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<davidc> wtf
<davidc> Last login: Fri Feb 14 18:37:14 2003 from aca9300c.ipt.aol.comComment: #lost
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#30551 (-5/339) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Josho> Mac OS X 10.3 "Panther" Mouse Pad. Big. Black. And Powerful.
<Josho> Measuring 7 3/4" inches in diameter
<hy_dro> Big. Black. Sodomizing the 16 year-old girl next door.Comment: #geekissues
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#31471 (-5/545) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IanR> I go out with a black person
<BlackChocobo> And you call yourself a racist?
<IanR> You didn't hear my reason.
<BlackChocobo>?
<IanR> So I can beat her. |
#32064 (-5/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<s> wet sponge, rub, scratch, wet sponge, rub, scratch
<s> endlessly |
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<CrimsonKnight13> «Scepterr» racking up the blood alcohol level my friend?<xero_cool> nah, he's lowering the level of blood in his alcohol streamComment: Scepterr was getting way too many alcoholic beverages that night...
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#112058 (-5/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Joins: Saaz
<Saaz> hi guys
<Saaz> can you help me a bit?
<Saaz> ive been trying to learn japanese from anime, but i have some troubles with understanding
<Saaz> how "Hello" would be in japanese?
<shimbo> Konichiwa, I guess
<Saaz> thx
<Saaz> and how it would be "Thank you"?
<shimbo> Arigato
<Saaz> thx
<Saaz> and how it would be "Remove that tentacle from my anus"?
<Saaz> kekekeke
<Saaz> TO THE BAT CAVE!!
* Parts: Saaz
<hixo> haha |
#225306 (-5/603) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nyschashi-Seikun> got my driver's license
<Nyschashi-Seikun> I thought I would fail
<Nyschashi-Seikun> I dodged a hobo that darted out into the street, and I had to fly into the oncoming traffic lane
<Nyschashi-Seikun> I also dodged a woman with a babyComment: (Were you driving a Dodge? --Ed.)
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#294462 (-5/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<%pervert_> who wants to play tetris with me
<zaim> L
<pervert_> L
<zaim> |
<zaim> YOUR MOVE MF |
#298997 (-5/339) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<farts> fuck what rednecks think
<farts> they're drones
<farts> mulch them
<farts> and use their bones for ivory dildos for the non-ugle |
#309063 (-5/143) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< munin> my brother in law sent my wife and i an e-mail telling us there was an iron golem on the roof and not to provoke it
< munin> i thought he was doing lsd for a few minutes until i remembered he was talking about our minecraft house |
#33771 (-5/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<huhlig> any rf ee's about
<Rakshasa> nn, wt ds rf ee mn? |
#34070 (-5/385) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<myhero> in 1993 i was 10 years old
<myhero> :)
*** myhero was kicked by herbman (and in 1998 you're still a little queer) |
#37042 (-5/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kingmob> there are still jews in europe, for instance
<hamtaro> WHAT
<hamtaro> NOT ON MY WATCH THERE AREN'T |
#37944 (-5/217) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@ne0n> 'lol' is such a gay word.
<@ne0n> lol
<@ne0n> fuck.
<@ne0n> haComment: #idleland on irc.alternatenet.net
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#38092 (-5/191) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Capn`Blackout> DF: some guy was going on about how AA an NA was the shit once and when I told him that it was all mental crutchwork to brace yourself up until you had the will to quit yourself he exploded on me
<Capn`Blackout> he screams MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN NA OR AA HAVE BEEN EMOTIONALLY OR PHYSICALLY ABUSED AND DO NOT HAVE THE WILLPOWER TO DO IT THEMSELVES GODDAMMITT
<Capn`Blackout> so everybody in the truck gets real quiet until I say "so who laid the weenie on YOU?" |
#38212 (-5/205) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MStar> what's an IRC agent?
<Xshare> eh.
<Xshare> Someone who goes around and tries to get you ops in IRC Channels?
<Xshare> Usually Jewish? |
#38409 (-5/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
21:48 <+nocturnal> avp rocked
21:48 <+anthill> i have aids
21:48 <+nocturnal> predator won btw
21:49 <@Rush68> I FUCKING HATE YOU
21:49 <@Rush68> I FUCKING HATE YOU
21:49 <+paden> hahahahh
21:49 <+nocturnal> roflComment: #tunaigloo @ irc.swehack.se
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#38984 (-5/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Ed] Man, I'm so black, I just drank a bottle of orange soda
[Ed] I feel like busting out some rhymes and stealing hubcapsComment: #gunsmoke irc.zirc.org
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#42978 (-5/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NcongruNt> the NiN show sold out in 30 minutes
<_stan> much like the band itself.Comment: #ampedOut, where we listen to Real Industrial(tm)
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#50260 (-5/417) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<animus5> wow did anyone see those 2 quotes on qdb thatre exactly the same
<junki3xxl> haha 2 ppl just put the same quote up on qdb
<junki3xxl> lol nice timing
<animus5> they both--wow and I was just going to say how sad THAT was
<animus5> but I think we just topped it for patheticness
<junki3xxl> this never happened
<animus5> so am I putting it up or are you? |
#50420 (-5/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kiljoi> someone needs to make emo-nix
<kiljoi> it's all black, and as soon as you power up, all your hardware cuts it's wrists |
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<andariel> Strangest thing happened the other day... I was fucking my girlfriend doggystyle when all of a sudden she turns around and calls me a paedophile! So I just slapped her arse and said 'That's a mighty big word for a twelve year old'.Comment: #na on Utonet
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#56079 (-5/519) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Video> I'm ordering a white DVD burner, on the assumption that it'll work. |
#200 (-5/503) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bocz> ok dood, whatever
<bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal |
#263 (-5/461) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SWM> i hate your fucking pancakes
<SWM> i never eat them
<SWM> "FUCK YOU EAT MY FUCKING PANCAKES" |
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