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<zymurgy> #define NULL NULL /* because I can dammit! */ |
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<quatoria> you shat on your daughter? disgusting pervert.
<Plaid> No, you freak. I puked on her. |
#6206 (75/268) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kadafi:#916> -----------------------------
<kadafi:#916> Welcome to ftp.idsoftware.com
<kadafi:#916> -----------------------------
<kadafi:#916> Connection from 12.246.148.57 logged
<kadafi:#916> You are user 201 of 200 available connections.
<kadafi:#916> IM USER 201 BEYOTCH |
#6716 (75/255) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Foxers has quit IRC (If idiots could fly,Dalnet would be an airport.) |
#6922 (75/237) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<piman> RVD: Whereas the amount of people watching wrestling grows, oddly enough, at the same rate as the people who are 3rd generation welfare recipients. |
#6962 (75/211) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SlapAyoda:#916> felix, do these girls names end in jpg or gif?
<felix:#916> slap: names are insignificant |
#7590 (75/284) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Signoff: iyeoh (Connection reset by peer)}
*** ieyoh has joined #mpeg3c
<iyeoh> WHO EVER PEER IS...YOU FUCKING LOW LIFE BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER OF A RTEENAGE WANKER, BEND OVER SO YOUR HALF FATHER CAN SCREW YOU IN THE ASS TILL YOUR BUTT OOZES FUCKING BLOOD |
#7871 (75/227) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<damnyoure> where did you find that link
<Spoof> google
<damnyoure> and why would you believe something that some ass posted :/
<Spoof> cause he is .edu :D |
#8251 (75/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AnneRobinson^> Do Canadians really like fart jokes for entertainment???
<shagman> fart jokes rock
<shagman> take this classic canadian joke for example
* shagman farts on IEatChildren |
#9091 (75/207) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nomel> i'll have to bring it over later today...we can go for a ride...
<Nomel> its funny stopping fast in front of people...cause there like..oh shit...its a pinto...its gunna blow....but that only works on old people...
<Nomel> cause the young ones dont know what pintos look like... |
#11924 (75/245) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :)
<@tag> no wires, no external power
<@tag> just IS
<@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses |
#13198 (75/221) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[01:05] <Hiyaz> I have my Windows 95 dick from my old Desk top
[01:05] <Elysian`> hmm
[01:05] <Elysian`> win95 dick
[01:05] <magtec> some may call me desperate, but i really don't think i'd want one of those.
[01:07] <MrSparkle> magtec: you never know what kinda virus you could get from a Win95 d....
[01:07] <Elysian`> a STD
[01:07] <Elysian`> Setup Transmitted Disease |
#15730 (75/228) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for AllYour
<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for BaseAre
<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for Belong2Us
* depresso falls over
<depresso> those were actual klines that just poped up on my screen |
#19859 (75/267) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jeff> penguin mints will rot your brain.
<MrFalcon> fine works brain my -- about talking you are what? |
#20268 (75/290) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Torn> WHAT ABOUT WE CHANGE TOPIC, BECAUSE I DON'T GET WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
<Bloodshedder> torn's feeble mind cannot understand what we are saying
<ph`> I agree with torn |
#20395 (75/247) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@PHiZ> "If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family."
<@Riyan|Work> "one eyed mutant children welcome here" |
#21281 (75/254) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
PegLegPete PM: yo
PegLegPete PM: you there?
PolishPWRHaus: yea
PegLegPete PM: come over
PegLegPete PM: we're playing poker
PolishPWRHaus: nice
PolishPWRHaus: what time
PegLegPete PM: when everybody gets here
PolishPWRHaus: so when should i head over
PegLegPete PM: ... |
#22325 (75/268) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<slipvayne> my bro came home while i was wanking
<slipvayne> ah shit
<slipvayne> he brought some friends
<slipvayne> oh god
<slipvayne> i was watching a porno as well
<slipvayne> fuck i hope he didnt see
<slipvayne> OH FUCK
<slipvayne> oh man
<slipvayne> he better not tell my parents
<slipvayne> thats the last time i wear headphones while watching porn
<slipvayne> fuck im off for a shower |
#28664 (75/271) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sight^> crap
<Sight^> I just got a D in spanish today
<Sight^> ever since I gave up drugs my spanish grades has been only D's and E's |
#30539 (75/289) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<stu> if i could sell feet odour, i'd be rich
<jonathans> and aloneComment: #lost
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#31313 (75/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Joins: msft (swi@3155232f.22cbf9e3.client2.attbi.com)
* Gargoyle sets mode: +v msft
<+Mike> oh jeez. Microsoft is in here
<+Mike> y'all hide those corp copies of XP! |
#32095 (75/275) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<peterS> Kneecaps: a 286 is just a bit faster than a 266-MHz Pentium II
<peterS> Kneecaps: but those extra 20 MHz really make a difference sometimes
<Nurbs> peterS: compared to an 8086 it's damn slow, though. but that's almost 8 GHz more, right.Comment: #debian on Freenode
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#32121 (75/285) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pigeon-mirk> if i was davey, my name would be katarina.
<pigeon-mirk> err, not davey
<pigeon-mirk> russian |
#33656 (75/303) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CrazyMYKL> killall cat
<CrazyMYKL> heh, this isn't a terminal
<Brisby> /exec -o killall cat
<CrazyMYKL> i know, it was wrong window tho
* Brisby giggles at CrazyMYKL
<CrazyMYKL> /exec -o echo "killall cat" > ~/curiosity.sh |
#33813 (75/305) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<motolov> why arent the fat girls honest at least
<motolov> like, hobbies: eating, stuffing my face until my colon hurts
<motolov> etc. |
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