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#310124* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
aequasi: idk.... i'm not there anymore...
aequasi: and last week, they let go the other loud guy
PFY: I love the term "let him go"
PFY: like he was scratching at the door to be let out to go pee |
#310118* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<jex> I wonder when Easter will be on Hitler's birthday again. |
#310117* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Taerom> !f flash
<Jaheira> FUCK FLASH
<blaz0r`> exactly
<blaz0r`> html5 ftw
<DellGuy> flash blows
<Taerom> I'm not a big fan of HTML5 either, but it's still light years better than flash
<blaz0r`> oh, it sucks for a lot of things as-is right now
<blaz0r`> but the potential
<Taerom> I really don't like that the W3C caved on allowing proprietary shit to be embedded in HTML5
<Taerom> but they're a bunch of pussies anyway
<delrio> not like anyone cares about the W3C
<delrio> besides
<delrio> fuck the web
<delrio> that's going to be my take on the issue for god damned ever
<Taerom> IRC > HTTP
<Taerom> :D
<delrio> fuck port 80
<delrio> all I need is 6667
<Taerom> 6667 > 80 |
#310115* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* CaptainAhab has joined #STALKER
<CaptainAhab> goodbye fellow stalkers
<CaptainAhab> cya in 12 months
<Spartan> umm...?
<CaptainAhab> going to leave to work on a ship
<Spartan> yours is truly Greek tragedy
<CaptainAhab> adios!
* CaptainAhab has left #STALKER
<Anna> work on a ship? dafuq
<Aardonyx> well he is a captain
<Anna> oh
<Anna> good point |
#310114* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Over^Kill> are you still drinking dfj?
< dfj> no - I quit - cold turkey - about 5 minutes ago. |
#310113* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< MrJones_> if you love creating an MMO, I don't mind
< MrJones_> but I'm not really interested
< wushin> Nah, I'm purely in it for the social aspect.
< wushin> I'm to lazy to join a cult, so joining a MMORPG was the only other obvious answer for me. :D |
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< drmeister> lh_mouse: My Common Lisp implementation currently uses reference counting - it is very expensive.
< drmeister> You have to keep going to memory to increment and decrement references. Lot's of non-local accesses.
< o11c> drmeister: not if you optimize away provable borrows
< drmeister> o11c: What are "provable borrows"?
< o11c> drmeister: just because a function is *declared* as taking a gc pointer, doesn't mean you actually *need* to call the increment and decrement
< SamB> drmeister: where you can prove it doesn't matter if you incref and then decref because the object is going to stay around regardless, I assume
< niclg> o11c: we call that passing by const std::shared_ptr<T>&
< drmeister> So the compiler needs to be enhanced.
< lh_mouse> To make a language more efficient the language's author should let its user control 'how and when to copy' rather than let the language itself to do the works.
< lh_mouse> (then you can blame the user for being too silly instead of the language itself) |
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<Jigsy> Suppose they gave a sperm donation clinic and nobody came? |
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<Sporklin>If I set him on fire, how much trouble do I get into
<cdeverett>Sporklin: you get free marshmallows |
#310100* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<hekel> boobies
<alty> penis
<`WarpKat> oh don't get me started on politics right now - it's too hot for that shit |
#310097* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
GrumpyCanuck: the bomb threat is at my oldest's school, they were locked down at 1100 and she is still at the school waiting to be escorted out by the cops (it's 1540 new)
chiper: bomb threats were always fun when I was in school. a nice break from the usual routine
chiper: they're probably much more serious these days
MANCHUCK: we had one bomb threat and one "Mace Incident"
MANCHUCK: some idiot spreayed mace in the cafeteria
gchristensen: I had multiple people shot and killed right outside my middle school
GrumpyCanuck: wow, that's some pull you had in middle school
gchristensen: GrumpyCanuck: I'm the one that knocks. |
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< meway> o11c, part of the problem is the compiler is a picky fucker |
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<nep> HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS
<nep> LISTEN
<nep> I JUST POOPED A PERFECTLY STANDING PIECE OF POOP
<nep> PERFECTLY STANDING
<naosia> Welcome to #/g/sicp
<nep> LIKE 15cm YOU GUYS
<naosia> On-topic programming discussion
<nep> IT WAS INCREDIBLE
<naosia> lol
<nep> im sorry I told my brother and he told me im retarded
<nep> so I thought id tell you guys
<nep> it
<naosia> Heh.
<nep> was
<nep> incredible |
#310092* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
SAPPHIROS: Pretentiousness only works when you are both verbose and intelligible.
