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#32502 (-3/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DrMax> yay
<DrMax> dollaraclip
<voider> ?? yay
<wisebot> voider: yay -> spontaneous expression of joy
#32657 (-3/423) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pulp> Pulp ----> 8=======> ~° ~° ~° ~° ~° D: <--- Pulp
#33371 (-3/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@RoadskiN> how about if i build legos around my penis?.Comment: #svencoop
#33651 (-3/447) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Salomonis> anione noes how to use notepad to edit html?
<hansblix> um?
<hansblix> sure
<hansblix> use these following steps in order
<hansblix> 1) step AWAY from the crack pipe.
<[Piratez]> LOL
<[Piratez]> bash.org
#33915 (-3/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jej> fyi 20% done defagging.
#34130 (-3/439) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Desimat0r> o/  o/  o/  o/  o/  o/  o/  - HEIL
#34228 (-3/369) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gloone> i should throw this fucking laptop out the window :/
<hypr> throw yourself out with itComment: #ramen
#34230 (-3/423) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pantherqs> holy fuck
<pantherqs> worst shit ever
<pantherqs> not a SINGLE fucking solid log
<pantherqs> just a barrage of mini-turds
<pantherqs> its like i excreeded a bunch of smelly m&m's from my cornhole.
#34728 (-3/357) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xodarap> haha, look at this
<Xodarap> All your oil are belong to U.S.
#34975 (-3/461) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> man
<timmo> not only did my dog puke in the house
<timmo> but the dog also SHIT in the house
<kisama> haha he made banana split
#34996 (-3/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lucidia> you have to have the tell tale brown vertical line of masculinity...along with the even more telling yellow circle of strength......on your undies...worn as badges of honor..before you can call yourself a real man
#35280 (-3/421) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<utopian> john madden looks like a flaccid penis
<utopian> and his hands are always bouncing around... I'm convinced they represent the ballsComment: #geekissues
#36129 (-3/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<genitals> who gives the greatest head in the world
<genitals> nick berg
<rolloffle> lol.
#36275 (-4/184) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<scykon> do you know what would be funny? if stephen hawking was giving a speech, then his comp crashedComment: #dcemu irc.cheatlist.com
#36426 (-3/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JaneLame> who the fcuk is nick berg
<JaneLame> the guy britney married?
#36617 (-3/205) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[13:56:45] <Jill> I get to see the ob/gyn today bah
[13:58:07] <Jill> To get a papsmear
[13:58:10] <claudio> be sure to /nick Jill|coochdoctor when you goComment: #blizzhackers on digitox
#37080 (-3/195) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Badtz> the only real question is will the movie actually change any minds.
<Badtz> if he's preaching to the chior, then *shrug*
<var> it may change a few minds badtz
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<Badtz> well will a few be enough.
<DigDug> i doubt it will change that many minds
<var> unfortunately  narrowmindedness among the right
<kitchen> heh
<var> they wont bother seeing it
<Muran> What movie are we talking about? Deep Throat 9?Comment: #geekissues
#37163 (-3/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
J3anyus: what game should i play now that sephiroth is toast
snokalope: Metal Slug.
J3anyus: that doesn't take very long to beat
J3anyus: JUST LIKE MY WIFE
#37201 (-3/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jigga> The forums are slower than a Jew writing a cheque.Comment: #mikernet on irc.mikernet.org
#37673 (-3/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RinCEBrain> I believe I once smuggled a 12-pack in my pants.
#37874 (-3/163) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Mage> scoobiedo FIX ME PLZ
* @Penguin4x4 shoots up Mage with some Ecsatcy
<@Mage> cdkey plz
<@Penguin4x4> Y34H-R1GH-TYOU-N3RD-4SS
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<@Mage> thx
<@Mage> wait
<@Mage> fuck youComment: irc.zirc.org #OA
#37925 (-3/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
mrsaturn42: lol my mom tells me "make sure to lock the doors i dont want any negros breaking in"
wc3 Brewskii: hahaha
wc3 Brewskii: i love your mom, she is a wise person
#38327 (-3/193) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@hobblin> would majoring in art history be something stupid to do?
<bunkahumpa> not my cup of tea, but to each his own i guess
<bunkahumpa> and i just feel 100% gay for saying that
#38340 (-3/215) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bradlos> had a blowout on the highway at 140km/h
<bradlos> no spare
<bradlos> not even my car
#40135 (-3/107) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KArmA-> I've suddenly found myself split into an alternate server universe where this channel is occupied by a couple of nerdly faggots
<KArmA-> billn you used to be so fucking cool
<KArmA-> and then suddenly you bust out with a "borg on Q moment" comment!?
<KArmA-> WTF, over
<billn> I was trying to speak in terms you'd understand.
<KArmA-> I beg to differ
<KArmA-> there was not a single comment about fat chicks
<KArmA-> food
<billn> you ever seen a fat borg?
<billn> no
<billn> just cod pieces and big titties
<KArmA-> my point exactly
<KArmA-> HOW THE FUCK IS THAT IN TERMS I'D UNDERSTAND!?!?!
<KArmA-> I understand beer, food, fat chicks and farm animals
<KArmA-> THATS ALL
<KArmA-> oh, and yahtzee
<KArmA-> but that's it
<billn> ...Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
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