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<@psych0sys> i hate those questionable farts where your not sure if your about to experience relief or a massive stream of molten shit |
#40952 (74/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Goremageddon> the funniest thing i did was when we did this cath on an obese lady
<@Goremageddon> i was gonna do an endoscopy thru a urethrea on a obese lady
<@Goremageddon> and i couldnt find her urethra
<@Goremageddon> lol
<@Goremageddon> so i kept shoving the tube in and out
<@Goremageddon> and she started to moan
<@Goremageddon> my friend just said
<@Goremageddon> "oh my god dude"
<@Goremageddon> dude i mean i was trying to do the cath rright
<@Goremageddon> so i kept putting it in and out outta her pussy
<+Fleshing> ROFL
<@iTERATiON> this is making my trip happyComment: #blackdeath-cult
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#41236 (74/164) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sock_Monkee> i used to read choose your own adventures all the time. then i realized how fucking dumb they were
<mog> Sock_Monkee: That's because you're not supposed to read the pages in order, you fucking idiot |
#47237 (74/198) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< twatson> how the fuck are you addicted to effexor
< wkr4k4r> its addictive
< twatson> oh
< twatson> that makes sense |
#53053 (74/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Morton> Joke time.
<Morton> What has legs but can't walk?
<sid> A statue?
<@onix> a table
<Morton> A CRIPPLE! |
#223252 (74/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mondus> Hey everyone.. Are any of you geniuses porting Google Chrome to FreeBSD or are you aware of anyone working on that?
<anxt> we use links
<indigoflux> I use telnet.
<phx> nah, netcat
<phx> telnet parses control characters instead of me, doing a poor job |
#288157 (74/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
sietoba: sorry i did that thing wheres you say one thing but youre thinking of a mother |
#297618 (74/106) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Elleo> we should invent a dance called the Mersenne Twist
<@Elleo> where you just move about randomly
<@Elleo> but with an even distribution |
#298906 (74/184) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vartopia> you're not an alcoholic til you're drinking nail polish and listerine
<vartopia> that you shoplifted |
#300909 (74/178) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Actual Chris: facebook is telling me to write on your wall too
Chaos: wow
Chaos: fuck you facebook
Chaos: everyone knows I'm pathetic just leave it be
Actual Chris: haha
Chaos: "hey, make sure this guy doesn't kill himself okay" |
#306617 (74/90) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Malice> Did I tell you Velox is back home?
<+ark0n> no way sweet
<@Malice> After five years in the deserts of the Middle East, our mother thought he'd want to relax.
<@Malice> So she took him to the beach. |
#307473 (74/124) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sanzh> wouldn't penis math be cockulus
<TheDeleter> Prickonometry?
<Schazer> dongrivatives?
<Jacquerel> arithmadicks |
#307947 (74/126) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pryoidain> So I had this brilliant Idea to patch portage to support Regex....
<Pryoidain> Like..massive regex standard strings
<LtBrenton> @_@
<Pryoidain> and then just for curiosity I ran emerge --search --desc ***
<Pryoidain> This system sounds like a turbine and I've lost a shell >.> |
#309106 (74/90) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zirak> So, I began to install Arch Linux. Had some problem with the booting device, but it happened before, no biggie.
<Zirak> Fixing that problem made a bigger problem. Which made a bigger problem.
<Zirak> Eventually, arch told me "Bailing out, you are on your own. Good luck."
<Zirak> Followed by a kernel panic |
#310229 (74/88) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< wushin> your art is very good
< bagzie> I hate it more and more each day
< wushin> that just means you're an artist |
#310794 (74/84) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<anodos_> good entropy source - leave a newbie with a file open in vi, ask him to exit it, and track all the keystrokes |
#788 (75/307) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(sonique) i'm sensitive
(sonique) i cry at movies
(sonique) i change clothes 5 times before i go to school
(sonique) i also look at little boys with a glint of danger in my eye |
#996 (75/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pioneer`> _raven: you couldnt configure a toilet |
#1906 (75/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(|Chris) CNN (Las Vegas, NV) New York has NOT been bombed. David Copperfield has come forward and stated that, "It was all just mirrors. I'm sorry that it got out of hand. This was just a publicity stunt that went horribly wrong." |
#2517 (75/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hye> sex caffeine and computing power
<tia> hehe
<hye> the trinity |
#2956 (75/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> my chair is starting to smell bad from me farting in it so much
<blazemore> either that or it's the underwear i've been wearing for 4 days |
#3509 (75/225) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rasputin> Episode 1 rocked!!!!!
<Rasputin> Let me rephrase.
<Rasputin> The trailer for Episode 1 ROCKED!!!! |
#3616 (75/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<azmaveth> man u know that is funny as shit 127.0.0.1 is my school ip |
#3887 (75/266) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KNG_SNK> ok i was at work today
<KNG_SNK> and two ppl were missing...
<KNG_SNK> and this guy's office was locked
<KNG_SNK> but i knew there was someone in there... VERY quiet too
<KNG_SNK> so me and some buds went over to the next building
<KNG_SNK> to try to peek in
<KNG_SNK> and man... they were goin at it
<KNG_SNK> but we could clearly see humping action |
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<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me |
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