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<graphitemaster> just give up already you quitter
<matthiaskrgr> Beim Rennen wurde ich dritter
<@divVerent> in die Semmel biss der Kater
<matthiaskrgr> Doch das Semmel gehörte dem Vater
<@divVerent> nunc est finis, aut theater
<matthiaskrgr> french?
<@divVerent> latin
<matthiaskrgr> eh
<graphitemaster> nunc est looks latin :P
<graphitemaster> nunc is now right?
<@divVerent> yes
<@divVerent> "now it's over, or theatre"
<graphitemaster> so, now is the end of the play?, the end of a theatre is now
<@divVerent> probably it's over now
<graphitemaster> yeah latin never did make anysense, it's a bad yoda translation
<@divVerent> "Gee, I feel a little guilty now"Comment: Latin kills everything ;)
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"Dreams Don't Happen Unless You Make Them Happen." |
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Hello! kdabcdd interesting kdabcdd site! I'm really like it! Very, very kdabcdd good!Comment: Hello! kdabcdd interesting kdabcdd site! I'm really like it! Very, very kdabcdd good!
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Desire For Separation In Marriage Is The Symptom Of Improper Or Bad Marital Foundations
Rev. A. AcheampongComment: Correct
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hello? is anybody there? |
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God made us all beautiful. It depends on us on how we took care of our beauty. |
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The gap between legitimacy and legality is the womb where sedition is born.
By Ayman Rahhal |
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&rocker2344 | tree.shifity ($3.50) &rocker2344 | south park referance &rocker2344 | chef's parents and the locness monster @Sirus | locness monster, that's what luridfuzz called his ex &rocker2344 | 0.o @Sirus | not becaus she was scottish, because she was shamoo &rocker2344 | ohhh more of her to love? @luridfuzz | loch ness. Get it right. @luridfuzz | xD
&rocker2344 | or just a giant blow hole? @luridfuzz | Nah, she just sucked. |
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<RoyGBiv> I saw a CD at work today, "The Best of Nickelback." I didn't know we sold a single blank CD for $13.... |
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Remember sixteen – when all the world was new and your life stretched before you like fresh-fallen snow waiting for your footprints? ~Peggy Toney Horton |
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"information is not in neurons but in the linkages between them "
Dr Mukhtar Ullah
FAST-NU Islamabad |
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You know, I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
<StumpGump242> Really? Well, I once shot a man in Reno, but I couldn't tell you why.
<Unfrienderman> I once shot a man in Reno, then I went home to cry.
<StumpGump242> I once shot a man in Reno, then I watered his cacti.
<Unfrienderman> I once shot a man in Reno 'cause they cancelled Firefly.
<StumpGump242> I once shot a man in Reno, him and all his succubi.
<Unfrienderman> I once shot a man in Reno and a bunch more in My Lai. |
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Innocence is slow poison. |
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< dwarder> CelestialWalrus: give me a chick without a dick |
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puffrfish_ is now known as puffrfish
puffrfish (puffr@i.love.pufferfi.sh) left IRC (Changing host)
puffrfish (puffr@unaffiliated/puffrfish) joined the channel
Ausmerica (~sam@unaffiliated/ausmerica) left IRC (Quit: I'm leaving forever, jerks.)
Pangea_afk is now known as Pangea |
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AetherTartarus: my school is fucking me atm
AetherTartarus: like hardcore
AetherTartarus: anal with a cactus
AetherTartarus: thats how they fuck me |
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<karlfungus> what if a man was castrated. the man was castrated in the post-apocalypse. a different castration because his penis meat was removed but not his balls, also leaving foreskin. the man has been left without penis meat in the post-apocalypse. he can urinate but it's not very easy and it's a little messy.
<karlfungus> by chance he comes across a food cache. the food cache was left behind by a vegetarian, for the post-apocalypse. he opens one of the freezers. inside is soy sausage. he's never been happier to see soy sausage, in the post-apocalypse. carving out a hole through it to make it hollow, he inserts the soy sausage into his foreskin.
