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#309683* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
On removal of folder appearance customization in Nautilus 3.x:
(@Jasper) crhode, I'm sorry you can't Hot Dog Stand it up
Comment: Hot Dog Stand was a Windows 3.x theme.
#309705* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[19:27] <awweaver|InClass> 0.0
[19:28] <awweaver|InClass> Super_Random broke it
[19:38] <Super_Random> awweaver|InClass: HOW DARE YOU BLAME ME
[19:38] <awweaver|InClass> Super_Random: HOW DARE YOU BREAK IT
[19:38] <Super_Random> I WAS ONLY EATING PIZZA
[19:39] <awweaver|InClass> Super_Random: YOU BASTARD
[19:39] <Super_Random> I'M SORRY FOR NOT BEING A HANDY FALL GUY
[19:39] <awweaver|InClass> IT'S OK
#309720* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Diablo-D3> so if the driver was colorspace aware
<Diablo-D3> it could do magic shit?
#309724* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
The hard decisions allow for you to take control and make what should be happening happen…Comment: By Kevin Driscoll
#309741* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
There is no true or false,good or bad,right or wrong there is only that which is real and that which is not.And that which is not real is a plague upon mankind from the beginning to this day.
#309754* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
“Dream Bravely. Find fearlessness inside of you. Dare, and fear will falter. Challenge, and fear will flee. This is the beginning of your dream-making.”
&#8213; Carew Papritz, The Legacy Letters: His Wife, His Children, His Final Gift
#309762* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<xrosex> How do I link to SDL2-2.0.1 after I've make and installed it in Ubuntu? What are the linker flags ?
<xrosex> HELLO!! for fuck sake
<xrosex> ................................
<japro> now to irc?
<japro> new
<japro> i'd start with -lSDL2
<xrosex> ok
<xrosex> ty :>
<laftur> oh, the entitlement
<xrosex> laftur: spare me the trash why do they make a library spread around that they have a community then you go to there locations and find that it takes 10 minutes to get an answer in most average cases... that is absolutely appalling design imo but I'm thankful for the work they have done but still .
Comment: freenode #SDL patience
#309807* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Assumptions should only be made in clear precedence and not blatant ignorance.
#309881* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(klaxa) you have to concat words without hyphens
(klaxa) source: i'm a german and a grammar nazi
(klaxa) also quality nazi
(klaxa) >using h264 8 bit for cartoons
(klaxa) >lel
(klaxa) >using YUV color space for screencast
(klaxa) >nigga what art thou doing?
(Serpentoj) "Don't worry, I have a plan."  *converts to GIF*
(Serpentoj) "Are you insa–"  "Shh.  It's buffering."
#309920* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
bLoP dObBa DoP dOp DrOpPiN pLoP pLoPs
BlOp DoBbA dOp DoP dRoPpIn PlOp PlOpS
#309933* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
This is the time.
This is the place.
It's time to unzip...
...and fap on your face.
#309960* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sanchez>don't touch me
<rikkard>*touch*
<rikkard>how do i get my hand out of the internet
<sanchez>i said don't touch me
Comment: walalalwlalwlalwal
#309992* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* AaronBallman sneezes
* LinearInterpol vomits
* AaronBallman verbs
* jrvc coughs
* nh_99 frags
* AaronBallman reads
* LinearInterpol /me's
* AaronBallman muxdemuxes
* alsochris readies mop
* dual rages
* nh_99 Mixxx's
* AaronBallman sir mix-a-lots
#310007* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* HarryPotter uses Accio on MH370
<fryerfly> rofl
<Celentano> bahaha
#310053* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
JISNE SAB NU THAG LYA...SARYA NE OHDA PADD LYA
#310057* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CS> also all my ads on youtube have spanish subtitles
<CS> STOP IT YOUTUBE.MX
<buttbot> STOP IT BUTT
<Randy-> that's pretty rapey
#310071* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
You only take the garbage out once - because if you bring it back inside, the next time you have to take it out, it's just that much harder, heavier, and stinks even more! - relationships are the same. - Johnathan Hunter
#310087* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Lykkan> DON'T LEAVE YOUR STUPID SHIT ON THE POOLComment: Bitcoin mining discussion
#310104* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`WarpKat> Road House.
<hekel> Butt Sex
<hekel> Butt Sex.
<`WarpKat> no no no
<`WarpKat> buttsechs
<`WarpKat> looks nicer
<hekel> no no no
<hekel> ASS FUCKING!!
<hekel> straight and to the point
<`WarpKat> that's so harsh...like speaking German, man...
#310105* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<hekel> Die homosexuel.
<hekel> wow, that is so innocent..
<hekel> yet..
<hekel> seems so rude
<hekel> Die Homosexuals!
<hekel> lawlz
<hekel> no wonder `WarpKat hates German
<hekel> its not friendly for teh homosexez
<`WarpKat> does your mom know you speak like that?  and is she turned on by it?  =:O
<hekel> you've got some fuckin issues.
<hekel> you need to work that shit out
#310292* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
I like this post, enjoyed this one  thankyou  for posting . gdagcbcdadgdfdckComment: I like this post, enjoyed this one thankyou for posting . gdagcbcdadgdfdck
#310296* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
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#310371* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Hi, Neat post. There's a problem with your website in internet explorer, would test this IE still is the market leader and a good portion of people will miss your great writing due to this problem. gkaccaefdeebdbdkComment: Hi, Neat post. There's a problem with your website in internet explorer, would test this IE still is the market leader and a good portion of people will miss your great writing due to this problem. gkaccaefdeebdbdk
#310439* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mr_daemon> Last time I had a super terrifying dream that started with quake and then the map turned into my old backyard and suddenly I was watching this shitty sitcom with nondescript friends
<mr_daemon> It was like, Alf-tier
#310441* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ninjagirl{NC}> so i found this quiz - [URL REMOVED]!  and here's my score - hope i dont flood!
<ninjagirl{NC}> Submissive 79%; Masochist 79%; Experimental 75%;  Sadist 71%
<ninjagirl{NC}> Bondage 61%; Switch 61%; Exhibitionist / Voyeur  50%; Dominant 14%; Vanilla 11%
<aurnia> Submissive 93%  - Experimental  64%  - Vanilla 57%  - Masochist 50%
<aurnia> Bondage 50%  - Sadist 39% - Switch 36%  - Exhibitionist / Voyeur 14%
<aurnia> Dominant 0%
<HLuke88> careful, ye non-slut <s>.   it gives me a 96 on sadist <eg>.
<aurnia> what else did you get?
<HLuke88> Sadist  96%,  Dominant 89% , Exhibitionist / Voyeur 79%, Experimental 75%, Switch  36%
<HLuke88> Bondage 29%,  Vanilla14%, Masochist 11%, Submissive 7%
<Spiralmaster>  ok where can i take this test?
<Spiralmaster> Dominant 89%,  Experimental 82%; Sadist 64% Vanilla 39%, Switch 32%, Exhibitionist / Voyeur 32%
<Spiralmaster> Bondage 29% Submissive 14%
<ninjagirl{NC}> 79% maso.  71% sadist
<TungstenCarbide> 41% John, 22% Paul, 16% George, 11% Ringo, 8% Yoko, and 2% Pete Best.
<TungstenCarbide>  I'm not sure I did the right test
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