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#6027 (74/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<bozo> !v
<bozo> *damn*
<fn> "if you were in emacs, you'd be editing by now." |
#6225 (74/241) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AffenJunge> I don't want to dominate women.. I just wish they'd be more eager to dominate me |
#7214 (74/275) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert. Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one massive shove |
#7940 (74/260) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<videogamenerd> a real hacker not a "$kr!p7!3"
<kt> videogamenerd: your geek is showing |
#8511 (74/258) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<dr_rotcod> i wonder if my life sucks cause i jerk off after i pray |
#8592 (74/252) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<halos> i went to lunch with a couple co-workers and before we left they both
+went to the bathroom
<halos> when they came back out I asked, "Who won?" |
#9479 (74/249) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Wynn> I put the 'asian' in 'caucasian' |
#10007 (74/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<rumorf> Any horny ladies from idia?
<micah> Where in the %@!@% is idai?
<dlphoto> It's where idiots are from. |
#10645 (74/245) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@netwerk> the kill i sent to nickop lagged so much that it killed me instead
<@p00mint> HAHAHA |
#10805 (74/266) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
dsp/#nz2600 boggles at chick logic , "i know you're upset with me, and that
upsets me, which is why i'm bitchy at you"
-dsp, nz2600 |
#12327 (74/224) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@madragoran> then i couldn't find the buslogic module
<@madragoran> so i went and recompiled my kernel
<@madragoran> still couldn't find it
<@madragoran> oh
<@madragoran> there it is - BusLogic
<@madragoran> fucking hell
<@madragoran> since when are module names capitalized?
<@madragoran> BusLogic and NVidia think they are hot shit |
#13630 (74/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Robertuybrush> HELLOW, I'M ROBERTUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD!
<Robertuybrush> I JUST WANT TO BE A PIRATE
<FortKeeper> To become a pirate, turn off CAPS-LOCK |
#14019 (74/240) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ion-> at least she has correctly proportioned genetalia
<ion-> within two standard deviations from the mean |
#17946 (74/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Smaointe> giving birth to anything made of glass would be a pretty tricky business |
#19137 (74/253) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[E-vangelist] I was walking through the mall today and everywhere there are
posters advertising Britney Spears brand ROLLER SKATES everywhere
[E-vangelist] I wonder which pharmecutical company is anxiously awaiting the announcement that her cherry's been popped so they can start selling Britney Brand Birth Control pills |
#19206 (74/239) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Corosion> smartass =P
<BBtB> Yes... yes it is
<BBtB> The penis is none to dumb either
<BBtB> in fact all my body parts would be catorgized as "above average" or better |
#20972 (74/236) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Heythere> i've always wanted you
<Heythere> every night, i dream of us in a prison cell
<CommanderStab> That's understandable
<CommanderStab> I've always wanted me too |
#22081 (74/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Juggs> ahaha the funniest shit is when i took 3 e's at once at a lan
<Juggs> and as far as i was concerned i could slow down time |
#24239 (74/262) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TO> ppl think im gay when they first meat me sometimes |
#25330 (74/218) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kethry> Leida, you're more than a trend now
<Leida> what am i now? what can there possibly be above a trend?
<Sensai-Sakiya> god? immortal? person worshiped by all?
<Leida> you are all worshipping me?
<Ibaimendi> I never realized the line between abuse and worship was so thin. |
#26245 (74/236) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Threeboy> i think advertising other channels is like bay employees going into sears and shouting "HUDSON BAY COMPANY NEEDS MORE CUSTOMERS" |
#28318 (74/250) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<spiregrain> the worst thing about irc is that delay between finding the server, and getting logged in. Why does it happen? What can I do?
<spiregrain> the second worst thing is dumb questions like the above |
#31840 (74/318) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jestuh> you know what we don't have enough of?
<jestuh> NORWEGIAN PROGRAMMING QUOTES!
<jestuh> <[Stig]> men er jo lett å se en feil, om det er!
<jestuh> <ZoraX> men prøv "$fp=fopen("linker.txt", "wr");"
<|Chris> wow that's a hilarious quote
<livewireo> APPROVE
<|Chris> definately approve
<|Chris> that's quality
<Infinik> Yes.
<kitchen> i don't get it.
<Infinik> That's cause you have no sense of... something. |
#33676 (74/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<dingle> i look like a huge penis with my head shaved |
#36004 (74/184) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* DannyCat|sleep tries to figure out what video codec his eyes run on.
<quen> danny - a few days ago after I took some painkillers I was getting moire effects on the carpet, so I recommend you don't use that one :) |
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