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#311354* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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#311358* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Prrrrostata> Boss drives a Prius I drive a Nissan that's why I'm order my burgers with cheese on!
<nawcom> Boss drives an Audi I drive a Bentley thanks for reminding me to fuck your mom gently
<DerKirche> that one
<DerKirche> even better
<RevBasil> burrrn |
#311402* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< kiboneu> did you know that ducks have the largest dick:body length ratio in the world?
< crowell> Woah, impressive
< kiboneu> yeah, these fuckers have big dicks |
#311430* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Make money before you make babies |
#311436* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<timp> More or less always prowling that amount of emails
<JamesDR> what stops it at 500?
<JamesDR> timp, post logs of the issue
<timp> When it reaches about 500, it stops, nose if 500 or 550 or 600
<JamesDR> how do you know it stops?
<Bill48105> right you need to show log snippet to see what's happening. if it's stopping there is a reason.
<JamesDR> spammer is spamming? nah, never!
<Bill48105> 3 professionals helping & see if it gets solved lol
<JamesDR> it won't
<JamesDR> no professionals here
<Bill48105> speak for yourself i got a degree from Bullshit U
<Bill48105> get it? bullshit you.. lol
<JamesDR> ing u
<Bill48105> come on that's funny shit right there
<JamesDR> dad joke
<Bill48105> and we're dads so..
<JamesDR> yeah
<JamesDR> only funny to us
<Bill48105> lol
<Bill48105> you know they're good when you laugh at your own joke as you type it |
#311459* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Why is there selfeshness in this world? Does anyone think about what the future will be like if we continue on this trechorous way as a newly thriving society? |
#311480* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Traveler joined #gamesurge
Traveler Yup.
Traveler No place for me to be here.
Traveler After all, look at my name |
#311481* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<A> Hey what's that place for building a PC advice
<B> {reddit link}
<C> Oh yeah, don't buy a 6700K and a B150 mobo
<B> We don't provide suggestions for individual products. Anyways the 7700K is out
<C> it's not a suggestion. Read the whole message before commenting
<D> don't be a dick
<C> stop being a dick we're only reciting the rulesComment: 6700k is a expensive cpu with lots of features. B150 is a type of mobo that is cheap and doesn't support some of the features.
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#311486* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Scribs> ok no more cat pics, make me want to adopt one
<Scribbles> Adopt a cat or buy a fursuit
<Scribbles> Hmm
* catgirl adopts a fursuit
<DamnBear> Either way the fursuit or cat will produce objects resembling hairballs.
<DamnBear> And both can wind up costing thousands of dollars
* catgirl adopts a mach
<machfox> No :v
<machfox> I'm a wild fox
* machfox nips KesNagaTwins
* KesNagaTwins hmm, one sister unhinges her jaw, swallows mach
* machfox bursts from kes
<machfox> No eating |
#311507* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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#311550* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
cool |
#311551* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
test6 |
#311604* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped
by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video
tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating
the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to
her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the
camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits
the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.
<alexandr-> you didn't keep eating the brownies did you?
<TheVirus> sure did
<TheVirus> i was hungryComment: Taken from bash.org
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#311613* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Tsynk I'm right now using Ubuntu 18.04 LTS.
Beta Either way it's still better than 10
Beta Windows 10*
Tsynk My laptop is a dual boot with Windows 10/Ubuntu 18.04 LTS.
Beta My PC officially despises yoursComment: Beta uses Windows 7.
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#311626* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
i;/;ii;////;ii |
#19250 (-7/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Anthrax_Victim_7> Mark: do me a favor and put on a thong with big targets around your titties and tuck your cock n sac into your legs and shave ur pubes into a V like u have a CUNT then walk into your parents room and 5 in the morning or whenveer theyre deep asleep with vasoline greased all over your body and turn on there lighjt and scream at the top of your lungs and let your bowels spew the HUGEST diahrrea shit |
#27886 (-7/449) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* BLACKDUDE (~ihateyou@ip68-102-88-243.ks.ok.cox.net) has joined #pain
<BLACKDUDE> hey yall
<BoxingNun> black dude?
<BoxingNun> why dont u take that computer back to the nice white people u stole it fromComment: cute?
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#27961 (-7/563) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ripper> I told u I was hardcore |
#28350 (-7/501) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<esc0^s0n> she sucked my dick, i busted upon her lips n tits a little splater'd in her eye i said watch the kids ill be back in a min just gotta handle some biz i got that bitch wrapped tighter around my finger then 16 year old virgin pussy lips |
#30524 (-7/365) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wussie> I've got you on my voicedial under "Ugly"
<Luukskywalker> Shiittt
<Luukskywalker> You Suck
<Wussie> Nah, bored @ school |
#36208 (-7/209) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Enjoi> qdb.us != bash.org |
#37734 (-7/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Doc|Scanning> This is going to take a while -..-
<Doc|Scanning> Slow ass scanner
<Celeste> ass scanning? o.o
<Doc|Scanning> Haha
<Doc|Scanning> Yeah...Comment: #LiveYiff
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#43030 (-7/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bjx0> Who died?
<emoaddict15> my friend
<bjx0> how did he die if you dont mind me asking?
<emoaddict15> he od'd
<bjx0> o
<bjx0> lol |
#43178 (-7/341) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zeph> have you seen the people who work the machines? do you really want someone like that walking to your door holding your food?
<CoheedMaster> hahah good point
<zeph> at least here in florida, they're all toothless rednecks and/or black people
* LygarZero (LygarZero@31337-81C7A769.dialup.applwi.ameritech.net) has joined #digitaltoxicity
<CoheedMaster> same here.
<zeph> well, speak of the devil
<claudio> ahahaha
<LygarZero> losersComment: irc.digitaltoxicity.net #digitaltoxicity by zeph
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#46100 (-7/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Beefy: question - was mr snufflufugus big bird's imaginary friend?
Wolfen: think so
Beefy: k
Beefy: was just thinkin then. Never actually see anyone else talk to him
* Wolfen doenst want to know
Wolfen: you are bored
Beefy: stephen
Wolfen: ahh
Beefy: ;)
Beefy: they don't make it obvious, and they never mentioned it.. but I think he is / was
Wolfen: i think he didnt actually talk to others
Wolfen: err did
Wolfen: but then
Beefy: but was there recognition of presence? :)
Wolfen: this is coming from 30yo memories
Wolfen: ><
Beefy: 18 yrs ago here :)
Beefy: and sober :|
Wolfen: umm
Wolfen: i think its healthy if you can claim sobriety at 3....
Beefy: i blame my parents...Comment: Wondering if Snuffy was Big Bird's real or imaginary friend....
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