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#301908 (-7/709) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kian> -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ (Explanation of Bipolar Disorder) |
#303942 (-7/243) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<fivre> Hello ladies. Look at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now look at mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Now back at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now back to mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Sadly, it isn't mine.
<fivre> But when it stops using inner-class-scented Java and switches to JDK 7, it could smell like mine.
<fivre> Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in an IDE, with the code your code could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a lambda expression, with two arguments of that type you love.
<fivre> Look again: the lambda is now a method reference!
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, Employee#isPartTime);
<fivre> Anything is possible when your code smells like fresh new JDK 7 hotness and not inner classes. I'm on a horse. |
#307703 (-7/79) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots.
<yonkeltron> Peng: yeah, best to wipe the wd-40 off your whore mouth before coming into the officeComment: #prgmr on freenode
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#310741 (-7/119) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Bruno: Brogue is a fun little roguelike
Bruno: It's like a roguelike with everything superfluous stripped out
Wizard Lachesis: so basically a title screen and then you press enter and it goes directly to the "you're dead" screen |
#19250 (-7/345) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Anthrax_Victim_7> Mark: do me a favor and put on a thong with big targets around your titties and tuck your cock n sac into your legs and shave ur pubes into a V like u have a CUNT then walk into your parents room and 5 in the morning or whenveer theyre deep asleep with vasoline greased all over your body and turn on there lighjt and scream at the top of your lungs and let your bowels spew the HUGEST diahrrea shit |
#27886 (-7/449) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* BLACKDUDE (~ihateyou@ip68-102-88-243.ks.ok.cox.net) has joined #pain
<BLACKDUDE> hey yall
<BoxingNun> black dude?
<BoxingNun> why dont u take that computer back to the nice white people u stole it fromComment: cute?
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#27961 (-7/563) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ripper> I told u I was hardcore |
#28350 (-7/501) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<esc0^s0n> she sucked my dick, i busted upon her lips n tits a little splater'd in her eye i said watch the kids ill be back in a min just gotta handle some biz i got that bitch wrapped tighter around my finger then 16 year old virgin pussy lips |
#30524 (-7/365) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Wussie> I've got you on my voicedial under "Ugly"
<Luukskywalker> Shiittt
<Luukskywalker> You Suck
<Wussie> Nah, bored @ school |
#27175 (-8/366) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Quiz0r> {Moxquizz} What is the Topic on channel #1,00 ?
* Parts: BScorp^aw (chsc@***************) |
#34256 (-8/418) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Rainman> i love licking the arshole
<MytMowse> that's so gross nig
<Rainman> im serious
<Rainman> i girls asshole is nice n clean
<MytMowse> hope you get ecoli |
#37738 (-8/326) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* helinem holds up a gold watch on a chain, and swings it back and forth in front of Jinn. "You are feeling sleepy..."
* Jinn eats the watch.Comment: #LiveYiff
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#43359 (-8/272) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@wwmrtww> forwarding ports is so easy
<@wwmrtww> its nice how it forwards based on the computer name registered in the router, rather than ip, so i dont have to change stuff when the pnas get messed up
<@blazemore> heh
<@blazemore> i read "forwarding ports" as "pounding out farts"Comment: #ramen
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#48067 (-8/370) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ALGORYTHM> qdb are as quote eliteist and facist as bash. only 100 times fasterComment: #e107
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#10672 (-8/356) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nexstar> What's Sonic the Hedgehog? |
#120221 (-8/446) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@nici> all canadians give a fuck about american politics
<@Biff_> i don't give a fuck about american politics
<@itai> you should because we make your decisions for youComment: #**** efnet
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#302372 (-8/426) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> But these are 300/350/400V
<fahadsadah> I have enough to kill someone here
<fahadsadah> And I need to hurry with the soldering
<fahadsadah> April Fools is tomorrow |
#304173 (-8/134) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FaithPvP> God loves trolls.
<FaithPvP> That's why He invented bridges.
<FaithPvP> And noobs. |
#118051 (-9/909) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Brandino> It'd be funny
<Brandino> if black people decided to play SC
<Brandino> and ended up being better than the korean's
<Lokanas> Impossible
<SprtJuice> Black people can't even take care of their own families, so what makes you think they can micro manage a base + huge armies? |
#145154 (-9/365) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Brunn> The drunk/pillhead/pothead fucktard that doesn't like my satanic/white power music because he's "christian" |
#302460 (-9/47) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Trillkott> I've been screwed alot in life, but to only have 6 episodes of season 2 of Southland has to be the worst ever to be honest...
<@eFinger> yeah, im thinking kids living in Rwanda
<@eFinger> are thinking the same |
#33985 (-9/465) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<splice> blacks have a culture? i thought they just beat people
<Berzerker> their culture is to be loud and ignorant as possible in movie theatresComment: #ramen
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#32549 (-9/511) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Cloud02> heh. im connection to various networks and doing a /whois on Gothic_CatGirl XD |
#18324 (-10/754) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: you awake yet?
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: bleh on you
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: up!
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: -(
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: =( |
#31087 (-10/604) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
http://counter-strike.zeldapower.com/xtremeradio/jackal-bestprank.mp3 |
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