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#309157* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
kusuriya | subthalamus: you know how the BSD community is categorized right? kusuriya | Like the linux one, except we have kissed girls |
#309160* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
N1GG3R: Germany is the one getting fucked the hardest
that's why they try to hide the misery the most
germans are giving up their jobs, and getting free money, just sign this document that says 100,000 more turks get to live in germany
shithead politicians
they shit all over the street
and run it over with their cars
and you're the one on the sidewalk
wiping your face
trying to get it all out of your eyes before you open them
smelling that poo splatter
like monkeys, these people only communicate in feces
they take the white stuff in their anus and the brown stuff goes out the mouth
that's politicians
Stormpheus: OK
anon: beautifully put
Stormpheus: Mm. |
#309191* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<lollz| well damn, someone quoted that already-
. | <lollz| heh, well heres one way-
. | . | <Phase4> i wonder if you could decode video in javascript and use this to implement streaming via html5
. | . > <klaxa> Phase4: i bet it's possible, but heating up your room would be cheaper with a heater
. > < CoJaBo> Pfft. Thermodynamics 101: ALL machines are equally-efficient heaters.
< CoJaBo> wtf |
#309195* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<aritap> no
<Keevan> yes
<aritap> =[
<Keevan> maybe?
<aritap> NO
<Keevan> ¿no?
<aritap> si
<Keevan> see, no doesn't always mean no.
<aritap> hah
<Keevan> i'm going to write that down. it's my get-out-of-jail free card
<aritap> uh oh |
#309206* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<T_D_H> beat off
<KhalDrogo> it was iight
<BigGulps> i give it a 6/10
<+boa> whwen does that actually come out
<+boa> id like to read a reivew
<BigGulps> tomorrow i think |
#309229* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Briman> oh, you're just turning all the EE2 stuff into Torches.
<Briman> lol.
<c4work> enlightened
<immibis> pun intended?
<c4work> mhm
<c4work> youre a bright one
(snip)
<c4work> thats terrible
<c4work> sorry to cast a shadow of doubt on the idea
<c4work> just seems dim witted
* c4work is on a pun streak
<c4work> you cant hold a candle to this streak
<c4work> fine ill extinguish the streak |
#309231* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[18:00] <FTBServer_IRC> <GamerFreakaz0id> aren't you stil at work?
[18:00] <awweaver|InClass> Are your eyes malfunctioning? Do you not see "InClass" at the end of my name here? |
#309237* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MEGGERS> Roses are red, violets are blue, we're having sex because Im stronger than you <3 |
#309245* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Alexis> ,,€£¥€£§μ¥¬Г¤°¥£€¥
<Alexis> beat that.
<TheBadSpoon> ima hold down my alt key and mash the number pad for hours yo |
#309268* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<hambeast> COS IM FREEEEEEEEE AS A BIIIIIIIIIIRD NOOOOOOOOOOOW
<nawcom> I wanna fuck your fattie folds.
