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#29435 (-4/312) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Joins: SD-Washu (~washu@12-225-223-206.client.attbi.com)
<AlmtyBob> did you know that SD-Washu's host mask is an anagram for "Cock sucking jewbag"
<AlmtyBob> if you're allowed to use letters more than once |
#30276 (-4/394) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+T2k2> hehe
<+T2k2> the shit session sometimes sucks
<+T2k2> cuz i have to use the shower
<+T2k2> to clean it off.
<+T2k2> :(
<@The_Miker> lmfao
<@knightmar> lol
<+T2k2> i mean i have so much ass hair
<@knightmar> dude
<+T2k2> that it would take half a roll
<+T2k2> or a shower
<@knightmar> wax it
<+T2k2> i prefer the shower
<@knightmar> lol
<+T2k2> sometimes i get too much bile
<+T2k2> and its like acid on my ass
<+T2k2> its only after i eat pineapple
<+T2k2> so i dont
<@knightmar> have u ever farted in the shower but accidentally pooped
<+T2k2> ROFLComment: #GTAForums on GamesNET!
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#30370 (-4/286) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
suicidal general: and why the fuck did u just say "non-ascii compliant letters" it makes you sound like a guy with low self esteem who needs to prove hes smart by using technilogical words, while any confident person (no matter what intelligence) would just say "wtf was that" |
#30498 (-4/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(@ouchies) that chick gave me a weak helmet nem
(@ouchies) what did you get
(@mason) i got a semi decent wand
(@reds`) that sounds so bad
(@mason) :) |
#30537 (-4/270) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ryano> i think i sprained my thumb last night
<ryano> my left alt thumb :(
<ryano> alt tab now brings nothing but pain
<ryano> pain in my z-orderComment: #lost
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#32062 (-4/322) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Josho> three trips to school in one day is three too manyComment: #geekissues
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#32063 (-4/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* iSycho (~Zack@nh-ipswich1b-236.lndnnh.adelphia.net) has joined #ramen
<iSycho> i forgot what i was going to say |
#32735 (-4/434) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sp|afk> communism doesnt work
<sp|afk> the USSR proved that to the world
<HrdwrBoB> ...
<HrdwrBoB> works for china
<sp|afk> yeah but they are just gooks |
#32904 (-4/408) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<LooKooM`> yep ftp is crappy for 0-day appz and mp3, imo |
#32954 (-4/432) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<puppet> What do you call a black man in a suit and tie?
<swift> I don't know.
<puppet> The defendant.Comment: #Chatterz on DALnet
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#12092 (-5/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<luther> Here's what I got for those sXe fuckers, I am eating Chili and Fritos while smoking a Newport and drinking a beer. And soon I will mount my girlie.
<luther> I am gonna paint an X on her back with my semen.
<NcroSanct> even worse would be doing that to your girl and two of her friends |
#12196 (-5/408) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Swanson> dude i got a dell |
#17837 (-5/338) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Pete^> I
<Pete^> accidently
<Pete^> :)
<Pete^> married
<Pete^> a guy
<Pete^> ;p |
#20462 (-5/421) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[GSF]PippinZ> I teach maths and english |
#20645 (-5/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<D3adlode`ViceCity> No.. it's a roleplaying night in some club
<Neodymium> Wow, I'd love to play paedophile
<Neodymium> I could go with some little model of a kid strapped to my waist |
#24391 (-5/237) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Evil_One> you know you're a geek when instead of repeating something in detail on irc
<Evil_One> you send an md5sum summary instead :/ |
#24830 (-5/325) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DivX> pretty cool, my brother bought it for $800, spent $4500 on it and sold it to me for $1500 with rego
<DivX> the paint job is ok, just has white flecks through it
<DivX> the bonet, roof and boot have the flecks due to my sister inlaws cousin doing a bodge job |
#27901 (-5/409) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MagicCow> I hate people who think that being gay should give them special rights.. it's not like they are women, or black.. who were unfortunately born wrong.. they made a choice to be stupid faggots. |
#28529 (-5/293) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<phreakinb> holy shit
<phreakinb> that was awesome
<phreakinb> best thing i have ever done
<phreakinb> i just had sex :P
<dentonj> you're joking right?
<nasshi> hahahaha
<phreakinb> hell no
<phreakinb> not long tho.. she was a virgin tooComment: Virgin Sex
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#29118 (-5/313) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Jordash is now known as PolicemanJ
*** Signoff: PolicemanJ (Killed (sprint.austnet.org (Banned from AustNet: You are not a police representantive of any kind. Please choose another nickname.)))Comment: #animeunsw on Austnet
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#29245 (-6/584) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ToiletDuk> ultimate porn movie = an 8 year old girl with a penis, tied up and being whipped by a midget, letting a dog shit and piss in "her" mouth while a person positions a corpse to straddle "her" while the girl vomits |
#29277 (-5/2839) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Gridle> i eat bullshit |
#29279 (-5/3851) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Gridle> Mahjong and Nicola make my zits all hard and puss filed! |
#29286 (-5/501) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
TheOffspring326: man some black guy called while i was workin at Dominos earlier
TheOffspring326: and he was like
TheOffspring326: "Yo, what kinda specials yall got goin on up in there"
TheOffspring326: i was like... "we have the Negro special.....which is basically like a regular pizza except its covered with crack cocaine and stolen property |
#29401 (-5/409) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
lunacrow: what's red and crawls up your leg?
lunacrow: a homesick abortion |
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