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#14713 (-3/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** CTCP RIMJOB reply from dh-: eating ass rools
#14905 (-3/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** christina19 has joined #teens
<christina19> chatting is gay
#15686 (-3/345) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drGonzo> |     /%      &.&.&|
<drGonzo> | % --    )  .&&&&T|
<drGonzo> |   --       &&&@D.--
<drGonzo> |       ------- -&&&--
* drGonzo problem
#16110 (-3/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<continuum> in the binary bible is the devil marked as 222?
#16389 (-3/302) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bigs-:#rap> what is a good website? im trying to find a picture with someone who has platinum or gold teeth
#16661 (-3/318) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KaiN`> Are you trying to tell me somethig?
<KaiN`> THING
<KaiN`> BLAST YOU N BUTTON FROM HELL
#18507 (-3/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Turbovec> SCREW THE ATOMIC BOMB, I WANT THE FUCKING ATOMIC BONG!
#18740 (-3/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DirtyRedDownSouth> Your a boy
<sometimesibreathe> no.......im a man...
<sometimesibreathe> or a teen
<sometimesibreathe> ....ok......a boy
<DirtyRedDownSouth> For get this Im gone
<sometimesibreathe> what......u dont like boys....are u gay or something
#19642 (-3/243) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jugg[daoc]> i had blue shit after a giant size blue slushee
<Revenge> did you take a pic?
#20021 (-3/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zentrandi> i could have racked in those 12  *ahem year olds
<zentrandi> i mean my Hot Boday would pull those little girls in
<zentrandi> i was at the galleria on sunday with a friend of mine
<zentrandi> and i we were making a body count
<Prozzy> Oh yah you know it, those 12 years olds are really sex fiends. Especially the ones who DONT WEAR TRAINING BRAS.
#20229 (-3/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[09:22:15 PM] <ChOeL> PING
[09:22:18 PM] <Jackson> PONG
[09:22:18 PM] <Jordan> PONG
[09:22:19 PM] <Neo_Genocide_City> PONG
#20293 (-3/222) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Measure> DO U NEED <NuttO> Girls Gone Wild: for men too fucking dumb to get real porn.
<Measure> <Lakitu7> Seriously, that's the most boring porn evfer
<Measure> <Measure> I downloaded some of that stuff and it was all "meh" and I came but I didn't enjoy it.
<Measure> <Measure> It's like fucking a fat chick.
<Measure> oops
<Lakitu7> Submitting yourself to bash.org ?
#21819 (-3/308) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[iop] i was suspended form kewl school, so my ma gets pissed stops bying food untill i go back to school, only thing there is Kraft dinner and whatever is left of the jusie
#23643 (-3/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RedAlert> regulary swearing randomly in a channel.. some people have weird fetishes
#23937 (-3/307) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Claire> Milk + Cookies > Saix
#23945 (-3/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[07:37:46] <@SGR> erm..
[07:37:53] <maz> hi sgr
[07:38:01] <@SGR> hi
[07:38:04] * xboT sets mode: -b bill!*@*
[07:38:04] * xboT sets mode: -b *!*@*.39c049cc.comindico.com.au
[07:38:05] <maz> asl
[07:38:23] <@SGR> -4/Unknown/Mars :)
[07:38:30] <@SGR> u?
[07:38:57] <@SGR> ...
[07:39:19] * aussie_chic (82701004@4e929bd.10eff834.netconnect.net.au) has joined #uk
[07:39:26] * aussie_chic (82701004@4e929bd.10eff834.netconnect.net.au) has left #uk
>>>>>>>> aussie_chic Just joined #HELP
[07:39:28] * aussie_chic (82701004@4e929bd.10eff834.netconnect.net.au) has joined #uk
[07:39:30] <@SGR> U got something agasint us martians?
[07:39:31] <@SGR> huh ?
[07:39:35] <aussie_chic> hi all
[07:39:38] <@SGR> hi :)
[07:39:44] <Amy> hi
[07:39:47] <aussie_chic> asl
[07:39:58] <@SGR> -4/Unknown/Mars
[07:39:59] <@SGR> :)
[07:40:12] <@SGR> this never gets old.
#23975 (-3/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bizznatch> hot steamy gooey jizz
<AngelPHiSH> FOUR DAYS OLLLD
<Bizznatch> hot cum and sweaty balls
* binary_hero spals bizz
<Bizznatch> ooey gooey squishy gopher guts
<Bizznatch> seagull intestines and a lemon
<Bizznatch> fresh fried cat from your local 7-11
<binary_hero> bizz - im that far desensitized, it doesnt bother me...at all.
<Bizznatch> :)
<Bizznatch> NeoRenegade...
<binary_hero> ok
<binary_hero> thats a step to far
* binary_hero now feels ill
<Bizznatch> :D
#24341 (-3/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Homer_Jay_Simpson> I was just playing counter strike. And I only died once, because I couldnt get into that god damned thing
<Homer_Jay_Simpson> Then it hit me.
<Homer_Jay_Simpson> I had the same problem last night :/
#24419 (-3/267) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alman> dude omfg there's this fag named scott loar at my school
<Alman> he's wanting to date a girl "for a commitment"
<Alman> HAH! what the hell is a "commitment"?!
#25086 (-3/399) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
03:20  * irc_bob lols.
03:20 < iddqd> hahahahaha, you said the l word
Comment: #monoxide on irc.freenode.net
#25214 (-3/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KKR[b0r3d]> i once had a wet dream and was glued to my bed the following day
#25278 (-3/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<z0rk> why do you want this indian so much?
<acid> i want him as a wallpaper, reminds me of something my gf did tonight
#26208 (-3/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Josho> man, i was cruising with this guy last night
<Josho> and some skunk was dead on the road and we all smelled it
<Josho> and my nigga jared starts taking huge snuffs
<Josho> "mmmmm man that smells so good, like real good skunk weed"
<Josho> fucking mexicans
Comment: #geekissues
#26365 (-3/331) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<c-rOCK> thats gay you dont have to do that for a slim jim
#26372 (-3/355) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kisama> that girl looks like brett
<tito> she's cute
<tito> extremely cute
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