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#310953* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<subtle> anyone know whether 360 or ps3 isos are easier to hack? file contents and such?
<HdkR> No idea
<flacs> my mom told me hacking is illegal
<HdkR> flacs: What about hacking at a tree?
<flacs> still illegal |
#310952* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Killer_Possum> I tried other desktop based offerings, but I need access to docs on the go. So Google Docs wins in that aspect.
<NanoSector> MS Office has no advantages over MS Office in that aspect |
#310951* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<mathieui> "GEMA DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE VIDEOS, PLEASE GO AWAY"
<mathieui> ^ germany in a nutshell |
#310950* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<HdkR> error:No instructions defined!
<HdkR> I'm getting there llvm, stop yelling at me!
<NanoSector> It's llvm's job to yell at people |
#310949* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Helios747> I'M TRYING
<HdkR> DO IT HARDER! D:<
<Helios747> IT WON'T LET ME
<rohit_n> MAKE IT LET YOU |
#310948* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Helios747> I think a Mosquito literally bit my butt last night
<Helios747> I am very confused on how |
#310945* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<JNSamuel> i confess, my weiner was in your sister.
<JNSamuel> nonono wrong channel/network..
<Borromini> nice.
<diizzy> hehe
<JNSamuel> :(
<zinx> did you cook someone a hotdog or something?
<ezakimak> ROFLMAO
<JNSamuel> yeah zinx, they wanted mustard instead of ketchup..Comment: #openwrt
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#310944* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Kakashi> fake-url://sesame-street-debuts-new-character-with-autism.html
<@CaptainJistuce> See, this opens up a world of possibilities here. Oscar may be a bipolar hoarder instead of just the grouch that lives in a trashcan because that's where grouches live.
<@CaptainJistuce> Cookie Monster? SERIOUS eating disorder.
<@CaptainJistuce> "Maybe... maybe this cookie fill hole in Cookie Monster's heart. Me no want to be alone with the voices. Why the vegetables sing?!"
<@CaptainJistuce> Gee, that got dark fast. |
#310943* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<-- mpyne (~mpyne@kde/mpyne) has left this server (Read error: Connection reset by peer).
* PovAddict resurrects mpyne
--> mpyne (~mpyne@kde/mpyne) has joined this channel.
<kstar> PovAddict: You must be God. |
#310942* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Letrune> Well, I think I'll tear this thing apart now, because it is NOT C++.
<Letrune> It is some mutant what he uses.
<Kawa> No shit it ain't! Class totally isn't a valid keyword there!
<Letrune> Well... Aruduino or what.
<Kawa> Arduino can suck fortyseven dicks.
<Kawa> In a row.
<Letrune> ....Why 47?
<Kawa> Literally. Make a dick-sucking robot and control it by Arduino. |
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<@TheGiz> We should invent a product that's like spray paint for kids
<@TheGiz> I don't know what that product would be, but I can hear the announcero n the commercial saying "It's like spray paint... for kids!"
<Nathan_Tanuki> Water-washable spray paint
<Feenicks> So... non-toxic and water-soluble?
<Nathan_Tanuki> Non-toxic might be going a little far ;)
<@TheGiz> I was going to say I won't sign off on water soluble
<Bob_the_Hamster> The dirt just slides off! I hardly ever have to bathe them anymore, and when I do it is a quick splash with the garden hose, Child Lacquer (TM) has changed my life!
<@TheGiz> hahahah
<Nathan_Tanuki> Haha
<Bob_the_Hamster> Now available in a whole rainbow of colors, or original transparent
<Bob_the_Hamster> It's like spray paint.... for kids!
<Feenicks> What happens if you put it on when they're still a bit dirty, though?
<Bob_the_Hamster> My Wife: "Why are the children green!? What did you do?"
<@TheGiz> Happy St. Patricks day?
<Bob_the_Hamster> Me: "Isn't it great?" (splashes a cup of grape juice into infant's face) "See? everything slides right off!"
<@TheGiz> hahah
<Bob_the_Hamster> My Wife: "This is going in the deposition" |
#310937* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ancestral> So if Jenkins is the white collar, prim and proper dutiful upper class servant…
<ancestral> Travis is…
<ancestral> Blue collar trailer park trash?
