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#53191 (-7/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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< mgm> I've a basic question about networking. How can network analyzer software packages (iris/etherape etc.) running on switch port 1 can 'listen' or 'learn' about other peers on a 'switch' ?
< jlott__> 'haha' 'retard'
<@hMz> wow.
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<thefwf> There was a black out in my area yesterday
<zarkyb> Did you kill him?
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<Kav> fat people are people x2
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<@pinkxels> i bet like 30% of hillary's votes are women going "OH YEAH"
<@Mr_Giraffe> a kool aid man jar full of menstrual blood
<@Mr_Giraffe> crashing through a polling place
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Godzilla941: offical name for the wheely cart is Scope-Mobile
Geeky1: sounds like the Weinermobile's cousin that got into the oral hygiene business
Godzilla941: lol. you used weiner and oral in the same sentence and it had nothing to do with sex
Comment: Scope as in oscillo...
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<Vulcanis> Pfft, sleep is not restful and I do not remember most dreams.  I'm going to die.  >.>
<Intrepid> thats good
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<r_yapeter> scalett johansen almost nude vs talking in IRC
<Urma> seriously
<r_yapeter> c'monnnnnnnnn
<r_yapeter> ROFL
<r_yapeter> I choose scarlet any time
<Urma> that was completely random
<r_yapeter> nude superhot girl is not random
<Urma> :|
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<&oil> i think the sadness the kfc chickens must endure makes them more tender...
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* cal pokes buttseks
<PseudoOne> ...
<PseudoOne> sorry
<PseudoOne> but what's a reply to that :<
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(08:46:34 PM) Chris: my back needs massaging...
(08:46:48 PM) Lauren: my fingers need exercise
(08:46:53 PM) Chris: haha
(08:46:54 PM) Lauren: :(
(08:47:03 PM) Chris: I can think of something besides a back massage that could excerise them
(08:47:11 PM) Lauren: lol we could take that so many different ways
(08:47:14 PM) Lauren: yeah
(08:47:16 PM) Lauren: exactly
(08:47:21 PM) Chris: yeah, but I'm taking it the dirty way
Comment: gmail chat owns
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Benny: ohgod i almost died then
Benny: I had finished fapping and put some music on - the epic track 'The Chase' from the movie 'The Rock' and I fell off my chair and got half knocked out
Benny: i had weird dreams
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-!- Netsplit catsex.fl.us.cryptirc.net <-> ponies.dk.eu.cryptirc.net quits: (22 lost, use /NETSPLIT to show all of them)
< tom> ponies is down, working on it
<@BlackRatchet> should we rename ponies barbaro?
#168180* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[00:55:44] <triviabot> Question 9 (the middle ages): A monastery for women. What is it?
[00:55:58] <[Loco]mama> my cellar
#168894* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* +Kannon| (616115bc@webchat.mibbit.com) Quit (Killed (XD003 (One noob is enough)))
<%Kannon> TRUE
#175847* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
# pogspogspogs:
VOTE MCCAIN ‘08 VOTE MCCAIN ‘08 VOTE MCCAIN ‘08 VOTE MCCAIN ‘08 VOTE MCCAIN ‘08
#3John McCain:
YOU’RE RETARDED YOU’RE RETARDED YOU’RE RETARDED YOU’RE RETARDED YOU’RE RETARDED
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Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals,Comment: Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals,
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#294989 (-7/107) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Joune> when I was like 5 I used to play with boats
<Joune> I always sank em
<Joune> MUAHAHA
<Joune> they'd alwyas sink like titanic
<Joune> hehehe
<Joune> and the men would all die
<Heft> and the women would all sing celine dion?
#295254 (-7/101) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadrMan> i should really move my subwoofer
<MadrMan> to somewhere less hearable
<MadrMan> because i cant turn my volume up properly without the subwoofer making me deaf
<&geecee3> bass is what they call onmipresent sound, it lacks direction, seems to come from everywhere, so put the sub wherever, it'll still sound good.
<EddieWork> shove it up your ass
#295549 (-7/627) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~Vespa> Elance, Rent a Coder, Freelancer, etc, etc
<~Vespa> what's the term for those sites?
<~muftak> paki4hire
Comment: #dirt
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