trying to work out who's going to fall over, throw up or whatever. Then it loops and I feel disappointed. |
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poseidon | I woke up this morning and looked out my window to see a group ofblack guys sprinting down my street
poseidon | ... then I saw 40k white people chasing them |
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<`> king_crimson: what's the typical temps for a gtx 670?
<king_crimson> not sure, but since its nvidia probably like a thousand suns |
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* vivia wants to send a patch to vim to make it ask for confirmation before saving a file called '\' or ']' |
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<Stern> I will tell them to make me a sandwich. Then they can do whatever. But I need that sandwich, elf slave.
<Stern> No crusts!
<soupbee> stern: okay, that's extremely offensive
<Lonoxmont> >no crusts
<SynonamessBotch> >No crust
<soupbee> just because they're elves doesn't mean they have to make you a sandwich
<SynonamessBotch> what, are you a literal toddler
<Lonoxmont> >getting rid of the nutritios part
<soupbee> ...
<Lonoxmont> p l s
<soupbee> >no crust
<PurpleXVI> :|
<soupbee> a-are you
<soupbee> why
<soupbee> why would you not eat the crust
<Stern> CRUST ARGUMENT
<soupbee> what kind of
<soupbee> OH
<Judas> What kind of fucking person doesn't eat crust
<soupbee> OH SHIT
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<Stern> TRIGGERED
<LordLicorice> JESUS CRUST
<Axiomatic> Yo
<Lonoxmont> the ONE TIME thats acceptable is full english tea with the little teeny sandwhiches
<Stern> :D
<Axiomatic> What did I just walk into?
<Stern> :D
<SynonamessBotch> Sometimes I don't eat the entire crust but cutting it all off ahead of time is too far
<soupbee> axiomatic: someone said they don't eat crust
<GateKeeper> >Not eating the crust
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<Stern> I gotcha gud
<Axiomatic> ...
<GateKeeper> what are you, 4?
<Axiomatic> but the crust is the BEST PARTComment: NO CRUSTS
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< airshock> porn
< k4m> quick! this man needs porn urgently!
< k4m> airshock: hang in there buddy.
< airshock> k4m: it is not what you think!
< shibumi> god.. GUYS!!!1111 this man needs porn!11111 FAST!!!!11
< k4m> airshock: oh, I misunderstood. my apologies
-!- pornman [5c4d85c5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.77.133.197] has joined #radare
< shibumi> LOOK! who is here! ITS PORNMAN!
< monokles> well looks like he's saved
< pornman> airshock: <porn_url_here>
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< monokles> lol
< shibumi> lol
< airshock> lol, my savior :DComment: #radare (removed url due to spam filter)
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Grimmers: the digitizer in my phone is cracked
Grimmers: now it randomly clicks and opens things on its own
Grimmers: it particularly likes to keep calling my voicemail
Grimmers: I think it's trying to poke fun at me for not having any |
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<Rezbo> and micheal was trying to lure a hamster up his ass
<f0rm3r> i'd forgotten why i avoid irc
<f0rm3r> thanks for reminding me
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<Rezbo> and micheal was trying to lure a hamster up his ass
<f0rm3r> i'd forgotten why i avoid irc
<f0rm3r> thanks for reminding me
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(@Xena) Blackjack: just a few patches
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(%Blackjack) E
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(%Blackjack) HI
(%Blackjack) T
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(%Blackjack) EN
(%Blackjack) T
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(%Blackjack) Oh my elbo was on the enter key
(%Blackjack) lol
(%Blackjack) elbow* |
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<graphitemaster> this is just lovely libssl/src/crypto/sha/asm/sha1-586.pl
<graphitemaster> they managed to mix two of the most ugliest things imaginable
<graphitemaster> perl and inline assembly
<graphitemaster> > using perl as an assembler
<graphitemaster> at least it's not perl 6 :P
<dalias> :)
<nsz> oh you just found the openssl perl-asm hack?
<nsz> it can be disabled though..
<chris2> i thought libressl killed that shit
<graphitemaster> all it's missing is m4 macros
<chris2> haha
<nedko> :)
<dalias> :)
<dalias> iirc the asm in openssl is not even valid for shared libs; it's full of textrels
<Shiz> thanks
<Shiz> now i feel like crying |
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<Ragnarok> why you doin that?
<Jefford> BECAUSE I WANT TO BE THE BEST OF THE VERY BEST
<Jefford> AND MAKE SO MUCH MONEY I MAKE MY OLDER BROTHER JEALOUS
<Ragnarok> This isn't pokemon
<Jefford> I'm asian
<Jefford> life is pokemon
<Jefford> a white man like you won't understand |
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<icefire> real programmers use alloca
<icefire> yolo
<Majiir> ALLOCA AKBAAAR |
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<Nate_LapT> abzman: get your water heater fixed or at least lined up to be fixed?
<myself> can't have little waterheaters running around
<Dark-Fx> spay or neuter your water heaters!
<Nate_LapT> heh
<Nate_LapT> only if they grow up to be tankless
<myself> tankless bastards, don't appreciate what their forebears went through!
<Dark-Fx> channel locks and the forebears |
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<Protonus> i swear to god if the Apple watch causes smartwatches to become illegal in NY, I will drive my car into Cupertino on fire |
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<snow_> officer allan day stopped me, claimed i looked intoxicated
<snow_> made me blow into a breathalyser
<snow_> he got back a 0.00 reading
<snow_> so he had to switch plans and make me do a dog and pony show
<snow_> then sent me to jail anyway
<normod> did you say "I don't have al day, officer"?Comment: #GeeKissUs
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china_man: FreeBSD just like a idiot crap !!! fortunately I am using Linux + GCC! I feel so welfare! |
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It happens gradually, you start to notice that interactions become laborious; you avoid them because you hate that uncomfortable feeling in your gut, your heart.
You question why you feel what you’re feeling; they’re supposed to be they love of your life, you know, until death do us part?
Then you realize, you can’t even love yourself. You’re living a lie because you don’t want to face the truth.
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--- asonge was kicked by lerk: i don't like that you autocomplete before asonge
<lerk> oops
--- Ashley was kicked by lerk: i don't like that you autocomplete before asongeComment: EFnet/#php
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