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#310745 (-18/94) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<powersurge> someone at work is having a breakdown
<powersurge> he's about 70% sure someone took his mousepad
<powersurge> but 30% unsure if he even had one to begin with |
#310981 (-17/163) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<froggey> oops
* froggey hopes that didn't break anything
<froggey> FUCK
<scgtrp> you managed to set a network card on fire, didn't you
<froggey> basically
<froggey> my test machine has no power button, so I've been poking the on/off header with a screwdriver
<froggey> I missed |
#182244 (-19/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<tyger> mushroom mushroom?
<jeff> SNAKE! |
#185553 (-19/67) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<scalar> I just found the platic bag that my ex-girlfriend used to keep my first gray hair |
#300465 (-19/103) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Meta> MidComMobile: Hey, I'm moving back to the coast
< Meta> I'm going to study
< Meta> And I'm going to start over
* ProfessorBacon removes his pants |
#305320 (-19/673) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(While discussing the Amy's line of organic food products...)
Jesse: If I ever met Amy, I would kiss her full on the mouth.
Carrie: Would you stick your tongue down her throat?
Jesse: Yeah, and probably come back up with a delicious vegan burrito.
Carrie: That seriously made me want to puke.
Jesse: If you were Amy, you'd puke up delectable organic vegan soup.Comment: Amy's food products
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#307870 (-20/152) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shanty> are there secret handshakes involved in worshipping your balls?
<CB|MC> no
<CB|MC> you just cup them
<collin> lift and tickle. |
#201076 (-22/142) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Foxhill> i like everyone else to get married so i can sit here grinning that i'm not
<Foxhill> 'oh you had to cook dinner for your mother-in-law? i spent the night wanking in front of the internet, you lose' |
#188054 (-23/131) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<amorph> whats your girlfriends ass got in common with a 9V battery?
<amorph> you know its wrong, but sooner or later youre gonna put your tongue on it :D |
#308877 (-23/137) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tree_Hugger> hey, how do I access to my eternal harddrive? |
#311508 (-23/121) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SirFinkus> woohooo
<SirFinkus> hype as fuck
<SirFinkus> seeing earth in a few hours
<Heads_Up> hahah just look at the ground dude it's right there |
#302242 (-24/330) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tgies> http://qdb.us/101461
<tgies> if you did this irl a multitude of sunglasses would fucking appear on your face and fall all over the place in just a big heap
<tgies> and you would get a fucking special driver's license that entitles you to free chicken wings at any DMV office and the secret menu at arby's
<flamingspinach2> PlaceAtPC common_glasses_01 500
<G-Flex> no
<tgies> no
<G-Flex> don't
<G-Flex> spawnmass hkhangingpig 150
<flamingspinach2> what's that, deus ex?
<G-Flex> yeah
<G-Flex> yours was morrowind, right?
<flamingspinach2> yeah
<tgies> you guys are fucking nerdsComment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org
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#304802 (-25/115) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ryan[WIN]> highway to the dannger zone
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<sole> falling down on netflix streaming <3
<shea|eee> i hope a 23rd century historian-psychologist studies these logs and concludes that we're all suffering from a disorder discovered in the 22nd century called idiot's disease
<wafn> FUCK STICKS.
<shea|eee> ^ EXHIBIT 28 |
#311447 (-24/80) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Crusher> when I invited the top dozen or so botnets in here in 1997 it was empty
<tev> Where *did* the bots go?
<Crusher> tev: we opped them all, put them on bitch and the resulting -o+k+b+o... resulted in a network flood that not only completly split eFnet, but also melted blackend's primary router taking down Internet access to half of Arizona for around a week, which caused them to delink from eFnet till 2005 |
#118259 (-25/931) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+zeppeh> i was fucking this chick once and she started crying.
<+zeppeh> she dropped her pacifier. |
#200629 (-28/130) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EternalSailorSaturn> and so i tell my gynecologist, well, you're putting so many things in my vagina, maybe i should charge you |
#295147 (-29/177) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tex> there was an incident a while back where someone threw out a baby
<Tex> ended up in a recycling center
<Lucifer7> what's worse than a bucket of oh hell i've said this too many times
<Tex> in the machines
<Tex> they had to shut the whole place down
<Tex> biohazard nightmare
<Lucifer7> wow
<Lucifer7> their entire operation shut down in an infant |
#304083 (-30/190) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<geeknik> YouTube is infinitely more enjoyable when you completely hide the comments section on every video |
#197814 (-32/104) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jamm0n> when i first cummed i thought i broke my penis
<Jamm0n> i tried to shove the goo back inside |
#307998 (-32/204) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<~HumanNoMore> service hicupd stop
<~HumanNoMore> chkconfig hicupd off
<AlexR> aahhaha... STOP... you're making me laugh more :-( |
#311401 (-32/258) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Optical Disc: My little brother recently got grounded from video games
Optical Disc: He had no clue what else to do so I suggested he play outside
Optical Disc: So he went and just stood there for a while
Optical Disc: And now he's hitting a rock with a stick
Optical Disc: I asked if he's having fun and he said "I don't know" |
#310904 (-33/93) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Phase> what html do function does function calls actually generate?
<Phase> if youcan't tell, i didn't speel welo
<Phase> sleep'
<Xena> can you words that again?
<Phase> well' |
#295045 (-34/116) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Zebe> sudo chballs +mouth urmom |
#310174 (-34/80) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." |
#199365 (-35/97) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<knoeki> :pd: <--- tounge kiss ;_)
<knoeki> or 'french kiss' as the americans may say
<knoeki> in dutch a 'french kiss' is a blowjobComment: #zomgwtfbbq irc.p2p-network.net
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