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Ideas that do not get into action are merely fantasies. - Vijay Samuel BenjaminComment: Vijay Samuel Benjamin - Leadership Development Trainer & Life Skills Coach, India
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fclcuvbd cesbdvij lexnpvlpComment: USA
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mltxxdcy ekqhjeql avhrtcqkComment: USA
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guodzrab iuupfnke taivcpczComment: USA
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hhdmewoa cdapxylb qekufofcComment: USA
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-!- mode/#EquestriaDaily [+o Gilda] by ChanServ
<@Gilda> Aw, he did miss me.
< Slowter> Only a little Gilda, but I'll be alright
* Kurra nestles in hay beside Gilda c8
<@Gilda> Whut? We have hay now?
-!- Number_1_Assistant [ewnfclvodjutp@Pony-hmhmkn.mn.comcast.net] has joined #EquestriaDaily
< Number_1_Assistant> Hey guys!
* Kurra has always brought hay into channel for like a month or more now
< Number_1_Assistant> So, what's going on?
< Semipresent_Darkness> Number_1_Assistant: Gilda x Kurra
< Semipresent_Darkness> or something like that
< Number_1_Assistant> Huh.
* Semipresent_Darkness has established ship, leaves now
< Semipresent_Darkness> kthnxbai!
< Slowter> Hahhahaa
-!- Semipresent_Darkness [Blackl@Freeze_Pop.is.bestpony] has left #EquestriaDaily []
< Filter> It's not totally awkward at all, we sweear
* Slowter has left the channel.
* Gilda throws her foreleg around Semipresent_Darkness and grins. "Nah, I think we're tight, dude, you don't need to worry."
< Slowter> drat
* Kurra has magic hay: no matter how much or how little there is, there's always enough for one more to nestle in
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* Semipresent_Darkness is /not here/
* Gilda throws her foreleg around Semipresent_Darkness and grins. "Nah, I think we're tight, dude, you don't need to worry."
-!- Semipresent_Darkness [Blackl@Freeze_Pop.is.bestpony] has left #EquestriaDaily ["I'm /not/ here!"]
* Gilda snickers
< Slowter> hahahaaComment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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Life is Animation - M Thovhakale |
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<~[BlacklightShining]> I think Fluttershi is rubbing off on me…I keep saying “yosh” “nandato” and “[verb] /all/ the [plural noun]!”
<@Fluttershi> nandato?!
<@Fluttershi> yosh! spread /all/ the habits!Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307538* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Lumindia> I just woke up, don't judge me
* Snapai judge judge judge! :u
* Testsubject75 judges
-!- ObsidianRadiance [Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria] has joined #EquestriaDaily
* Lumindia banishes to the moon
* ObsidianRadiance bangs her gavel
< ObsidianRadiance> This court shall now come to order!
< ObsidianRadiance> …darn, I missed it :(
< Lumindia> Court?
< Lumindia> :O
< ObsidianRadiance> yes, Lumindia!
< Lumindia> Space court>?
< Lumindia> Honorable judge sun presiding?
< ObsidianRadiance> …no, regular Equestrian court :P
* Chocolate_Flash suddenly remembers Luna in a "Night Court" parody
< Lumindia> Hmm...
< ObsidianRadiance> honorable servop Colgate presiding
< ObsidianRadiance> All rise.
< Snapai> Courting?
* Lumindia rises
< Lumindia> :O
< Chocolate_Flash> *stands*
* Snapai hovers
< ObsidianRadiance> …Colgate's idle…
< Bakpony> LOL
< ObsidianRadiance> …what now? :P
< Chocolate_Flash> i hope there's no Judge Judy pony
< Lumindia> Oh dear god
< Colgate> or am I?
< Lumindia> MAKE IT HPje-fgjiawejgaj3w8ga
< Lumindia> wtf colgate
< ObsidianRadiance> there you are!
< Lumindia> D:
< ObsidianRadiance> you're supposed to be judging!
< ObsidianRadiance> where have you been?
< Colgate> I'm playing AI War! :(
* ObsidianRadiance stern face
< Chocolate_Flash> now, Judge Joe Brown I wouldn't mind
< ObsidianRadiance> …oh :P
< Chocolate_Flash> i can here him saying "Stallion up" right now :P
< ObsidianRadiance> …well, Lumindia, looks like you're off the hook…
< Lumindia> Whew
< ObsidianRadiance> …we can't have a court session 'cause the judge is playing…what was it again?
< ObsidianRadiance> “AI War”
* ObsidianRadiance shrugs
< Testsubject75> nope
< Testsubject75> he was playing skyrim
< Testsubject75> silly
< ObsidianRadiance> FUS RO DAH!
< Lumindia> Did he take an arrow to the kn-*arrow'd*
< ObsidianRadiance> (am I using that right?)
