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#30540 (-6/440) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
eighty7advil: you failed an art class? i didnt know that could happen
lunacrow: yeah, i totally rule
lunacrow: i think it was because i was like 5 minutes late every day.. and it drove the teacher nuts
eighty7advil: you should have just told the teacher you're on c.p.t.
eighty7advil: (colored people time)
Comment: #lost
#30543 (-6/470) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<clay> %addmsg <Lina-> 8======D~~~~ O-: <--meComment: #lost
#31845 (-6/280) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
+Nonentity: oh man, in spanish, a bunch of kids were fucking ariound and the goit kicked out, so i yelled, "Sn. De Meij sets mode plus B dumbkids..."
+Nonentity: it was great
~mrWoot: lol
~mrWoot: geek
+Nonentity: i am such a junkie
Comment: #mrwoot on LCIRC.net
#33638 (-6/374) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Berzerk3r> my iq is higher than my icq number
#34421 (-6/528) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jonathans> come yonder down to negroth bay
<jonathans> where it is said the watermelons lay
<jonathans> darkie darkie darkie dark
<jonathans> the cosby show has jumped the shark
<jonathans> thank you.
#35291 (-6/506) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Daphisto> nah he's just a weird guy
<Daphisto> and any guy that's wierd is gay somehow
#37204 (-6/234) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<djoanes> fuck you bitch
<fulgore> I dare you to say it again
<djoanes> It =)
#37778 (-6/236) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
mistercow43: someone with no sense of humor keeps submitting to qdb.us
mistercow43: from the channel
mistercow43: #LiveYiff
mistercow43: *vomits*
nelyab39: EEEEEWWWWW!!!!
nelyab39: >.<
mistercow43: bastard Furries will take away everything worth living for
mistercow43: and then they'll take away everything worth dying for
mistercow43: before you know it
mistercow43: they've taken away everything worth going on a violent furricidal rampage for
nelyab39: hahahahaha
mistercow43: and then
mistercow43: everything worth curling into a fetal position and crying for
#39979 (-7/235) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<blacklabel> gay people suck
<Matchu> Yes, for small change
#42961 (-6/286) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BuRuz> GET (Active) Teen.Black.Cravings.2.DVDRip.XXX-RVF.tar (9%) 124.04MB/1.33GB at 55.27KB/Sec time remain 6h:21m:51s from TTT-0030 (#obsession@attach.freshirc.com@FreshIRC)
<BuRuz> GET (Active) Monday_Morning_Church.mp3 (56%) 2.4MB/4.29MB at 8.18KB/Sec time remain 3m:56s from Unim4trix0 (#scripting@broadway.ny.us.dal.net@DALnet)
<BuRuz> GET (Active) Sinful.Sistas.XXX.DVDRip.DivX-Pr0nStarS.tar (4%) 28.81MB/707.82MB at 18.79KB/Sec time remain 10h:16m:50s from NNN-002 (#obsession@attach.freshirc.com@FreshIRC)
Comment: Just look at the files :o
#55178 (-6/336) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Wiz_KeeD> what's the equivalent of net view from win in knoppix?
<Phate> 'man net'
<Wiz_KeeD> dude
<Wiz_KeeD> it said FORMATTING...
Comment: #Linux - irc.hackthissite.org
#60468 (-6/488) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<wind`> a blue shirt just bleeded onto some of my white shirts
<wind`> in the wash :(
<c-rOCK> way to not know how to do laundry
<wind`> i put it all in one load
<wind`> i figured it would speed up the process
<c-rOCK> and now youll like a fag with a soft blue shirt for it
<DigDug> wind`: and speed up the process you did
<DigDug> damn, i don't even wash different colors together
<DigDug> white + anything = heresy
<c-rOCK> thats what i say about interracial dating
Comment: #geekissues
#36208 (-7/209) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Enjoi> qdb.us != bash.org
#37734 (-7/293) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Doc|Scanning> This is going to take a while -..-
<Doc|Scanning> Slow ass scanner
<Celeste> ass scanning? o.o
<Doc|Scanning> Haha
<Doc|Scanning> Yeah...
Comment: #LiveYiff
#43030 (-7/301) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<bjx0> Who died?
<emoaddict15> my friend
<bjx0> how did he die if you dont mind me asking?
<emoaddict15> he od'd
<bjx0> o
<bjx0> lol
#43178 (-7/341) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<zeph> have you seen the people who work the machines? do you really want someone like that walking to your door holding your food?
<CoheedMaster> hahah good point
<zeph> at least here in florida, they're all toothless rednecks and/or black people
* LygarZero (LygarZero@31337-81C7A769.dialup.applwi.ameritech.net) has joined #digitaltoxicity
<CoheedMaster> same here.
<zeph> well, speak of the devil
<claudio> ahahaha
<LygarZero> losers
Comment: irc.digitaltoxicity.net #digitaltoxicity by zeph
#46100 (-7/257) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Beefy: question - was mr snufflufugus big bird's imaginary friend?
Wolfen: think so
Beefy: k
Beefy: was just thinkin then.  Never actually see anyone else talk to him
* Wolfen doenst want to know
Wolfen: you are bored
Beefy: stephen
Wolfen: ahh
Beefy: ;)
Beefy: they don't make it obvious, and they never mentioned it..  but I think he is / was
Wolfen: i think he didnt actually talk to others
Wolfen: err did
Wolfen: but then
Beefy: but was there recognition of presence? :)
Wolfen: this is coming from 30yo memories
Wolfen: ><
Beefy: 18 yrs ago here :)
Beefy: and sober :|
Wolfen: umm
Wolfen: i think its healthy if you can claim sobriety at 3....
Beefy: i blame my parents...
Comment: Wondering if Snuffy was Big Bird's real or imaginary friend....
#53191 (-7/311) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-!- mgm [~mgm@84.17.81.68] has joined #cisco
< mgm> I've a basic question about networking. How can network analyzer software packages (iris/etherape etc.) running on switch port 1 can 'listen' or 'learn' about other peers on a 'switch' ?
< jlott__> 'haha' 'retard'
<@hMz> wow.
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#56136 (-7/691) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<thefwf> There was a black out in my area yesterday
<zarkyb> Did you kill him?
#56235 (-7/365) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kav> fat people are people x2
#129485 (-7/241) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@pinkxels> i bet like 30% of hillary's votes are women going "OH YEAH"
<@Mr_Giraffe> a kool aid man jar full of menstrual blood
<@Mr_Giraffe> crashing through a polling place
#294989 (-7/107) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Joune> when I was like 5 I used to play with boats
<Joune> I always sank em
<Joune> MUAHAHA
<Joune> they'd alwyas sink like titanic
<Joune> hehehe
<Joune> and the men would all die
<Heft> and the women would all sing celine dion?
#295254 (-7/101) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MadrMan> i should really move my subwoofer
<MadrMan> to somewhere less hearable
<MadrMan> because i cant turn my volume up properly without the subwoofer making me deaf
<&geecee3> bass is what they call onmipresent sound, it lacks direction, seems to come from everywhere, so put the sub wherever, it'll still sound good.
<EddieWork> shove it up your ass
#295549 (-7/627) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<~Vespa> Elance, Rent a Coder, Freelancer, etc, etc
<~Vespa> what's the term for those sites?
<~muftak> paki4hire
Comment: #dirt
#297593 (-7/483) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@|silicon> When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.Comment: #geekissues
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