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#308674* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Spike: i already got the rain
Spike: the rain then gone there
Spike: u upset midget?
Aske Snicklefritz: rain dont go from finland to denmark
Spike: yes it does
Aske Snicklefritz: nope the rain comes from germany
Aske Snicklefritz: and england
Spike: it came here
Spike: and made U turn
Spike: then came back there
Spike: upset?
Aske Snicklefritz: was it a legal u turn?
Spike: yes
Aske Snicklefritz: well fuck
Spike: sandmidgets upset
Spike: of rain |
#308683* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<twih511> Thorbinator: u am smile?
<Thorbinator> gibe mone
<twih511> no
<Thorbinator> i repot u
<twih511> u gibe mone
<Thorbinator> br?
<twih511> i kaleg studn
<twih511> kaleg studn no mone |
#308739* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<~Tripp> im almost to the end of the latest quotes on bash.org
<~Tripp> havent even did a courtsey lol
<~Tripp> their all dumb shit like the mods are liberals who stopped approving offensive quotes
<~Tripp> which is gay
<~Tripp> only a liberal would find humor in a clean joke
<~Tripp> like really clean
<~Tripp> like so clean its for a childComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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#308771* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<%Klima> do you know how hard wiping your ass is? |
#308786* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mikuli> That_Guy's the chairman of the anti-hackery authority here
<MooseElkingtons> That_Guy is the same guy who said he was a gay zimbabwian who escaped his tribe after they tried killing him and is in need of food on my channel.
<mikuli> I think that's also in his resume
<That_Guy> wat
<That_Guy> back to my dirt hut i go
<That_Guy> time to eat my family |
#308791* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Knots> Hey who wants to sell drugs to me
<nettocash> k
<Knots> What kinds of drugs do you want to sell to me
<nettocash> tylenol
<Knots> ...
<Jason_Voorhees> LOLComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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#308809* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Samantha and Shocky are bots. `r is the command to create a factoid in Shocky.
* Lunatrius attacks `r with a sparky thunderbolt
<Samantha> `r absorbs the damage and gains 1290 HP!
<Lunatrius> Holy crap
<Lunatrius> ?absorbs
<Shocky> the damage and gains 1290 HP! |
#308826* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Zia> chicken-potato-tortilla soup is really tasty.
<Hanako> ^
<Two> Ah, okay. |
#308913* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<otherj> what the fuck are you even on about agu10^_ ?
<otherj> really? no profranity in ##php?
<agu10^_> just following GoogleGuy
<agu10^_> in his argument
<otherj> how about you fucking suck my fuck you piece of shit fucking bullocks turd smuggling bot php-bot. fuck you.
<_jesse_> otherj: stop
<otherj> how about some useless bot not msg me for dropping an f-bomb?
<otherj> that would be even better
<_jesse_> how about you follow the rules? That would be best
<otherj> lol
<otherj> ban me if you're an op. otherwise fuck off.
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to php-bot
<php-bot> otherj has been muted for 30 minutes because of profanity abuse.
* php-bot sets mode +q ##php $a:otherj
* php-bot removes channel operator status from php-bot
<_jesse_> thanks php-bot
<GoogleGuy> otherj, There are limits to everything.
* otherj (~otherj@unaffiliated/otherj) has left ##php
* Bry8Star has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
<GoogleGuy> Please don't test those limits.
<_jesse_> he's gone |
#308966* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tward> !play trivia
<bildebot> Question: Which part of your body accounts for one quarter of the bones your body contains? (Science&Nature)
<bildebot> Answer: ???? ????
<tward> your back
<tward> your legs
<tward> your arms
<tward> your head
<bildebot> Answer: ???? ????
== Paint joined #omgwtfhax
<bildebot> Answer: ???? ????
<bildebot> Answer: your feet
<Paint> Tward
<tward> :?
<Paint> Are you playing with bilde.
<Paint> !gamescores
<bildebot> Trivia: tward (317), bilde2910 (24), HyPeR (7), Yfory (5), jMolle (4)
<bildebot> Gram: bilde2910 (8)
<Paint> Oh Tward |
#308983* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<odinigh> Did you try demuxing and loading the audi separately?
<odinigh> audio* it's not a car |
#308989* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Incognito> wait we still do
<Hex> guys x-treme is doing something illegal D:
<Hex> <x-treme> i'm busying doing illegal stuff
<Incognito> ermagerd
<x-treme> osh
<DJ_Galax> welp. we're all going to jail now
<x-treme> you got me
<Incognito> every single one
<Hex> >Incognito, x-treme, DJ_Galax, x-treme, and Incognito say something, in that order
<Hex> >palindromic post order
<Incognito> oho
<x-treme> haha
<x-treme> anyway
<Hex> mind you that's only from my point of view
<Hex> might be different for other people
<x-treme> if you excuse me, i must get back to my illegal stuff
<DJ_Galax> ok now it was Incognito, Hex, Hex, Incognito, x-treme, DJ_Galax, x-treme, Incognito, Hex, Hex, Incognito
<DJ_Galax> cool.
