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#30091 (71/299) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Killgunner> Alb is my personal hero
<@Albatross[BTEG]> Your hero is going to go eat spaghetti and get laid
<@Albatross[BTEG]> LaterComment: #bteg, Gamesnet
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#30513 (71/201) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<frostyburn> damn it, there needs to be an auto-formatting script in word that will automatically change all margins to 1.10 inches, spacing to 2.10, font size to 12.5, and intermittently paste quotes from no name fuck faces... because i'm getting tired of turning a 3 page paper into a 4 page paper all by myself |
#33393 (71/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pott> now i'm no big fan of the strokes
<pott> but their new single is good
<Chris[ni]> i dont like the strokes either, and i havnt heard theyre new single, so i will not judge it until i have heard it
<Chris[ni]> but its bound to be shit
<pott> fuck you |
#34050 (71/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gorF> heeh
<gorF> wtf, I spelled 'hehe' wrong
<gorF> AGAINComment: freedom.dreamirc.com, #zebeth
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#37005 (71/221) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Jedi> <@TheZEEness> SHIT ON AN OVEN
<@Jedi> i wonder what kind of amazing stench you could make shitting in an oven and then cranking it up to 450
<@TheZEEness> I wonder if at a certain tempurature, shit starts smelling like flowers
<@Jedi> fly me to your house, i'll shit in your oven...
<@TheZEEness> That sounds like a horrible cover of that Sinatra song
<@TheZEEness> FFLLLLYYYYY me to your house, so I maaayyy shit upon your oven |
#37732 (71/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<danny> How do u get rid of e-mail
<Plog> ...
<Plog> Delete it?
<danny> how
<Plog> Click delete.
<danny> where
<Plog> ... |
#46370 (71/155) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<megaBBq> one time my friends and i were camping in the mountains, one night i went to bed and i woke up at about noon the next day
<megaBBq> i sit up and open my eyes, and i'm staring point blank at this mountain goat
<megaBBq> having been shit drunk the night before, it was a very odd few moments trying to figure out how the goat got in my tent |
#52767 (71/187) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
anotherpadawan42: I just upgraded my web hosting and now have 408 megs of free space
QreepyBORIS: Ooooh
anotherpadawan42: Dude I nearly jacked off looking at the free space pie graph. |
#62028 (71/393) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sonic> nah, for the enterprise and server systems I think, they want to compete with Linux' ZEN
<dtm> oh holy crap.. did i just see a person pretend that a word is a plural and make a plural possessive based on the idea that the end of the sound of the ending consonant SOUNDS like an "s"?
<dtm> this is some kind of recursively regressive anti-grammar
<dtm> what's next? "I'" instead of "my"?Comment: #zsnes on freenode
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#298648 (71/145) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Dave2> h*tp://www wristbands.co.uk/wristbands-textag.htm is the bands, fwiw
< amee2k> wtf? they have wristbands that you crimp onto your arm?
< amee2k> i'd feel like a piece of ethernet cable if they did that on my arm :P
< PeanutHorst> you mean you don't feel like a piece of ethernet cable normally?
< fow> I don't. I only have one male end. I'm actually okay with that. |
#298766 (71/157) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< amee2k> fow: provided i had enough to drink, i'll satisfy your every desire :)
< fow> :o
< fow> amee2k, including the one where Left4Dead works on my laptop through Wine? |
#300860 (71/119) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<spigwitmerdicks> so i had this cool dream where i was in the hospital in a body cast and could only communicate with pen & paper, which for some reason i drew a dick on a paper that i gave back to a nurse. a bunch of a nurses and doctors then gathered around it puzzled by the possible interpretations of what i wanted while i just laughed my ass off cause i just felt like drawing a fucking dick |
#304564 (71/115) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nwg> any experience with drag events in JS?
<Mortchek> well last night I *was* wearing a skirt while coding |
#304603 (70/134) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chroder> sometimes i touch the screen and then click on the mouse at the same time and pretend like its a touch screen. |
#308549 (71/143) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Twinge> Saw the word 'spaghetti' and assumed people were talking about code. Was not disappointed. |
#310401 (71/81) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zavie> Saga_Musix this actually happened when opening my Internet line: "Do you want a phone?" "hmm why not, how much? ok then." ... later: "Please write your name, address, phone number..." "I don't have a phone number." "We need a phone number." "You do realize you are asking me for a phone number to open a phone line?" (embarrased) "yes, it's a little stupid" |
#310576 (71/77) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@kitchen> I logged into yahoo account after probably 100 years of not. got email "unexpected login attempt" even yahoo wasn't expecting me to ever log in again |
#1263 (72/250) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Toll> well lets see. moses was supposed to have lived some 800 years... and had a number of wives... could it be that he died at 75 but looked 800 after haveing lived with more then one
<CBA> Those were dog years. |
#1905 (72/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fustard> oh good god
<Fustard> i was just thinking of something to myself
<Fustard> and out loud i said
<Fustard> 'laugh out loud'
<Fustard> instead of actually laughing. |
#2472 (72/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins? |
#2666 (72/329) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(robb): my father passed away suddenly on thursday, and insted of spending time with him durring his final days i was too busy flooding your gay ass channel cuz you faggots decided to ban me. |
#2893 (72/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> i shit too big
<Berzerker> i clog up the toilet without using toilet paper
<Berzerker> my parents think i use too much
<Berzerker> and im starting to get in trouble for doing it
<Berzerker> i dont wanna tell them "i shit big, sorry" |
#2941 (72/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> the only effect cocaine really has is it makes you want more cocaine :D |
#3452 (72/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Blackmail> I should get a realdoll
<Blackmail> imagine me applying for a loan for that from my bank "yeah, I need a love doll"
<tobdude> LOL
<zerox> I'm sure you could get a realdoll on ebay for half the price
<Blackmail> ew, a used one
<Blackmail> and not made the way I want it either
<zerox> is this the one you want Blackmail
<zerox> http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.html
<aNuBiS-> hahah
<Blackmail> I want a she-he-doll
<tobdude> thats so wrong
<CanOfSpam> We're long overdue for an Oprah doll
<Blackmail> UPS won't take anything that heavy
<CanOfSpam> oh |
#3926 (72/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Panty_HaX0r> how old are you?
<phubuh> 13
<Scofco> I wish I was 13 again, then I wouldn't have AIDS |
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