< ObsidianRadiance> (I have no idea what the proper usage is :3 )Comment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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6lzFOf just some random thoughtsComment: USA
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< MrMooMoo> I'm scared
< SummerRain> I dunno. o.o
< [BlacklightShining]> o˙o
< [BlacklightShining]> …aww…
< SummerRain> o_o
< SummerRain> what
< [BlacklightShining]> …there's a /flip, but no /sideways :/
* Ridayah watches the craziness o.o
< [BlacklightShining]> and o.o backwards is o.o
< [BlacklightShining]> I can't have any fun with it :(
< SummerRain> I can!
< [BlacklightShining]> …on the other hoof, :( backwards is (:
< SummerRain> with.. deh arrowz..
< SummerRain> v-v
< SummerRain> <_<
< SummerRain> >_>
< SummerRain> ^_^
< kilodelta> O_o
< [BlacklightShining]> • Skyrim_Pony_1633 shoots SummerRain in the knee
< SummerRain> OW!
< [BlacklightShining]> • Skyrim_Pony_1633 with an arrow
* SummerRain mutters something nasty..
< SummerRain> dang you, Blackie!
< [BlacklightShining]> … >.>
< [BlacklightShining]> <.< …
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< SummerRain> Oh dear GOD
< Ridayah> ... oh what in the world
* SummerRain shoots Skyrim_Pony_1633 in the knee before he would anypony else..
< kilodelta> ...well, that was unexpected...
< Skyrim_Pony_1633> …I used to be on #twitterbronies…
< Ridayah> My Little Ponyyyy I used to wonder what friendship could be
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< Ridayah> My little Ponyyy until I took an arrow to the knee
< SummerRain> but then you to-dang.
< [BlacklightShining]> :/
< Ridayah> XD
< [BlacklightShining]> … XDComment: #twitterbronies on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307625* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<%Prius> ... that doesn't wuite answer my question lol
<~ObsidianBusy> XD
<&Fluttershi> hm?
<~ObsidianBusy> Because I'm a lion? >:3 Rawr?
• &LunaBot starts, whirling around to face ObsidianBusy.
<&LunaBot> DEAR CELESTIA IT'S A LION GET IN THE CARRIAGE!
<&LunaBot> OH SHI—
• Prius is now known as Shi.
<%Shi> Haha
<~ObsidianBusy> -.-
<%Shi> SHe's mine now!
<~ObsidianBusy> you guys failed at understanding the “OH SHI—” thing
<~ObsidianBusy> and you made it all suggestive
<~ObsidianBusy> and now I can't unhear >.<
<%Shi> yes I know
<%Shi> fun isn';t it?
<~ObsidianBusy> :|
<%Shi> >:3
• &LunaBot starts, whirling around to face Shi.
<&LunaBot> DEAR CELESTIA IT'S A LION GET IN THE CARRIAGE!
<&LunaBot> OH SHI—
<%Shi> Yayz ^^
<~ObsidianBusy> :/
<@TehWinged> LollComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<Explodingpiglets> "How did donkey get the dragon from shrek pregnant?"
<Explodingpiglets> Through scientific reasoning, I have figured out how it worked
<Explodingpiglets> Now obviously, donkey's dick was way too small for dragon's cloaca
<h64> lol
<Explodingpiglets> So Donkey did the only thing he could do:
<Explodingpiglets> he crawled into dragon's cloaca
<Explodingpiglets> and swam through her bodily fluids
<Explodingpiglets> until he found her ovaries.
<Explodingpiglets> Then Donkey preceded to perform self-fellacio
<Explodingpiglets> since he had hooves instead of hands
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<Explodingpiglets> Donkey sucked his own dick until he reached his orgasm
<Explodingpiglets> then he ejaculated all over Dragon's ovaries.
<Explodingpiglets> and that is how Donkey got dragon pregnant
<VapidZero> wtf is with all this fanfic shit
<Explodingpiglets> I should also mention that Dragons have huge periods
<Explodingpiglets> So Dragon had to use Donkey as a tampon.
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<Explodingpiglets> hmmm
<Explodingpiglets> another interesting question:
<Explodingpiglets> "How does a dragon get a donkey pregnant?"
<Explodingpiglets> Well, this is trickier
<Nyse> are we talking
<Nyse> about
<Nyse> shrek?
<xero> WE ARE TALKING
<xero> ABOUT DILDOS
<Nyse> because
<xero> AND NOTHING ELSE
<Nyse> shrek is the only
<Explodingpiglets> Dragon penises are obviously way too big for donkeys
<Nyse> pixar movie
<Nyse> i can
<Nyse> recall
<Nyse> that has dragon+donkey babies
<Explodingpiglets> So the donkey vaginas have to be enlarged
<Nyse> regardless
<Nyse> i'm pretty sure
<Nyse> the dragon can just juzz
<Nyse> all over the floor
<Nyse> and the donkey can roll around in it
<Nyse> and impregnate itslef
<xero> lolololl
<Explodingpiglets> to do this, the male dragon begins a slow process of enlargening the donkey vaginas by mastubating the donkeys with his claws
<Explodingpiglets> the claws slowly stretch the vagina
<xero> lol wtf
<Explodingpiglets> then the dragon can insert his finger
<Explodingpiglets> and stretch the vaginas even further
<Explodingpiglets> you see, donkey vaginas are very versatile
<Explodingpiglets> after about 6 months of claw/finger masturbation,
<Explodingpiglets> the elongated donkey vagina is ready for the dragon's dick.
