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#129759 (-4/186) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pthree> oh god, ern was watching some horrible fat person challenge show last night
<Austin> Are you fatter than a fifth grader?
<pthree> it was all i could do to make relatively few sound effects
<pthree> but it was a lot of "NOM NOM NOM" and mouth breathing. |
#302294 (-4/316) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dampeoples> you need to put 4GB of memory in the mini I'm going to send you p3
<pthree> you can't upgrade the ram?
<dampeoples> it required taking it apart past the cover
<pthree> i'm sure you can. if you can take a bra off without looking, you can upgrade some ram
<dampeoples> I have to look at the bra, all my bitches are big tittied, so it takes some precision work
<pthree> dampeoples: you're too polite, the rest of us just call them fat
* ChanServ has changed the topic to: <dampeoples> I have to look at the bra, all my bitches are big tittied, so it takes some precision work |
#306793 (-4/150) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[21:09:49] <Charbile> something tells me we won't see aethereal for months
[21:13:17] * Aethereal has joined |
#309505 (-4/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Rich> what happened to the old [battery]?
<Dave> Â Was losing capacity like the Titanic taking on water.
<Rich> Â So it was gaining capacity and eventually drowned in capacity? |
#310850 (-4/44) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mr-Ben> Man, forgot about theguy finding God. A full week now.
<Samwise> He hasn't found him after a week?
<Mr-Ben> Evidentally not. Probably still looking.
<zompist> one whole week of god. better crack a window...
<Samwise> Man, you can't just look in churches, either.
<Mr-Ben> Some people look at the bottoms of whiskey bottles.
<jacquilyn> You can't find God in the bottom of a whiskey bottle, by the time you get to the bottom, he's already been poured out into the glass... |
#311457 (-4/72) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SlickG> I know like... extremely little about AD
<SlickG> I tried to set up my Raspberry Pi as an AD DC using Raspian Linux.
<SlickG> Trust me that did not end well
<LtBrenton> ...
<SlickG> My desktop took 10 minutes to authenticate a login. Never again fuck that shit |
#184 (-4/510) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<|Chris> you gotta jump on it coke
<|Chris> quick* |
#250 (-4/558) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
n e r d b 5: wait a minute. 'my' b-days on 31 may... lol i was thinking aboiut my uncle hehe
e l i t e m r p: umm how could you confuse your own bday with your uncle?
n e r d b 5: their so close together hehe |
#316 (-4/3418) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DumbBitch> AND
<DumbBitch> wtf am i not quoted on the quotes?
<DumbBitch> i have to be one of the most funniest ppl in this channel :/ |
#837 (-4/380) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<blazemore> puking isn't nasty unless you've got your mouth against someone's vagina and fill them up with your regurgitated lunch
<blazemore> or in their ass and have them shit it back out into your mouth
<AlmtyBob> that's not gross
<AlmtyBob> okay the second one is
<AlmtyBob> that would be the coolest jap scat pr0n ever |
#890 (-4/401) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<EFX> I'm sick of people bashing kiddie porn |
#1406 (-4/378) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** CiXeL (...@pool694-cvx.ds68-ca-us.dialup.earthlink.net) has joined #crack
<CiXeL> Kill the motherfucking curseword kick you pansyass girls use.Censorship blows & I dont want irc turning into a g4y ass aol or purple moon game. I hate to wake you up but this *ISNT* aol & never will be. You will never be allowed to sanitize & pollitically correctize the net. So sure, kick me, ban me, whatever but Im not going away unless you can ban every single combination of ident, ip in my pool or the whole domain earthlink.net.If I |
#1573 (-4/320) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tress> i've erected a level 10 forcefield around my penis |
#2471 (-4/286) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dfd> can someone tell me how fast is a k-line? |
#2892 (-4/311) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FLoBBaSKo> That'd be cool if there was a hermaphrodite that had their dick coming out of their vagina... they wouldn't be able to walk without having an orgasm. |
#4167 (-4/354) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sdr> I hate faggots who diss aol im
<sdr> either you love irc/aim or are into fagtastic drugs |
#7305 (-4/226) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Tezza/#Blit gives up studying
<@Tezza> I'm fucking anyways
<@Tezza> *fucking/fucked
<@|ian> SURE THING!
<@|ian> =D |
#7318 (-4/364) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dae> "my dixie wrecked" say it slowly now |
#7464 (-4/304) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Poltergeist21> I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the ass!!
<Poltergeist21> Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against their teen asses..yum yum!1
<Charlesowns> Dude, i said that ten years ago! |
#7670 (-4/324) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(SC__AT): 79. What's a disk of gas orbiting a star of black hole called?
(_uaioe): motardo's fart |
#8598 (-4/326) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[T]ANGo> I fear that Tech Knight would not pass through a metal detector unnoticed.
<Crashie_> and he has no hobbies :)
<Filly-O-F> apart from masturbating furiously into fistfuls of his own feces |
#8768 (-4/345) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<wokness|homework> Without the powers of Vi ---> (Me: "Cute girl with you go out with me?" Her: "No.")
<wokness|homework> With the powers of Vi ---> (Me: Cute girl will you go out with me?!" Her: "Yes.") |
#9264 (-4/254) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[02:21] * ekum is away, sleep [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
[02:21] * ekum is away, work [log:OFF] [page:OFF] |
#10101 (-4/270) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** [ED]znapz` (~znappe@enslaved.nu) has joined #dead-presidents
<[ED]znapz`> but..
<[ED]znapz`> I want @
<[ED]znapz`> suck cock
*** [ED]znapz` (~znappe@enslaved.nu) has left #dead-presidents |
#10477 (-4/294) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jej> WHY ARE YOU HAVING AN INDUSTRIAL MUSIC PISSING CONTEST. |
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