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#308310* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@toastcfh> sup
<+synergye> hey deck
<+synergye> I mean toastcfh*
<@toastcfh> o_0
<@toastcfh> bish
<@toastcfh> wtf
<@toastcfh> htf
<+synergye> you look the same bish
<@toastcfh> no fuckin way
<+synergye> black on white background bish
<+synergye> all the same |
#308324* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ryu> which probably explains why i been playing WoW
<Tw|tch> heh.
<Ryu> no thinking involved, just point, click and push keys
<Tw|tch> right
<Ryu> i am already level 18 in 3 daysComment: and they say only virgins play WoW....
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#308333* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<~Foxie> (brb I just dropped a table on my leg)Comment: Source: #FlutterTreeHouse on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#308340* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Ryomu> Totbot: Go fuck yourself.
<@NegiSpringfield> :o
<Totbot> bu~t onii-chan my butt-pussy is ready for you~~~
<@NegiSpringfield> daaa~mn
<+Ryomu> ...
<@NegiSpringfield> >buttpussy
<+Ryomu> Why did that actually tug at my heartstrings?
<Totbot> there are so many pussys on the human body
<@NegiSpringfield> thousand suns of white hot rage
<Totbot> buttpussy, armpitpussy, earpussy, nosepussy, eyepussy
<Totbot> truly, we are a magical people
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<+Ryomu> Totbot: Mouthpussy
<Totbot> how could I forget
<igotbored> pussypussy
<Totbot> also, stabwoundpussy
<+Ryomu> Totbot: My favorite, footpussy.
<@NegiSpringfield> I haven't seen any pussy of any kind
<@NegiSpringfield> other than cat
<@NegiSpringfield> nyan ^.^
<Totbot> so pure~
<+Ryomu> Totbot: There's also the throatpussy, which is different from the mouthpussy.
<+Ryomu> Totbot: Can you guess what it is?
<Totbot> easy, cut off head fuck throat
<+Ryomu> Totbot: No, that's the decapussy.
<igotbored> 10 pussies?
<Totbot> so you're just talking about deepthroat fuckin' then
<+Ryomu> Totbot: Nope.
<Totbot> now you've intrigued me
<igotbored> obviously it's the case where you take someone who has that hole in their throat, like a former heavy smoker
<igotbored> and fuck the hole
<Totbot> ah, I didn't consider that one
<Totbot> truly inspired
<Totbot> i was just going to continue with the more vanilla brainpussy
<@NegiSpringfield> eww
<+Ryomu> igotbored: Ding ding ding, a winnar is you.
<+Ryomu> igotbored: That was /exactly/ what I was going for.
<Totbot> also, discussion topic - how hard do you think it would be to climb a wall of dicks?
<+Ryomu> Totbot: More difficult for me than for you.
<Totbot> i do know my way around a dick pretty fierce
<&UltraDerp> hard on the wall
<+Ryomu> Totbot: I would want to get them all off, and then I would have to deal with trying to climb with all of them being flaccid.
<Totbot> see, thats the trick - gotta get em hard first
<@NegiSpringfield> oh gee
<+Ryomu> Totbot: I assumed they already were.
<@NegiSpringfield> I love you #r/a/dio
<@NegiSpringfield> so much |
#308373* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Amanda> Hiya milo =)
<milo> Amanda, what?
<Amanda> Are you confused?
<milo> no
<Amanda> Dude!
<milo> wtf?
<Amanda> That was not very polite. |
#308382* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Wickedlady> boooo
<TheJayson> arg
<TheJayson> you scared me
<TheJayson> well...not really
<TheJayson> wanna make out? |
#308383* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Bitgod> [11:33 pm] <Twist-> Programming may not be the right direction for you
<Bitgod> im sick of hearing thatshit
<Doc-Saintly> Bitgod: we're tired of hearing your shit
<Doc-Saintly> you continually come in here, spouting nonsense, not taking advice, and not improving your skills.
<Doc-Saintly> You are a waste of our time, which is why we have become more and more reluctant to help you.
<TheJayson> <Bitgod> im sick of hearing thatshit
<TheJayson> mhm, i dont think you really "heard" anything ... unless you're on skype :)
<Bitgod> haha well I have that as well :) |
#308387* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[9:47a] <MusicMaster> [XTC 95 Radio is playing Dennis Leary - ]
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<TheJayson> OH the good ol scrawl bot
<TheJayson> haven't seen one of those in a couple of years lol
* Redskys __ suck my scrawl bot
* Redskys __ wait what
<TheJayson> lol |
#308389* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TheJayson> !8ball are you fucking gay?
<James-HeTfield> Most likely
<TheJayson> thank you |
#308396* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Jason says:
you never got the chance to make my penis hard
Jason says:
i cant help that
Jason says:
WHOOPS!
Jason says:
wrong fucking person
Adam says:
I'd wanna hope so,
Jason says:
theres a name above yours i meant to click lol |
#308409* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sara11> can i come on if im only 11?
<TheJayson> i dont see a problem with it sara11
<sara11> im only 11 but i got boob buds like an older teen already
<TheJayson> i so didn't need to know that...
<sara11> 33 year old guys are sending me pix of there thingies
<TheJayson> trollololComment: trollolol
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#308418* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@b4k3r> mantsu has so many jews around his neck he's afraid he might be attacked by Hitler |
#308459* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Isaac> phreakick licks apples
<Senix> she'll like MY apples.