<hambeast> i'll have you know the heroin has made me shed pounds |
#309286* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Aerox> Our school ended up with a bunch of gender neutral bathrooms and it was wonderful because you didn't have to wander all the way across the campus center to go use the men's one
<BadSpoon> do they have rape stalls |
#309293* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[13:22:35] <maestrojed> Could someone please kick eighty4
[13:22:39] <@eighty4> :(
[13:22:51] ChanServ sets mode +o Migs
[13:22:59] Migs kicked eighty4 from the channel. (maestrojed made me)
[13:23:00] eighty4 kicked Migs from the channel. (Your behavior is not conducive to the desired environment.) |
#309336* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Arekushii> i post truncated quotes on the internet and make lpf look bad |
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(+SyntheticDreamer) there needs to be a Brushwagg Ferret Badger in DGM
(+SyntheticDreamer) c'mon, Simic, make it happen
(+anotherfuturedrafter) Synthetic as long as there is a squirrel somewhere in there I am all aboard
(+SyntheticDreamer) it can make Squirrel tokens
(@Anonycat) they'll make a "Beast of Furdom" and have it be a Fox Ox
(+anotherfuturedrafter) Anon I thought that was Garruk Relentless
(+anotherfuturedrafter) AKA Furry Garruk
(@Anonycat) too bad Rhox isn't a creature type
(+anotherfuturedrafter) Pox of the Fox Ox
(@Anonycat) spend only mana produced by a Mox
(+SyntheticDreamer) Dr. Seuss is rolling in his grave right now
(+anotherfuturedrafter) Creatures you control are named Hypnox >.>
(@Anonycat) "I do not like green eggs and ham. Well actually, ham's okay, and so are green cards, but don't even get me started on Eggs." -Dr. SeussComment: #mtgsalvation on GlobalGamers
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#309391* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+iamalion> arch is the fail
<@andrew> iamalion
<+iamalion> andrew?
<@andrew> you don't just say
<@andrew> arch is the fail
<@andrew> to my face
<+iamalion> oh
<+iamalion> excuse me
<+iamalion> ARCH FUCKING SUCKS
<+iamalion> BALLLLLLLLLLSZZZZ
iamalion was kicked from the channel by andrew (iamalion) |
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"HOPE is House Of Positive Energy."~Anuj Somany |
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Never just follow the crowd, make up your own mind on what you want to do, and if necessary, start a war - Margaret Thatcher |
#309602* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* DarkAnarchy yawnz
* Moon_Doggy pokes DarkAnarchy
<DarkAnarchy> no
<Moon_Doggy> yes
<DarkAnarchy> >_>
<Cirque> omfg. after everything you have to put " violently " after it. it adds effect
* Cirque yawns violently
<DarkAnarchy> Moon_Doggy, only Cirque is allowed to poke me.
<Cirque> violently
<DarkAnarchy> yes
* Cirque pokkes DarkAnarchy violently
* DarkAnarchy giggles
* Cirque slaughters 7 children violently
* DarkAnarchy pauses
* Cirque presses play violently
* DarkAnarchy laughes evilely
<DarkAnarchy> fuck i cant spell tonight |
#309637* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@oncelerr> my dog just made the giantest poop on a final exam
<@oncelerr> good i dont have to give that one back |
#309640* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
" A person's own definition of leadership defines the glittering crown of his leadership."~Anuj SomanyComment: Leadership quote
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#309697* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(ZekeS) I AM A GENISU |
#309701* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Vonn: i had the worst time declaring a major today
quibble42: meow
Vonn: meow
Vonn: nya~~~
quibble42: meow~
Vonn: long story short, I had to declare AMS major with CSE minor so i could get TAP awards
Vonn: had to do like 3 laps around campus tryin to figure out whotf to talk to
Vonn: Everything's sorted out meow at least
Blue Protoman: Don't be such a pussy
Vonn: [Link to "Oh, you" meme image]
quibble42: vonn why do you have the princess bride
Blue Protoman: Aaaand back to my original point. |
#309712* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BoredOnIRC> Suck my dick you faggot. WINDOWS OWNS YOU!
<BoredOnIRC> - M$13 krew
<phobos_anomaly> thats nice. just pretend that I care
[CTCP] Received CTCP-PING request from BoredOnIRC, sending answer.
[CTCP] Received CTCP-TIME request from BoredOnIRC, sending answer.
[CTCP] Received Version request from BoredOnIRC.
<BoredOnIRC> faggot next time we're going to own your whole
chan with a 10,000 node botnet until you stop deluding people into
running linux when they should be running windows
<phobos_anomaly> lmao
<BoredOnIRC> Hey faggot dont you be sending me any CTCP requests
[CTCP] Sending CTCP-VERSION request to BoredOnIRC.
[CTCP] Received CTCP-VERSION reply from BoredOnIRC: mIRC v7.22 Khaled Mardam-Bey.
