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#306539* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
My name is Doctor Faps
It's what I like to do
I fap a bunch
Then I fap some more
And then I take a poo |
#306701* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
zoot suit riot
i took a piss in your beer
zoot suit riot
i'll take a dump all up in your hair |
#307053* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
"The memory of the dead is indeed a good remorse." - (Charles de LEUSSE) |
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kl4t8l web20power.txt;1;1Comment: USA
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#307116* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
I know the truth about you;
I know that you eat-a da poo-poo! |
#307136* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
BLAH BLAH BLABBITY BLAH BLAH
I AIN'T HEAR A WORD YOU SAYIN'!
HIBBITY HOO BLAH
IS THAT A TANK TOP OR A NEW BRA?
LOOKS LIKE SNOOP DOGG GOT A FUCKIN' BOOB JOB |
#307200* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
thlmuxru rtupquoc lgactqsnComment: USA
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#307215* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
SAFE BICYCLING. u need to wear a hemite. and have lights on ur bike so at night other cars can see u
SURVUVUNG THE HOT WEATHER u need to wear sunsurne and drink lots and lots of water to say hydra.
SUN AND HEAT EXPOSURE u choked have heat stock and u need to drink lots of water
DISTRACTED DRIVING Boner Boner Boner FACT SHEET if u text and drive u can hit some one and u should die from it. if u drive to fast u can loose control of the car and reck
TEEN DRIVING .if u drink and do drugs when driving u can injusre or kill u or someone eles and if be talking to thenpassger u cn tke ur eyes off the road and hit something
PREVENTING FROSTBITE AND HYPOTHERMIA wear really warm close and make sure u have losts of lotion ok and chopstick so u want get cheap
SURVIVING THE COLD WEATHER make sure u wearwarm colites an make sure u r cove up from head to toe
WATER SAFETY. never leave your kid alone near water and make sure if u kid is older then age 3 they have swimming lessons
CARDIOPULMOPULMONARY RESUSCITATION(CPR) it deals with the heat andd lugs and helps them get oxgen to your body and to them. and if u stop breath after 10 mits. ur chafes of surveying go to 1 in 100
DEVELOP A SAFE EXERCISE Boner PROGRAM. don't execs to much cuz thart can hurt u. make a fun exercise that is fit for u ..and if u cant do it anymore if it hep bad don't keep doin it listen to your body.
HOW TO PREVENT POISONING IN YOUR HOME. never take pills in froth of ur kids and put child proof suff on the crabits so they cant get in them and get suf that can hurt them.
SCHOOL BUS SAFETY RULES never get up when the bus is moving..don't drecte the driverComment: was on a macbook at my school
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#307216* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
iowffbtc helplzoi rwuwclhgComment: USA
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cwvebdpi kmafryol jbhsfgqqComment: USA
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#307305* (?/62) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
NO NEED TO FEAR
OIVALF IS HERE |
#307306* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Emanuele Deriu sei nabbo!!!!!!!
Emanuele Deriu sei nabbo!!!!!!!
Emanuele Deriu sei nabbo!!!!!!! |
#307307* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Glorietta ti lovvo ^_^ |
#307336* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
bpxespoc hbzfhkes krsimmghComment: USA
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#307918* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Let's assume you have a Unix user called pussy. Then you are allowed to
touch /home/pussy
finger pussy
Damn, I love Unix :) |
#307956* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
"I may not always be right, but when I am, I admit it" - Ken Murray |
#307988* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+CloBo> And your wanking up to tones of msgs from me overnight, cos I miss you :(Comment: irc.ukmadzone.co.uk #madzone
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#308115* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* AppleDash is now known as \dev\null
<\dev\null> the windows version
<\dev\null> lol
<aji> XD
<aji> C:\dev\nullComment: #/dev/null Ponychat
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#308150* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
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<Xu_R > ____━━____ ━━╰O-O----O-O |
#308217* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* NekoEd gives Jan a small steel cube as a gift
< Jan> the hell do I do with this
* NekoEd puts Jan into his chair at his desk and puts the cube onto the desk
< Jan> (╯‵Д′)╯彡 ┻━━┻ |
#308275* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<j3susf4n> i was the one who "resurrected" jesus. I hallowed out his body, and then crawled inside of the skin. All those stupid fuckers bought it and now they worship my jesus skin
<j3susf4n> can you believe that
<moobix> well-played, my dear man. well-played. how did you make the assumption into heaven happen? some cheap lighting / dry ice effects?
<j3susf4n> even better, I just vaporized some lsd into the air around me and let everybody trip hardcore for a good hour, and then I went home when I got bored. Everybody thought I floated away
<moobix> what about water into wine? more lsd in the wine, or did you just wait til they were so drunk, they thought everything they drank was wine?
<j3susf4n> the glasses were empty until I poured some wine for them. those shit heads were too ungrateful to notice the 302 B.C Bordeaux that I wasted on them. That was a great year for wine
and they thought I just "magically" turned some tap water into wine.
basturds
<moobix> those sons of bitches... who could not appreciate a bordeaux?! now tell me, was it really just mary sleeping around? everyone's been talking since
<j3susf4n> mary is a whore.
<j3susf4n> she fucked a guy for some bacon, and that's when she got knocked up. she was too embarrassed to admit that she ate some sacred pig that she claimed to have been magically impregnated |
#308434* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TheJayson> pawt what is vagina?
<Pawt> pizza
<TheJayson> lol
<TheJayson> pawt are you gay?
<Pawt> only because my toaster got turned into a world
<TheJayson> LOL!
<Rebel`Princess> whoa
<Rebel`Princess> lol
<TheJayson> hahaha
<Pawt> LooooooooooooooooooolComment: Stupid AI bot, lol
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<Greys> are any of yous good at words?Comment: ROFLMAO
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You know, contrary to popular belief, no one owes you anything. - Alison BuckComment: Say it loud, say it proud!
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