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<Taskman> fuck u
<Taskman> oops
<Saoshyant> ......
<Saoshyant> ....
<Taskman> not u, i meen u |
#42170 (-3/307) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dribblemandan> do you work at Subway by any chance?
<BabiGirlBlazzin> No, I dont why?
<Dribblemandan> Cause you just gave me a footlong!!! |
#42229 (-3/165) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@D1-> my therapist called this kid a faggot in session.
<@D1-> of course it was an exercise but you knowComment: #geekissues
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#42250 (-3/285) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Gnar> 64bit means you can run on two screens?Comment: #hardware on efnet - submitted by RuKK
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#42611 (-3/401) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<zakenayo> Saeba: she was only a couple of months old when I lost my virginity...Comment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
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#42612 (-3/391) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Gabriel> I like women who've had their breasts surgically removed
<Gabriel> I think it makes them look youngerComment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
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#43089 (-3/273) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<splice> god was nice enough to provide a safe little nook for my cockComment: #ramen
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#49543 (-3/267) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
TennisJump: how do the girls work so much?
G0T Y0U LAST 21: they force themselves to believe they will get a zit on their nose if they dont do it
G0T Y0U LAST 21: and that would be the death of their social life
G0T Y0U LAST 21: which, in working so hard, they end up destroying anyway |
#52091 (-3/453) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<snow> it's no surprise that "mixin it up" has the same number of syllables as "sucking some cock"Comment: #geekissues
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#55678 (-3/347) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Bendite: A Holocaust is never funny.......unless you are killing clowns. |
#59548 (-3/367) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<buffalo> i shave with an electric razor because using a normal razor i get awful razorburn as a result
<buffalo> i was shopping at walmart today and saw the gillette fusion razor and figured "hm, maybe five razors would help"
<buffalo> just shaved a few hours ago, and now i remember why i use a goddamn electric in the first place.
<buffalo> i put some lotion on my face to help the itching, but it had alcohol in it and made my chin and neck ten times worse
<buffalo> it's like somebody took smallpox, acne, mosquitoes and chicken pox and unleashed hell on my chin
<DietBob> So I guess you could say, you've got smacnequitopox? :)
* buffalo groans |
#59549 (-3/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Hivemind> How many outsider HD do you reckon God would have?
<@DigDug> HD?
< Hivemind> Hit Die
< Hivemind> D&D joke?
< Hivemind> -_-
<@Rjx_> he probably has none
<@Rjx_> because he's not an RPG nerd
<@Rjx_> like youComment: #geekissues
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#33308 (-4/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@dekkon> i went camping in amys front butt once
<Blingo-> hehe
<issuez> he, he also climbed mt boobius |
#34027 (-4/470) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<fc9k> right
<fc9k> y'all know what time it is
* fc9k is now known as fc9k|CS
<fc9k|CS> thats right, biatch. |
#34061 (-4/328) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Lizzyw07: hey
Lizzyw07: could u do me a favor
Lizzyw07: and call this number?
Lizzyw07: no one will answer
Gamers Advanced: no.. i have no long distance
Lizzyw07: it will just say thank you for voteing for contestent #4
Lizzyw07: it wont be long distance..
Lizzyw07: its for american idol
Gamers Advanced: no thanks :p i don't want to do american idol its agesnt my religon.
Lizzyw07: =( |
#34229 (-4/344) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<herbman> my brain dont need washing anyway.. its *clean* mother fucker, *clean*!Comment: #ramen
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#34845 (-4/342) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<S_R> I feel like the pope
<S_R> At the pinnicle of my Choir boy molesting days |
#36332 (-4/182) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<splice> i'm trying to see how many lines of moronathon i can provoke with a single line of text
<splice> i'd say 10 is a good number, personally |
#37312 (-4/206) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<samako> my school's 69% white, 69% asian, and 69% pregnant |
#37741 (-4/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Cybil> BEHOLD MY POWER!
* Cybil makes toast.
<Pelican> Noo! She's torturing that poor bread!Comment: #LiveYiff
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#48084 (-4/362) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<big_rig> so like, i finally figured it out that to look hard and cool, i need to get an ear peircing. so i got one on my right ear and now everyone thinks im a fag. is the right ear really the gay side? i thought it was the left??? |
#49936 (-4/398) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Meghan> I think my bad coding gives away my sex :P
< pr3d4t0r> Meghan: What's your gender? Indian? |
#50722 (-4/400) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Cinsu> I'm 12...going to college would be odd.
<@Grodus> o_O Geez, 12 years old?
<@Grodus> Fresh from the tit, are we?
<@CFX> ROFL
<@Zero7> XD XD XD XD XD
<Cinsu> What the hell?Comment: #samus.co.uk IRC chat
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#54222 (-4/362) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@jonathans> dont you hate it when you got a drink and the ice cubes fuse together like two little balls at the bottom of the cup
<@jonathans> now i know how it feels to give a blowjob upside downComment: #geekissues
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#55251 (-4/380) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
callcentermonkey: Fucking Steelers rock
Daleana: fuckers won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daleana: ASSHOLES!!
callcentermonkey: that's an odd way to spell "Champions" |
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