<phobos_anomaly> oops did it again
<BoredOnIRC> that could be interpreated as an attempted DDOS
which is a violation of freenode network usage
<phobos_anomaly> lmao
<BoredOnIRC> You're trying to lag my client with repeated CTCP
spam because you elitist wannabe retards can't argue logically so you
have to resort to petty childish behavior to keep users from evolving
into smart, mature, professional and business minded people like windows
molds them into being
<phobos_anomaly> I think you are on drugs
<phobos_anomaly> you really should put the pipe down and back away from the keyboard
<BoredOnIRC> And to destroy an integral part of our economy-
the software services industry- because you faggots can't get a job so
you're trying to take away American jobs with these shitt yopen source
alternatives that are no where near as good, have poor support for
average users, and push people away from using pc's rather than
encourage people of all ages to get the most out of their computers
<phobos_anomaly> hmmm lets see. If it wasn't for free software, your MS wouldn't exist today
<phobos_anomaly> Unix brings in a number of jobs. I can't help
it that MS has flooded out their market with people that aren't
competent enough to flip burgers for a living
<BoredOnIRC> Face it the only problem with Linux users is they
are too stubborn to follow in Windows footsteps because they are
arrogant pricks and don't want windows to be right or better at
anything, so they keep their users fucked with shitty GUIs and a poor
user friendliness experience
<phobos_anomaly> hmmm yep, that confirms it.
<phobos_anomaly> you truly are a 12 year old thats frustrated because hes realized he won't be going anywhere in life
<BoredOnIRC> For every 1 job unix brings in, windows would have
brought in 5. From the programmer on the windows team, to the truck
driving shipping the windows CDs, to the IT guy maintaining the windows
server it was running on, to the end user
<phobos_anomaly> lmao
<phobos_anomaly> keep spreading the FUD
<phobos_anomaly> you might eventually find someone that believes it
<phobos_anomaly> anyway, I'm finished with this.
<BoredOnIRC> Linux is like the cheep chinese knockoff shit that
floods into an area where quality made products are also sold.. and
people flock to it for a while but then realize its total junk and
eventually go back because they realize they care about quality
<BoredOnIRC> and listen motherfucker this is a PM. You'd better not try and be all smug and put this on bash or some shit and tell your little faggot friends, HURR LUK GUISE I OWNED SOMEONE WHO USES WINDOWS BY SAYING LMAO A BUNCH OF TIMES! IM SO COOL RITE GUISE??
<phobos_anomaly> too late. I've already submitted your comments to bash
<BoredOnIRC> Or I will persue a complaint wit hfreenode staff for harassment and unauthorized login. I know you linuxfags like to do shit like that
<phobos_anomaly> and you are too late on that as well. I've already informed freenode staff about you
<BoredOnIRC> you remind me of those annoying reddit atheists everyone hates now because they're wannabe smug little assholes.. HEY GUISE UPBOAT THIS FB CONVERSATION I HAD WITH MY STOOPID CHRISTIAN FRIEND
<BoredOnIRC> informed them about what
<BoredOnIRC> you logged me without consemtComment: some people....
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“The hard decisions allow for you to take control and make what should be happening happen…” ~Kevin Driscoll, Surgeon StudentComment: A very wise man said this to me
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<Nanobot> !loli
<ImoutoBot> Nanobot: Your obsessive pedophilia has traumatized the lolis! They're under federal protection for 46 minutes, 54 seconds.
<Nanobot> :O
<Luke-Jr> !loli
<ImoutoBot> Luke-Jr: You found 1 playful loli. You now have 5 lolis.
<Luke-Jr> !loli sell 5 lolis
<ImoutoBot> Luke-Jr: You sold 5 lolis who had asked nothing from you but your love. They're suffering immensely now. You gained 60 coins out of it.
<Luke-Jr> woot |
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