SAPPHIROS: Pretentiousness doesn't work if you are unintelligible.
SAPPHIROS: Like Wadge.
The Wadge: dgquhgurwyf wrhi qhygiwhgbs
SAPPHIROS: XD
The Wadge: wegeui sguguyw
Shamash: quoth the raven |
#310088* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
@kunwon1 | in the past hour or so we've discussed rap music, linux kernels, and shrimp
@kunwon1 | but politics usually comes up for at least several hours every dayComment: ##politics@freenode
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#310086* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
ink_ [~ink@159.153.131.22] has joined #linuxfriends
ink_ puts on Journey: Greatest Hits
ink_ [~ink@159.153.131.22] is now known as ink
alty stops believing
`WarpKat stops hallucinating |
#310084* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<pronto> i like this nifty feature with deskphones
<pronto> when they start making sounds, you just look at it till it stops making sounds |
#310083* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Lykkan> I'm always waking up to buttplugs
<Lykkan> like, wtf, trying to sleep here |
#310082* (?/79) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* SpaceWizard is now known as DigitalSeuss
<DigitalSeuss> here's an easy game to play.
<DigitalSeuss> here's an easy thing to say.
<DigitalSeuss> If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
<DigitalSeuss> And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
<DigitalSeuss> And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
<DigitalSeuss> Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
<DigitalSeuss> If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
<DigitalSeuss> And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
<DigitalSeuss> And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
<DigitalSeuss> Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
<DigitalSeuss> You can't say this? What a shame sir!
<DigitalSeuss> We'll find you another game sir.
<DigitalSeuss> If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
<DigitalSeuss> Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
<DigitalSeuss> But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
<DigitalSeuss> That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
<DigitalSeuss> And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss...
<DigitalSeuss> So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse..
<DigitalSeuss> Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
<DigitalSeuss> 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, this sucker's gonna hang!
<DigitalSeuss> When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
<DigitalSeuss> And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
<DigitalSeuss> Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM!
<DigitalSeuss> Quickly, turn off the computer, and be sure to tell your mom!
* DigitalSeuss bows, drops the mic, exits stage left. |
#310080* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<jrvc> kerin, How'd you know I was coming?
<kerin> Von made a crack about cryptocurrency
<jrvc> That was actually a complete coincidence.
<jrvc> I have a fucking crypto-sense
<kerin> nevertheless, the correlation between cryptocurrency mentions and you appearing in channel actually exceeds 100%.
<jrvc> By complete chance, whenever somebody mentions cryptocurrency, I show up
<jrvc> What the fuck kind of superpower is this?
<jrvc> kerin, What
<jrvc> How could it exceed 100%
<kerin> it's arguably better than my superpower
<jrvc> What's your superpower, repelling women?
<jrvc> OH WAIT NO THAT'S MY OTHER ONE
<jrvc> HA HA
<jrvc> HA
* jrvc sobs
<kerin> ...said the cryptocurrency n-
<kerin> well fine
<kerin> steal my obvious joke. |
#310076* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< mdinger> who is * and why is he commenting about everyone? |
#310064* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<bilde2910> There's a nickname conspiracy in here
<bilde2910> @Risugami, +GaryCXJk, bilde2910, Lunatrius, all same length (@ and + included)
<bilde2910> Oops
<bilde2910> Sorry for pinging 3 people :(
<+Samantha> YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL!
<+Lunatrius> ^
<@Risugami> ^ |
#310061* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* whitemice_0 is looking forward to having a dedicated secure and separate workspace/lab area. rather than the counter behind me.
< whitemice_0> listening to fans gets old
< brousch> whitemice_0: You have fans? Do they have a special chant for you?
< whitemice_0> of course, what is the point of having fans if they don't chant? in fact, i have so many fans that it just sounds like a dull roar
< gfolkert> Wow. whitemice_0, you are so popular. How did you break out like that?
< whitemice_0> i created a twitter account, so, you know, NPR reported on that, and I got a really high Klout score, posted a bunch of selfies - there you go |
#310058* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<CS> dual lasers is always 1. im not sure on the heavy laser but i think its only one shot per volley so it may cost only
<buttbot> butt lasers is always 1. im not sure on the heavy laser but i think its only one shot per butt so it may cost only
<CS> thanks buttbott
<twigathy> That was excellently butted |
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<JuneBUG> Never Knew there was a Channel for Vice President's Al Gore's favorite Rythyms CD
<JuneBUG> AlGoreRythmsComment: #algorithms@irc.freenode.net
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