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#35197 (-10/530) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< gloone> _"_ %
< gloone> (< ? HYPOTHETICAL
< gloone> ` "
< gloone> __||___ YOU FIND OUT YOUR WIFE OF MANY YEARS
< gloone> |\___//_\ IS A POST-OP TRANSSEXUAL AND NEVER TOLD
< gloone> (' | ') \\ YOU
< gloone> __|\ , / |/
< gloone> /: / \ :: DO YOU A. STOP BEATING HER BECAUSE
< gloone> \| ######o /| SHE WAS ONCE A MAN AND THUS DESERVES
< gloone> ######## \) MORE RESPECT OR B. BEAT HER HARDER
< gloone> ######## BECAUSE HER COOTER IS FAKE
< gloone> \ : /
< gloone> \: /
< gloone> --
< gloone> %%%
< gloone> %%
< gloone> %
< gloone> /:\
< gloone> |/|, |
#239100 (-10/1200) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dark_nite666> Lol, at my friend's birthday party
<Dark_nite666> It was all internet nerds
<Dark_nite666> and when his parents brought his cake out
<Looce> cake's a lie?
<Dark_nite666> all it said was "The Game"
<Looce> LOL
<Dark_nite666> everyone in the room went "FUCK"
<Vidi> lmao
<Dark_nite666> then he proceeded to say the cake is a lie
<Dark_nite666> and they took it away
<Dark_nite666> and we all got ice cream and mountain dew >_> |
#185748 (-11/61) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dude-O> Jesus should have a facebook and a Myspace. And his myspace isn't cluttered with shitty animated gifs, flash, and other crap that makes other people's computers melt. |
#39945 (-11/287) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ruud> sleeping makes her 10 times sexier cuz she cant say no till itz too late |
#57802 (-11/335) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Join: Spellbot
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<Spellbot> It will offer corrections to common spelling/grammatical errors. |
#35208 (-12/4302) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Daphisto> my room smells so bad
<Daphisto> it's almost as if there's a black person living here ;PComment: #ramen
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#52778 (-12/238) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
rcfalcons07: proof why chuck norris is my hero-
rcfalcons07: Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. |
#33072 (-12/820) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Albot> Hamhocks: And t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and tigheirappily t hales and tcheily tcrandles asseily handlthandlth t seily theigheandlthappily ass handltheily tcr h thtir scrappily and asseir heigheigheigheighe hatigheandleily and asse that tht s and t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and tigheirappily t hales and tcheily tcrandles asseily handlthandlth t seily theigheandlthappily ass handltheily tcr h thtir scrappily and a
<Albot> nd asse that tht s and t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and tigheirappily t hales and tcheily tcrandles asseily handlthandlth t seily theigheandlthappily ass handltheily tcr h thtir scrappily and asseir heigheigheigheighe hatigheandleily and asse that tht s and t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and it's all pure 100% israeli lard. |
#111182 (-12/544) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** LabMonkey humps ktea's leg.
*** ktea gives LabMonkey a Beggin' Strip
<LabMonkey> IT'S BACONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*** LabMonkey flips out.Comment: #bifemunix EFNet
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#254638 (-12/430) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<anEmoSlurpee> YOUUUU
<anEmoSlurpee> CRANK DAT SOULJA BOI
<Phasmorphage> JEWWWW
<Phasmorphage> CRANK DAT TAX RETURNComment: #hih, irc.bungie.org
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#282264 (-12/356) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jack> A little bit of Jessica on the floor,
<Jack> A little bit of Monica on the steps,
<Jack> Mumbai number FIVE! |
#308835 (-14/426) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Delta> should make a website for weird knitted stuff and call it itchy instead of etsy |
#310381 (-13/51) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< mcpherrin> dylster3: You can write rust that crashes the compiler pretty easy
< mcpherrin> It's really just the worst form of error message :p
< Sharp> mcpherrin: Well, it's not as easy as it used to be, to be fair :)
< mcpherrin> Sharp: the thing is that as you get better at rust, you write more well formed code and so crash the compiler less ;)
< mcpherrin> so it always seems to be getting better! |
#311498 (-13/151) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@vistas> okay
<@vistas> you can invent anything at all regardless of defiance of physics or whatever
<@vistas> what would you invent that could make you a million dollars overnight
<lakembra> A million dollar bill
<@vistas> damn |
#13158 (-13/723) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eihm> sing with me, sing with me!
* eihm sings
* fuck you
<fuck> shut the fuck up
<fuck> god damnit you fucking annoying piece of shit
<fuck> fucking boy band loving hermaphrodite
<fuck> I swear somebody needs to beat your ass to Israel |
#120265 (-14/548) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@sdr> shitting while being hungover must be like childbirth to a womanComment: #**** efnet
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#132949 (-15/1011) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<G-Flex> OH GOD ANOTHER FAT GUY OUT OF NOWHERE
<G-Flex> JESUS
<G-Flex> what the fuck is wrong with Ohio |
#303589 (-14/1054) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Omi> Who are the hardest people to distract?
<Xa> No clue
<Omi> Jews
<Omi> All that time spent in concentration camps. |
#310815 (-14/94) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Se7eN> in my early days of irc like 15 years ago
<Se7eN> there was this guy called Wiccy, Jigsy^ZzZzZ and others remember him
<Se7eN> and he would always "fluff" people he liked when the joined the main chan
<Se7eN> and i thought of it as like, fluffing someone's pillow to make their spot comfy upon arrival or something
<Se7eN> so for years i /me fluffed people
<Se7eN> and later found out it was a porn thing people do to "prep" male actors. |
#309917 (-15/83) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Laike> beyond Noodler's 54ths Mass, are there any fountain pen inks you can actually huff?
< kerin> heh, probably Superchrome
< kerin> i expect that would get the job done :drunk:
<@jrvc> I got a bit of a rush off Baystate Blue when I first opened it.
<@jrvc> It was pretty fucking rank
<@jrvc> Got me hard as a rock. |
#309928 (-15/47) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<surskitty> the pair-up system is way less silly than Moulder carrying around a horse in fe8
<surskitty> I love you, weirdly buff healer guy
<surskitty> and your ability to fucking carry cavalry
<Geight> Moulder did that through sheer force of not giving a fuckComment: From a discussion on Fire Emblem 13's mechanics.
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#295389 (-16/68) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@sxh> that's why i always keep the thing in my chair fully extended
<@sxh> i already thought of that
<@sxh> when my very first chair broke
<@sxh> and i was using the canister inside as a pogo stick |
#301862 (-16/760) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MegaMari> She's gone
<MegaMari> mom's gone
<Snack> I'm right here young man
<Snack> you're grounded
<MegaMari> not funny
<MegaMari> not even slightly
<MegaMari> she died this afternoonComment: efnet
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#33153 (-16/3408) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
( @[ ) one time she took a shit in the toilet and i fished a turd out and used it as a masturbation lubricant |
#10 (-16/4504) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services |
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