<karlfungus> now he can urinate but his penis is made out of soy meat. it starts to rot soon, and he has to replace it. but this is the post-apocalypse and he can't get more soy meat. he's upset again and hangs himself
<karlfungus> as he made preparations to his demise he thought of all the people he once knew. conversation, thoughts of words have become nothing but a memory. he lives only to survive. during his final urination a fully formed thought came to him for the first time in years.
<karlfungus> a wave of happiness reached over him as he thought of those less fortunate. those who did not get a chance stick a soy sausage in their shaft hole: and he was satisfied that his pleasures of his life speak to their legacy as they look down on him from heaven and smile.Comment: #sal, irc.synirc.org
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" "I'll give you a gift." Too late, you're already there ... ("Je vais t'offrir un cadeau." - Trop tard: tu es déjà là ...) - [Charles de LEUSSE]" |
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<cyberik> ok so i,m running xubuntu 14.10 and was doing fine with official nvidia drivers
<cyberik> then by accident i clicked something to install bumblebee drivers
<cyberik> which totally fucked up my install, had to remove nvidia* before i could even get graphics at all again
<cyberik> and then reinstalled official nvidia drivers but now all i can do is set resolution to 640x480, and the drivers no longer get recognized by nvidia conf tool
<cyberik> running gtx750 btw
<cyberik> so if i understand correctly, this is the amateur channel responsible for the boobytrap driver packages?
<cyberik> any tips on removing ur malfunctioning drivers?
<cyberik> you really shouldn't release packages that break installations, you know. you guys give the community a bad reputation, if just clicking your nvidia package is enough to fuck up a perfectly fine installation, i can understand why people regard linux as something unstable and not fit for desktop use
<cyberik> anyway, looks like you are only helping to break stuff and not fix it, so ill reinstall
<cyberik> without crappy 'community drivers', this time
<-- cyberik (~cyberik@145-118-119-112.fttx.bbned.nl) has left this server (Quit: Leaving).Comment: #nvidia freenode Another soul that can do no wrong....
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<jzp113> how to use jsp build a website
<dodobrain> ~~ jzp113 jsp
<javabot> jzp113, jsp is 'Java Server Pages'. A technology to handle 'templating' for the web (have servlets emit HTML) that is misguided and out of date. You're unlikely to get help for it here (errors are very complex to debug, and nobody uses it here). Replaced by things like 'velocity' and 'freemarker' which we recommend, and you can ask me about those. More on JSP: [link removed]
<jzp113> javabot, I don't know what you mean ? you mean velocity or freemark is easy to learn?
<javabot> OK, jzp113.
<mebigfatguy> no, jsp is just an ancient technology with significant problems that make it not a good choice for using to develop web applications
<mebigfatguy> javabot forget I don't know what you mean ? you mean velocity or freemark
<javabot> I never knew about i don't know what you mean ? you mean velocity or freemark anyway, mebigfatguy.
<mebigfatguy> javabot forget "I don't know what you mean ? you mean velocity or freemark"
<javabot> I never knew about "i don't know what you mean ? you mean velocity or freemark" anyway, mebigfatguy.
<[twisti]> javabot forget I don't know what you mean ? you mean velocity or freemark
<javabot> I forgot about i don't know what you mean ? you mean velocity or freemark, [twisti].Comment: new user accidentally creates a factoid in a bot
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<ninja-san> Name your gf/bf with a video game title
<Bob> Mfw hl3 |
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"Body is morning dew that shines to the rise of the hands. (Corps est rosée du matin - Qui brille au lever des mains.)" - (Charles de LEUSSE) |
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"Who comes out of the jungle finds crocodiles. (Qui sort de la jungle - Trouve les crocodiles)" - (Charles de LEUSSE) |
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+ memedwell "Carry on my wayward kike.
+ memedwell There’ll be sheckles when you are done
+ memedwell Lay those fithy goyim to rest
+ memedwell Don’t get gassed no more." |
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