<ancestral> Or maybe Travis is the hip young urban professional |
#310936* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Kawa> hi metadept
<metadept> hey kawa
<metadept> how're things?
<Kawa> Skittles, nuff said.
<metadept> i actually don't think that's quite enough
<Kawa> Mother
<Kawa> fucking
<Kawa> SKITTLES
<Kawa> Meta.
<metadept> ok thanks for the clarification
<metadept> that does help |
#310935* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
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<codename_erin> and digital music is also the largest share of profits in the music industry
<Thefreshmibofbel-air> Now this is a storyall about how
<codename_erin> no
<codename_erin> =^.^=
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#310933* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<grinnblade> man i forgot just how deeply SS went in on wrecking his shit with the doxxing
<grinnblade> i also forgot that this was almost two years ago, goddamn time flies
<McFreeze> your mom was almost two years ago
<grinnblade> yeah she died in april '14 so technically a true statement
<McFreeze> oh
<McFreeze> uhhhh
<McFreeze> oops
<grinnblade> ... sorry to bring the mood down D: |
#310932* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Juffer> Teke - so your point is that, if I were on the committee and I wanted to implement my Reign of Blood and Skulls, I'd have to eliminate all opposition?
<MellowK> actually, around here, people might just be like "finally! someone who actually has a plan!"
<Teke> Juffer: My point is that you can try to implement your Reign of Blood and Skulls, but the amount of paperwork involved ensures the process to be such a reign unto its own
<MellowK> The Reign of Blood, Skulls, And Paperwork, All The Paperwork
<Teke> Paper beats skull
<Elric> blood soaks paper?
<Wellington> skull contains blood! |
#310931* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<pascal> anyway you can do a pretty good job of chinese roulette by putting 6 lines on 6 plates: 5 lines of a random chinese mystery rc and one line of cyanide
<neutron> but.... everyone will hope for the cyanide
<ferrite> the person with the cyanide wins |
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<aquanight> unrelated subject: are there functional TLS mechanisms for non-TCP connections?
<special> aquanight: DTLS, although its primary purpose is to create vulnerabilities for openssl |
#310923* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Jigsy^Vol> Online dating is tough.
<Jigsy^Vol> Every time I meet someone new, I end up in jail. |
#310921* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<birdman> all you need is love!
<shady> and helium for making your voice awesomely squeaky
<shady> great, now that song is stuck in my head
<shady> thank you man
<shady> i think i actually need to go listen to rick astley to get rid of that phantom song |
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Snowman: my dogs have responded to dogs on tv
Snowman: they probably think theyre portals
celery: how does a dog experience knowing about portals
Snowman: apathetically
Snowman: portals have no implications for a dog |
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<&Kayle> it's obviously mistaking the color's name for the card's name
<~concerned> if ($tokens[2] =~ /(.*)'s turn. Top card: (\d\d)\((.*)\) \[(.*)\]/i)
<~concerned> it doesn't use $3 at all
[11:31pm] <&Kayle> that's no suprise, what can you buy with $3 these daysComment: #lmaoayy on irc.rizon.net
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<Lutero> That's a lot prettier than one lining. The error was from a rouge space in the modinfo
<Kawa> * Rogue.
<healthire> Your face is a rouge space |
#310906* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< me-tan> i kinda want to do something mad with one of my MR2s
<%infested> ?_?
<%infested> ...o-one of...d-datto?
<%PenPen> me-tan: when did you get another mr2
< me-tan> PenPen: ive had 2 for ages. one stuck on my driveway and one in a barn
< me-tan> need to get the other one to the barn
<%infested> you need to build one out of the two
< me-tan> and maybe spend some weekends fixing it
<%infested> FRANKENSTEIN
< me-tan> infested: log term plan yes
< me-tan> could be tricky though. barn owners dont know im trans and I was a guy when i went there last...
<%infested> POLICE
<%infested> SOME BINT IS TAKING DA EMARTOOS
< me-tan> :D
<%infested> that, or stuff a sausage down the panties
< me-tan> hahahaha
< automb> Sick bintComment: #o-chan
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#310905* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<iamben> if you want a private conversation go to PM or pick up a phone
<wiktor_b> right but you just keep doing that
<iamben> i have an opinion to express |
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