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#10481 (70/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jej> i need to "find" a copy of q3a for os 9/X too.
<jej> and wolfenstein.
<Toast> I need to "find" a copy of "your mom" for "my wang"
<jej> ":("
<cj_> "hehe" |
#12339 (70/221) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TommyLee> what site?
<Dan`> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/
<TommyLee> you donated 3.00 ?
<Dan`> no
<XG3> fuck i did
<XG3> i thought it was mandatory |
#14569 (70/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Baby_Gurl16> Does any one here have a thousand dollars i could borrow to bail my boyfriend out of jail with if so please msg me |
#16589 (70/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<azrael69> <----retarded
<madman`> true---^
<FlipMo> azrael69: pics plz |
#16655 (70/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Crono> hey guys, wanna hear a joke?
<Dogmeat> Daikatana!
<Crono> My punchline, jerk. |
#16692 (70/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JCDenton> i wasn't flooding............
<JCDenton> i was sharing |
#16708 (70/284) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vile-> i need to take a shit
<Vile-> im going to go in my cats litter box
<Vile-> and my mom will go up stairs
<Vile-> and see a huge long shit in the litter box
<Vile-> and be like wtf |
#16990 (70/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
TallyHoTheZebra: i love fire
TallyHoTheZebra: if i could have sex with it, i would |
#23965 (70/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs DeF Div 3
([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs DeF in Division 3
([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs DeF in Division 3
(@zapp) stfu kthx
(@zapp) dont spam
([CoP]Torn) who's kthx ? |
#31004 (70/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kasidori> my stepdad wouldn't let metake a piccy for this reason: You may think you know your bestfriends, but profit prevails all! They will take the picture of your head and put it on a naked body and sell it on E-bay. |
#31093 (70/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bil`> everytime i go into my closet i have to stand on my bed
<KArmA-> I figured you just stayed in the closet all the time |
#32943 (70/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[WorkDeed] bahahaha
[WorkDeed] I just heard someone say "I measured the thermal conductivity of one of my loogies and..."
[KArmA-] isn't Berkley cool?Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
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#37037 (70/200) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sellfone> FUCK U TV
<sellfone> im sitting here
<sellfone> eating steak
<sellfone> with A1 all over it
<sellfone> and they fucking show a tampon commercial |
#37441 (70/190) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@g> ive been cleaning my room on and off all day
<@g> got rid of like 6-7 bags of trash :x
<%Luffy> I've been thrusting all day...beat that ?.?
<@g> i dont want to beat anything of yours o.o |
#37503 (70/160) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<everest-> seems your most effective method of contraception is your personalityComment: #geekissues
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#38099 (70/158) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
«JINKY» dark is going for a BA in landscape design
«JINKY» with a minor in janitorial services
«Dark» i already have a masters in landscaping
«Altair» yeah me too, I've been playing simcity 4. |
#38906 (70/150) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[@Infinity] Let me mention one thing
[@Infinity] don't ever fucking try to cut a power cable that's plugged into the wall
[@Infinity] bad fucking idea
[@Infinity] blew the fuse to the entire house
[@Infinity] and I know what you're thinking
[@Infinity] how the hell is this PC still up
[@Infinity] well let me tell you of this great technology
[@Infinity] it's called APC
::: Quits: Infinity: Connection reset by peer
::: Joins: Infinity
[Infinity] ok
[Infinity] apparently APC's don't last that long |
#38920 (70/220) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
nathan: hehe, one of my roommates is going vegetarian inspired by me
walker: wow
nathan: another point for destroying the world
walker: tell him he's a faggot for me
nathan: lol
nathan: we won't last a week, i bet
walker: yeah I know
walker: gay relationships founded on vegitarianism are always doomed
nathan: fuck I mean he, HE wont last a week
nathan: fuck you |
#40411 (70/218) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fuckerComment: the funniest thing you will read in a while
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#40492 (70/214) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bda> I need a job where I can get laid in the line of duty.
<beady> teacher?
<claws03> grade school?Comment: #geekissues
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#45224 (70/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
nbody2002:If you can read this you may be addicted to the internet |
#46041 (70/150) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lord_Iryn> I once drove a golf cart into a lake
<Aerdan> o.o
<Joan> LMAO
<Lord_Iryn> Honestly, How was I supposed to not drive into the lake while getting into a fist fight with my brother
<Lord_Iryn> I just realised something, there is something seriously wrong with my family
<Lord_Iryn> Seriously he was like punching me in the back of the head and I kept saying, "you mess with the driver, bad shit happens." then I was all like, thats it, and punched him in the gut a couple times
<Lord_Iryn> then like a few seconds later, SPLAHS!
<Lord_Iryn> SPLASH!*
<Aerdan> haha
<Lord_Iryn> I see now, my whole childhood was like one giant episode of Jackass |
#46201 (70/162) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Imperialism32: You know what I just noticed
Imperialism32: Nothing ever fucking happens in South America
Imperialism32: Seriously
Imperialism32: when was the last time you heard about ANYTHING from there?
Imperialism32: I usually forget it exists until I play Risk |
#55138 (70/304) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadeInAustralia> 95% of emos are homosexual
<Pen_Pen> And the rest are female. |
#55762 (70/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hayden> i met a huge redneck at school today
<Hayden> apparently a cow on his grandpas farm was giving birth
<Hayden> and the calf wouldnt come out
<Hayden> so the wrapped chains around its legs
<Hayden> and pulled it out by driving the truck
<Hayden> and broke the cows hips
<Hayden> and then shot it
<Hayden> and they named the calf jesus
<Hayden> how fucked up is thatComment: #machogang on otherside
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