<phreakick> yeah man |
#308496* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ross_> I should just be the IT guy and let it be.
<elazar55> whatever floats your goat
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<KanYe_Ubuntu> WHO FRAGMENTS THEIR DRIVE LIKE THIS?????
<ross_> elazar55: sorry, wrong guy. you have to talk to Bryan to fulfill your goat fetishes
<elazar55> I hate goats !
<MHazell> Hey everyone
<MHazell> So what are we talking about?
<elazar55> not goats
<JenZbe> how safe is it to buy on Ebay when i live in Belgium buying from a store in Hongkong? :-)
<KanYe_Ubuntu> Goats
<elazar55> damn itd
<elazar55> it*
<ross_> MHazell: elazar55's goat fetish |
#308516* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@cmyk> you know
<@cmyk> sometimes in the day
<@cmyk> i just think to myself
<@cmyk> ``medieval times tournament and restaurant''
<@cmyk> and have to stifle a giggle |
#308544* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<leviathan> I want to get number one but fleshlight is a scary mod
<leviathan> *flashlight |
#308564* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
00:20 -!- MachinaeWolf [~MarioMast@ip184-190-193-75.lf.br.cox.net] has quit [Quit: "Come with me
and you will see our future in debris, first the sun and now the stars are fading..."]
00:20 < aladdinp> there are some seriously angsty channel exit messages out there
00:20 -!- ElricStorm [~Dum@174-126-137-211.cpe.cableone.net] has quit [Quit: In the end we're
just chalk lines on concrete...]
00:21 -!- savior [~savior@c-50-130-144-247.hsd1.nm.comcast.net] has left #crunchbang ["BLACK
LIKE MY SOUL HOW CAN YOU DIE, IF YOUR ALREDY DEAD INSIDE, SHARE ON FACEBOOK IF U CRY
EVERY TYME"]Comment: Exit message angst
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#308579* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Uuni> well
<Uuni> it was a dark and stormy night
<Uuni> i was sleeping over my friends house (actually, i was wide awake the whole night)
<Uuni> they had all gone to their rooms while i was pretending to sleep on the living room couche
<Uuni> they had this big fucking dog that had cancer or something
<Uuni> it was a *female* dog
<Uuni> i was extremely tense that night and i was looking for a way to relax or get to sleep
<Uuni> a strange thought came to my head
<Uuni> "why not try to fucke the dog????"
<Uuni> the big fat dog was sleeping in front of the door
<Uuni> i unzipped my pants and slowly pulled down the briefs
<Uuni> and bent down to look at the dog
<Uuni> i was poked it and it opened its eyes to look at me
<Uuni> i then put my body on hers
<Uuni> and sort of went up and down
<Uuni> i never found where to actually put my weeny |
#308589* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rufus> Webster was a douche tought. You must spell my way.
<Rufus> er tought -> though. |
#308595* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
The most challenging and difficult part in laying the right path come from the sandwiched people who walk astride between talents and duffers. ~Anuj SomanyComment: Mediocre- Biggest Challenge To Handle
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#308624* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< enthdegree> do yo uguys think dr dre will release detox within the next five months
< enthdegree> explain your answer please in 500 words or less please
< ErikMesoy> enthdegree: Why do you expect me to have an idea who dr dre is? (I know who it is after looking him up. I'm not asking who he is.)
< enthdegree> idk lol \(o_o)/
< Khoth> Is there any actual evidence for it, or just the general principle that podcasts imply sex?
< ErikMesoy> enthdegree: Higher standards of discussion, please! |
#308643* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Brewtus> I'm a fucking mutant freak with an IQ in the range that's totally not understood at all by science |
#308654* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Random-pony> DAMN YOU KEYBOARD
<~LightningCrash> I like my keyboard. :3
* Random-pony beats keyboard (not sexually btw) and throws it out window
<~LightningCrash> ...
<~Moonlightning> Isn't beating /usually/ nonsexual? O.o
<~LightningCrash> Nobody was going to interpret that sexually...
<~Moonlightning> Nopony even /thought/ to before you said /nonsexually/ XD
<+Random-pony> :P
<~Moonlightning> Unless you have a masochist keyboard or something.
<~Moonlightning> In which case you probably have a bigger problem than how ponies interpret what you say. o.O
* Random-pony blushes up and looks away "NO I DONT!!"
<~LightningCrash> My keyboard likes it when I dust it. >:3
<~Moonlightning> …
* Moonlightning facehoofs. “Dammit guys…”Comment: Source: #SeriousPony on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#308659* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@SingForTheMoon> O.O
<@SingForTheMoon> OHHH that was a large thunder crash ><
<@SingForTheMoon> why NOW
<&Fluttershi> o.o'
< Emmis> Oh thunders? Be careful 'dude.
-!- LightningCrash|Busy [LightningCras@the.lightning.comes.before.the.crash] has joined
<@SingForTheMoon> LOL ^
<@SingForTheMoon> Enter LightningCrash
<@SingForTheMoon> Yep I'm in for it.
<&Fluttershi> the crash of lightning to busy tryin to take out your powerComment: Source: Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#308662* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Serbius: woops i spelled boner wrong
BukkakeBlaster: haha wow.
Feenixfire: How do you misspell boner?
Big Merl: by typing with one hand?
Feenixfire: XD
BukkakeBlaster: R O F L!!!!!Comment: Yes, this happened!
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