<Explodingpiglets> Then the dragon picks up the donkey and uses her like a flesh light.
<xero> this is very educational
<xero> and slightly disturbing
<Explodingpiglets> and then he gets her pregnant
<Thayo> too educational for my tastes
<Explodingpiglets> now I should say that donkey/dragon pregnancies are very different
<Explodingpiglets> The donkey does not lay eggs, so the dragons are born inside her
<Explodingpiglets> and since dragons are very horny and aggressive from the moment they develop, they begin to rape eachother inside the womb
<Explodingpiglets> and they also tear their way out of the donkey, killing her.Comment: Somebody asked how donkey could've got dragon pregnant. I used my knowledge to answer that question.
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<Forkk13> C# supports unicode
<Forkk13> \o/
<Pepper> lmao
<Garrett> Forkk13 best you not have been pissin around all day ;/
<Forkk13> Garrett, I'm such a fast programmer because I don't piss around as much as others do.
<Garrett> damn right.
<Forkk13> doesn't mean I don't still piss around a lot :)
<Garrett> which Is why I have full confidence that you di-
<Garrett> >:O
<Garrett> bitch I will cut you |
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<nukespoon> i did have a pipe
<nukespoon> and then i tried to smoke a birthday candle
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<Yukio> I hate myself for saying this
<Yukio> but the new Justin Bieber song is pretty amazing
<Quan> i hate you too now Yukio
<Drazhar> Yeah Yukio
<Drazhar> kick yourself
* Yukio was kicked by Yukio (Yukio)
<Drazhar> liking bieber HAS to be a kickable offense
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12:17 <+homicide> 7AM WAKIN UP UP IN BETHLEHEM
12:17 <+homicide> GOTTA GET MY ROBE GOTTA GET MYSELF KILLED
<+homicide> DRAGGIN ON AND ON AND ON EVERYBODY'S WATCHIN
<+homicide> BUT THEY WONT HELP WITH THIS CROSS
<+homicide> GOTTA DRAG THIS SHIT
<+homicide> WHIPPED BY ROMAAAAAAAAAAAAANS
<+homicide> MARTYRING, MARTYRING YEAH
<+homicide> LOOKIN FORWARD TO THE RAPTUREComment: gettin down on good friday
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<qdbfan> Who is this Pryodian bitch and why are all his quotes approved and highly rated?Comment: #geekissues
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<Sebas> u
<Erasmus> u pew
<Sebas> puw
<Erasmus> Laser pun!
<Sebas> Light comedy
<Erasmus> Niiiice
<Erasmus> Dinsosaur pun!
<Sebas> The old ones are the best.
<Erasmus> Potato pun!
<Sebas> Deep.
<Erasmus> Pow
<Erasmus> And finally
<Erasmus> Err
<Erasmus> Beer pun!
<Sebas> Not off the top of my head.
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<yamar> que _frozen ping time out in 180 seconds.
<Incognito> o.O
<Xu_R> huh?
---roughly 2.5 minutes later---
* _frozen has quit (Ping timeout: 204 seconds)
<alta189> wat
<Incognito> wat
<Incognito> yamar - nope, it was 204 seconds.
<yamar> actually, I was right
<alta189> no.gif
<yamar> it was 204 seconds since he last was active, roughly 180 seconds from when I said it
* Xu_R is confused...
<Incognito> touche, yamarComment: His computer has been BSODing quite reliably.
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<Uprising> My friend asked me to tell him a story
<Uprising> once there was a flying pumpkin
<Uprising> his name was timothy
<Uprising> he decided to go to the zoo
<Uprising> because he loved animals
<Uprising> so he went around, looked at lions, and looked and zebras
<Uprising> he got to the hippo tank
<Uprising> and NOM
<Uprising> he was eaten
<Uprising> because hippos like to eat.
<Demolution> great story
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<saudade> I love their use of the word 'modesty'
<saudade> "show me on the doll where he touched you"
<saudade> "here on my modesty :( -points-" |
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<Prince_Kel> TandyMan100 is LAMESAUCE
<Prince_Kel> FOR MORE THAN ONE REASON
* Prince_Umaan strikes a rainbow pose.
<Prince_Umaan> In the name of all rainbows!
* Prince_Kel flails around muttering something about "the right to vote"
<Prince_Kel> ABORTIONS
<Prince_Kel> ...I think I'm overdoing it.
<Prince_Kel> BIRTH CONTROL
<Prince_Umaan> ADOPT CHILDREN
<Prince_Umaan> DON'T HAS THEM
<Prince_Umaan> :P
<Prince_Kel> YES
<Prince_Kel> OR THEY'LL GROW UP TO BE POLITICANSComment: #retrobox on irc.retro-box.net
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#308267* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
"Success in life requires effort from me in everything I do!"
- Tom Richmond (Salvation Army Officer) June 06, 2012Comment: Tom Richmond is The Commanding Officer of The Salvation Army in Charleston, South Carolina.
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