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#11189 (-4/376) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bertle> i smell gay |
#11605 (-4/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+sephiroth4ever> you know that shit that mimicks the pregnancy cycle of women?? i think it's fucking gay ass retarted shit..but that's just me |
#13724 (-4/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<djmax> temptress, But then I started seeing that the left was more interested in handing out fish to the poor, than teaching them how to catch fish themselves.
<Temptress> djmax: You are moron #1 |
#13922 (-4/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Goonigoogoo] So Neuro, what have you been up to?
[tate] How's Alaska?
[Goonigoogoo] really?
[Goonigoogoo] you don't say [tate] Wow.
[tate] I never knew that.
[Goonigoogoo] yeah, those bears will do that
[tate] Sorry about your grandmother, though.
[Goonigoogoo] no, no. It's statuatory rape when they're underage |
#14554 (-4/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fsdf> I DONT CARE I DONT LIKE TALKING TO NAZIS
<fsdf> ESP. JEWISH NAZIS |
#14782 (-4/360) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<luqin> DO NOT CALL PEARLJAM CANDYASS
<luqin> OR I WILL CHECK YOU INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL
<luqin> ON THE CORNER OF JABRONI DRIVE
<luqin> AND KNOW YOUR ROLE BLVD. |
#15781 (-4/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<UKchaos> most semen swallowed: michelle monhan had 1.7 pints puimped out of here stomach in La july 1991. |
#17222 (-4/379) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cX> I LIKE BLOOD TRICKLING FROM MY PLANK SHAPED RECTUM
<cX> THATS WHAT I LIKE
<cX> CUZ IM A MERICAN
<cX> FROM MERICA |
#18306 (-4/366) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<alpaca> n0 on3 c4n hax0r m3, 1 hav3 t3h w1n XP f1r3wal1!!@#
<r0x0r_j00> O HAHA WINXP IS TEH GAY FLOWARPOWAR OS!! HAHA
<r0x0r_j00> WINXP EXRTA POOP!~ |
#18633 (-4/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*01:09* <@y2w6z8z2k> www.Kev_does_donkeys.co.uk/up_the_batty.htm :D
*01:09* <@y2w6z8z2k> has a nice ring to it :D |
#19545 (-4/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cornbread> Fear my cock of +12 inch
<Grif> That's a pretty big rooster. I'd be scared.
<Grif> In fact, I'm scared that this giant rooster is on its way to kill me right........ now. |
#19806 (-4/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- Assasins [Assassin@HSE-London-ppp3509865.sympatico.ca] has joined #linux
<Assasins> when i reboot linux
<Assasins> it tells me to enter password and login
<Assasins> how can i enter graphic linux?
Shadur> Assasins: ....... Congratulations. I'm pasting this log and saving it to a webpage for all my friends to laugh at hysterically.
<Assasins> Shadur: yes yes you stupid nerd go suck a dick and hack into ppl
-!- Assasins was kicked from #linux by Shadur [Bye now.] |
#20436 (-4/314) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ri-G0d> well, I'd rather suck a cock, then fuck angelina jolie |
#21162 (-4/473) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(mattmoo) wot do you call a hundred black ppl in a field?
(mattmoo) the good old days |
#21574 (-4/273) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chris> Dreamweaver wont open grrr
<chris> Vbox error "Failed to initialize security client. Error code 103"
<InvisableMan> dreamweaver is for fags
<InvisableMan> oh.. nm |
#21973 (-4/343) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* BigD slaps BigD around a bit with a large trout
<SirKarls> hey bigd seems like u are bored
<BigD> yes]
<SirKarls> do u know www.bash.org ?
<BigD> no
<Black_Raven> i do
<Black_Raven> its funny u may like it
<Black_Raven> ur a racist right D?
<BigD> of course
<SirKarls> lol
<Black_Raven> click Bottom for jokes u would like |
#22379 (-4/381) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<broken> PARENT NOT KNOW WHAT KID DO AT NIGHT. WHEN AT NIGHT KID GO OUT GET HIGH TAKE WOMEN DRIVE CAR DRINK BEER, AT NIGHT KID ARE IS BE BAD, AND PARENT NOT EVER KNOW! HOW DANGEROUS THIS LIFE BE! BE CAREFUL OF KID AT NIGHT! |
#23885 (-4/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Gadgetguy says:
you ever feel like fate's fucking with you?
Silverfox says:
Hmm?
Silverfox says:
No, not really.
Silverfox says:
That might be pleasurable.
Gadgetguy says:
... |
#26284 (-4/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@niko> vox : i have inadvor zim for u when u want?
<@vox> is it on ur laptop?
<@niko> no, its in that media form call 'cd's
<@vox> bring d cds to me whenevr
<@vox> lik 2morrO
<@niko> k
<@vox> lt
<@vox> m 2 bz 2 typ all lttrz
<@vox> bz bz bz
<@vox> u r not imprtnt enuff 4 all lttrz
<@niko> ur a fag |
#26366 (-4/318) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hatter> I've smoked out of a maglite before
<Hatter> beat that
<reppy> I've smoked out of a 3 liter bottle. :/
<BlackDeth> i've smoked out of an aborted fetus |
#27972 (-4/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<teferi> Argh, ate a bowel of ramen and I'm still famished |
#28634 (-4/330) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Sarah Barran: pron juss sux
Sarah Barran: dass all der is to it
[Piratez]: you can say that to the chicks in the movie
[Piratez]: its just pure sucking well the movie that is
[Piratez]: *cough
Sarah Barran: ROFL |
#29000 (-4/468) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> the size of a nose in the jewish community is a determining factor of how much of your family's gold and diamonds you could stuff up your nose in the event of a nazi invasion
<clay> it shows who's going to come out a winner, and who's going to come out soapComment: the #lost qdb was better :(
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#29079 (-4/314) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KentuckyFriedChildren!rdthdr@65.234.179.222> whats a good firewall?
<+fuz!fuz@dialup-209.245.199.177.Dial1.Houston1.Level3.net> winamp
<+hamish!hamish@localhost> hahComment: #hacker on dalnet
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#29269 (-4/350) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IngMeme> Victor Mancini is a ruthless con artist. Victor Mancini is a med-school dropout who's taken a job playing an Irish indentured servant in a colonial-era theme park in order to help care for his Alzheimer's-afflicted mother. Victor Mancini is a sex addict. Victor Mancini is a direct descendant of Jesus Christ. He realizes his heritage and that he can preform miracles with nothing but his mind because he was cloned from DNA from the foreskin of Jesus Christ. So he tries to miraculously cure his mother of Alzheimers. While he's waving his arms over her she chokes on chocolate pudding and dies. |
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