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#300545 (-36/152) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ice_cream> ok ok i'll chill |
#302169 (-37/171) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<scgtrp> froggey: [Link to circuit diagram]
<scgtrp> what's that thing above the transistor?
<froggey> a diode and a thing
<scgtrp> yes, what's the thing?
<froggey> dunno
<froggey> solemnwarning?
<solemnwarning> It's a box with a diagonal line through it
<froggey> that's what i thought
* scgtrp facepalms.
<froggey> scgtrp: go find a box with a diagonal line through it |
#195546 (-40/96) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Leslie_S> I dunno if anyone that would care is here, but im sure anyone could laugh about the situation im in now
<Leslie_S> I've been stuck at this damn terminal for 2 days because i was involved in a crash at 3mph
<Leslie_S> it did THAT MUCH damage to our equipment... |
#308803 (-40/198) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<andy> my OS X password generator seems to mostly do innuendo |
#310019 (-40/106) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<richterthethird> after doing some research
<TheBadSpoon> you STILL can't find your penis? |
#311462 (-40/112) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<PeopleProgrammer> "(23:41:42) devi: pidgin isn't the most robust irc client"
<PeopleProgrammer> the last thing I saw as I turned on an option in pidgin and crashed my machine |
#240878 (-43/113) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<doc|work> hey, what happened thermopylae?
<ardchoille> he got burned out?
<ardchoille> He was fired?
<ardchoille> Got too hot under the collar?
<doc|work> ardchoille: btw, 7-11 here has giant slurpee vats
<doc|work> giant as in gallon sized probably
* ardchoille is still the king of bad puns
<doc|work> hence the change of subject :) |
#153441 (-44/256) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Psynapse> hey can anyone tell me why i cant see certain forums on the website ?
<rattlehead> your sat too far from the screen |
#302337 (-45/191) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* B-Rad feels special
<CaptainAwesome> nice job
<CaptainAwesome> chatzilla sucks, though
<B-Rad> I appreciate the obligatory diss on <program I use> |
#188760 (-48/108) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
kennygprs: the feet on one side of my tower are missing so its a gangster leanin' tower |
#310784 (-53/77) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Xena> just make sure to reduce your wildly using of things just because they are cool
<Xena> a filter like that will get you far |
#310733 (-55/99) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<poofs> unlike other therapists, she is smart enough to know that you cannot take the UPS approach to therapy and handle fragile items by throwing them down the stairs |
#200688 (-59/109) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DoctorPhileasFragg> So how about people making penises in Spore?
<mrbobjoe> It won't work, you're a freak
<GenericLoser> Then Spore can't truly claim to have user-generated content.
<Helmholz> Everyone's buying the game so they can make penises. |
#304239 (-59/215) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Bananobot> It crashed AGAIN
<Bananobot> I thought the whole point of Java's freaking annoying over-verbosity was so it could detect errors before deployment or at least before crashing
<Bananobot> It's like, "Yay, everything's working fine, Cap'n! Smooth sailing! Lalala ABANDON SHIP!" |
#172905 (-62/164) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AgentRenegade> i think im gonna love my new highschool class^^
<AgentRenegade> during a lecture a boy suddenly stood up and yelled "Its 13:37, its 1337 time!!" |
#308419 (-64/136) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kelso> I try my best to avoid myself. |
#301367 (-66/222) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RangerRick> OK, really people. The hitler subtitle mashups are just not funny anymore. I don't care how funny you think it is, the 30th variant is just not amusing. You're too late, find a new meme!
<@bbraun> so, you're the hitler of hitler subtitle mashups?
<RangerRick> I think it's fair to say that the meme was pre-Godwin'd.
<chandler> yeah, but is there a hitler subtitle mashup making fun of hitler subtitle mashups making fun of hitler subtitle mashups yet?
<chandler> if not, then insufficient metairony
<gh1> recursive self-Godwinism?
<gh1> people could be hurt...
<dre^> we call that hitlerecursion, aka SIGHEIL |
#300490 (-67/173) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Palantyre> If a lycanthrope becomes a merchant, will he be known as a warewolf?
<Ce`Nedra> *grins* yes
<Palantyre> Okay, just checking ;P |
#310126 (-68/174) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<schuko> i've had my share with C working with embedded software
<schuko> it's like star wars
<schuko> you shave off a few bytes and then there's a new hope
<schuko> then you run the test suite and the empire strikes backComment: #/g/sicp on Rizon
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#301421 (-75/165) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CinMax> had angiogram, nothing is blocked. they just do not know....
<CinMax> they had to shave my nuts :(
<Von_Ruff> So you still don't know anything, but your balls are hairless now? I'd say a definite decline since we last talked. |
#302029 (-76/224) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<celti> Fuck, my cigarette burnt down to my toes.
<jules> don't you mean fingers?
<celti> No, I mean toes. I was smoking with my toes so I didn't get ash in the keyboard.
<jules> WTF |
#300804 (-80/334) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<superlou> What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
<Kage_Jittai> superlou: what?
<superlou> Viola burns longer
<generic> Moon_Doggy: Wow
-*- Moon_Doggy prepares sniper rifle
-*- Moon_Doggy takes careful aim at the stage superlou stands on
-*- generic gives the signal
-*- superlou bends over to pick up glass of water.
-*- Moon_Doggy aims at superlou
-*- superlou stands up
-*- generic readies the signal
-*- superlou uses teleport
<Moon_Doggy> damn
<generic> D: |
#310729 (-80/136) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< wushin> I'm freaking out.
< MadCamel> Why?
< wushin> I accidentally sold a theater to my neighborhood and they are buying it. |
#302518 (-81/117) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Allen: if anything, I'll have to wait until after I file my income tax
Lindsay: ...............................................................
Lindsay: you do realize that all due by thursday, right? lol.
Allen: yeah, I'm thinking of filing on Wednesday
Lindsay: lol
Allen: probably Thursday morning, but Thursday evening isn't outside of the realm of possibility
Lindsay: you are the epitome of lazy
Allen: no, I am the epitome of procrast |
#304182 (-82/206) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Erasmus> So advertising homeopathy is now illegal?
<@Erasmus> Or other quacky things.
<@Sebas> "Buy my ducks!"
* @Sebas gets arrested |
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