<Hex> wait
<Hex> seriously?
<DJ_Galax> yes
<Hex> holy shit
<x-treme> holy shit haha |
#308990* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Mike: GIT UR ASS TO MARSSSS!
John: git branch new_life && git checkout new_life
Mike: 10 PRINT SUCK IT 20 GOTO 10
John: INSERT INTO John.Mouth (Item) VALUES('Mike');
John: This is going on bash :P lol
Mike: echo my_foot >> your_ass |
#308991* (?/56) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Marluxia469> I did Nazi that plot twist.
<DeathHunter899> i see what jew did there
<intrepidxprodigy91> That is a little out of mein Kampfort zone.
<GrandmasterBumfluff> I agree. These jokes are Goering out of control.
<FreeFallingRetard> this is childish, Anne Frankly you disgust me
<Callum Russell> Alot of Concentration is needed to create these puns.
<frazelrocksdaworld> Really, can these puns go any Führer?
<Chuck Norris> We Shultz see, should be heilarious
<Desillusion100> I can only gas why you insensitive people find this funny.
<mlittl9199> Maybe we should Auschwitz to a different conversation.Comment: These are actually youtube posts on (grammar) Nazi parody video
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#309052* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Newfie_zombie> i just took a shit and it looked like a tiny brain |
#309064* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
I believe I can fap
I believe I can take a crap
I think about shit every night and day
Spread my cheeks and shit away |
#309068* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RumpledElf> I got linked some video of sex with a horse the other day, can't remember if it was from in here or facebook
<oeuvre> was it a video of sarah jessica parker having sex?Comment: Horse humor.
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#309075* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Namelesswonder> [L], VOXELHEAD IS ON THE LOOSE AND BANNING PEOPLE FOR SAYING MEATSPIN
=-= Mode #minecraft +b *!Namelesswo@us.freeBNC.net by VoxelHead
=-= Namelesswonder was booted from #minecraft by VoxelHead (Banned: Shock site. Banned for 30 days.)
<[L]> LOL
<[L]> I didn't like him anyways.
<mau5ie. lol'd
<immibis> LOL |
#309083* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<butch> goose: beasty and aghos sitting in a tree, C O D I N G ;)Comment: null
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#309085* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jonesy> One time I made my girlfriend a shirt that had a shark on it and said I LOVE TO BITE
<jonesy> in the worst color scheme ever
<jonesy> like
<jonesy> brown
<jonesy> and purple
<jonesy> and gave it to her as a gift
<jonesy> lol i used to get benzd to the point where like the world was swirling
<jonesy> and go to work there
<Syn> did she ever bite
<Syn> ?
<Syn> kik
<Jericho> kirt: can you temporarily disable account creation?
<Syn> god dammit
<Syn> red tide
<jonesy> syn
<Jericho> they're making accounts faster than I can block them
<jonesy> yeah
<Syn> on what
<jonesy> my cock
<Syn> no
<Syn> accounts on what
<jonesy> LOL
<grandspear> his cock
<Jericho> taimapedia, you tard |
#309117* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Ervin: If only we could use this instead it would be awesome.
Meh: There is no way the Foundation would spend $10 a part.
Alexandre: It’s $10 for 1k pieces, so 1 cent a piece. Doesn’t sound too expensive to me…
saw: Do I get free shipping with this 10$ for 1k deal?
six: No, its $10 per piece when buying in units of 1000. So $10000. |
#309118* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< chernobyl> Last night, Chewbacca and I were having a conversation in my billion dollar mansion about how much we hate people who lie on the Internet. |
#309124* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Moon_Doggy> Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia
<Moon_Doggy> >.>
<Chia> Moo-Moo-Moo-Moon_Doggy
* Sean_McG waters Chia
* Chia combusts
* Chia engulfs the entire univerz.
* Chia omg swag.
<Sean_McG> o_O; |
#309139* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
"Divorce the past to marry the present and be blessed with a lovely child of future."-Anuj SomanyComment: Present
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#309154* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sudden> speaking of empowerment, I found a good hitler quote yesterday
<latteh> share share
<sudden> "Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of struggle do not deserve to live."
<robin> wtf
<robin> <sudden> speaking of empowerment, I found a good hitler quote yesterday
<sudden> stop quoting me
<robin> stop saying things that are so ridiculously quotable then.
<robin> that's like bash.org worthy.
<robin> also makes me wonder whether you are a neonazi. |
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