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[21:42] *** Mousey changes topic to 'This isn't the best topic in the world........ oh no.......... it's a tribute' |
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<@Drezdar> nah I'm not racist - but I am fully against paying for some foreign fuckface to teach me when I can't figure out what the Habib is saying.
<@Path> ! |
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<GI_Clutch> I made a mixture of BBQ sauce and water and put it in a spray bottle. I sprayed a few cats. They were swarming with flies and other bugs only a few minutes later. It was pretty funny. |
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<Yogurt> Well, I'm glad I went out of my way come to this bustling suburb of Gay City!
<Yogurt> hehe
<Yogurt> hehehe
* Yogurt writes that down |
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popmania7: It would be like some movie thats like this situation. |
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<Garrett> I bought me the best present ever!
<Haras> what did you buy yourself? :)
<el_dulzor> a russian mail order bride? |
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<Nebiros> can i ask about AIDS / STD?
<Nebiros> i had sex with a prostitute 2 days ago.
<Nebiros> i did penetrate her vagina with condom,then time ran out so,i was in a hurry and she gave me a handjob with condom covering my penis.After that i continue to penetrate her vagina.Does this tear the condom microscopically to allow HIV transmission?
<Nebiros> Moreover,after that i pulled my penis out of her vagina to fixed my condom,then it slipped.She then covered my penis with the slipped condom invertedly for 3-5 seconds (it only touches the penis head & part very close to the head).By the time i realized, i re-adjust my condom properly and continue to penetrate her vagina.
<Nebiros> Does this transmit HIV or STD?
<Nebiros> Sorry for my english.Comment: #Demonoid irc.p2p-network.net
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HalfCab: yea. im just printing out project xl
noxonwall: i'm burning it now
HalfCab: burnin wat?
noxonwall: ...the project for excel.
HalfCabx: why?
noxonwall: what do you mean why?
HalfCab: ur burning the movie u made for excel?
noxonwall: yeah?
noxonwall: doesnt that make sense?
HalfCab: why would u put ur project on fire? |
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<Guess_Who> Back in my day speaking Spanish was liable to get you a 12-gauge blast to the face and your stinking carcass thrown in the Rio Grande |
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< cunt^chocula> I think there will be Michael Jackson sightings the way there are Elvis sightings now |
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<Doorslammer> My idea of fun is prank calling the nearest IT company
<Doorslammer> And asking if an I.P. Config is there |
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<DrSunglass> Hmmm, what does the >%< emoticon stand for?
<kamakazi> ...seimese pacman? |
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<molesto> damn, i submitted "black pride" to oxymoron.com and they didn't accept it
<molesto> :( |
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*** Joins: Xelix (gamin@k56-32.greene.xtn.net)
<Xelix> Greetings.
<Xelix> I am Dan, Jedi Knight.
<Xelix> I have come to discuss something with any of you.
<Xelix> I shall return at another time.
*** Parts: Xelix (gamin@k56-32.greene.xtn.net) |
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<MASTERR_4_SLUT_GIRLZ> i need a slut girl as my sex slave as i have pics of scenes i have in mind. apply on ur kneels with atleast ur topless pic. |
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(alan_the_gerbil) damn, ebay don't have a penis section |
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<spinner2019> i've got an error msg no such file 'file.mp3'
<Mutt-Away> Spinner: That's because the tidal winds in Africa are continental. |
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[23:24] *** Now talking in #nasa
[23:24] *** Topic is 'we get higher than any of you fools.... ;) | i DO NOT give ops in this chan. end of story.'
[23:24] *** Set by rags on Fri Jul 05 16:21:59
[23:24] *** rags sets mode: +o Deth` |
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<Hempy> i said the funniest thing today
<Hempy> iwas quite impressed by my own wit
<Hempy> my mum was bitching to me about how i smoke to much weed and how i have no motication and i go
<Hempy> "fuck... i have motivation... do you think its easy getting up to go to the tinny house in the morning?~"
<Hempy> thats what i said
<Hempy> and it was funny
<rhythm> guess u had 2 be there
<rhythm> or not. |
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<Compn> i have an acoustic guitar or whatever the non electic ones are called |
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<Laggur>awwh man sorry to hear that your grandpa died
<MrKank>I will never forget his last words...
<MrKank>"Mah ovaries be da bomb shizzle homie, old skool style" my grandfather said before he passed.
<Laggur>Tru dat. |
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<^_-> DICK SMELLS LIKE PICKLES.
<^_-> PARTIALLY BECAUSE OF THE DRIED SEMEN.
<Funk> My dried semen doesn't smell like pickles
<Funk> :/
<Funk> It smells like bleach
<^_-> THAT'S WHAT MINE SMELLS LIKE WHEN IT'S WET
<^_-> IT'S LIKE BLEACHY-CHLORINE
<Funk> That was my excuse for jacking off in the swimming pool
<Funk> "But I thought it would make the pool cleaner :( :( :("
<wildkarrdex> THAT WAS YOUR COURT DEFENCE?
<wildkarrdex> YOU COULD HAVE CLAIMED IT WAS AN INVOLUNTARY SPASM
<Funk> An involuntary spasm that made me hold a 6 year old underneath me for the duration? |
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<TeamXtrem> i must suck
<Ly> TeamXtrem, you would know how it works :) |
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<zombie-x> nothing wrong with a little punanny in yer fuckin mouth
<zombie-x> suck that clit like a fuckin tequila worm |
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<antivert> flah. semen's nasty.
<antivert> except.. on nachos.. |
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