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Hi! pnzaBcComment: Hi! pnzaBc
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<fahadsadah> But these are 300/350/400V
<fahadsadah> I have enough to kill someone here
<fahadsadah> And I need to hurry with the soldering
<fahadsadah> April Fools is tomorrow |
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1biRdD Cool lol hey bla bla bla blaComment: 1biRdD Cool lol hey bla bla bla bla
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Person 1: "So i herd u liek mudkipz."
Person 2: "Ahem. I think what you mean to say is 'So I heard you like Mudkips.'"
Person 1: "Well, gosh, don't be such a Grammar Nazi."
Person 2: "And as a matter of fact, I do like Mudkips."
Person 1: "In Soviet Russia, Mudkips like YOU."
Person 2: "How would you know? Have you ever even been to Soviet Russia?"
Person 1: "No."
Person 2: "Dude, you need to lurk moar."
Person 1: "I'm getting hungry. I think it's peanut butter jelly time, wouldn't you agree?"
Person 2: "Somewhat."
Person 1: "Good. So go make me a sammich, woman. Oh, and while you're at it, I'd like to invoke Rule 34 on you."
Person 2: "Did you just call me a woman???"
Person 1: "Shut up woman, get on my horse!!!!!!!"
Person 2: "Why so serious?"
Person 1: "What if I told you I was in your base, killing your d00ds? Oh, and Ima chargin' mah lazer too. Then would you make me a sammich and get on my horse?"
Person 2: "One does not simply walk into my base."
Person 1: "Oh, actually it's not just one base. There's tons of them. All your base are belong to us."
Person 2: "I didn't even know I had any bases. How many are there?"
Person 1: "Over 9000."
Person 2: "Daaaaayuuuum! And I presume you are having a superhappyfuntime, no?"
Person 1: "That's right. Tonight, we dine in hell!"
Person 2: "If I ever get over there, I will falcon punch you soooooo hard..."
Person 1: "Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies."
Person 2: "I am disappoint."
Person 1: "I seem to be having some technical difficulties. Err... How do I shot lazer?"
Person 2: "Why should I tell you, nub? You know the rules and so do I."
Person 1: "Fine. Be that way. But once I get this lazer working, you have no chance to survive make your time."
Person 1: "O RLY?"
Person 2: "YA RLY."
Person 2: "Not if I have anything to say about it."
Person 1: "Fine. Go ahead and say something. A winner is you."
Person 2: "You, sir, are and idiot. I happen to be teh 1337. Just watch while I hax you."
Person 1: "What is this I don't even--"
*Person 1 has been disconnected.*
Person 2: "LAWL. I made him BSOD. xD"
*Person 1 has logged in.*
Person 1: "I see what you did there."
Person 2: "Pics or it didn't happen."
Person 1: "I happen to have this screenie of it."
Person 2: "This looks shopped."
Person 1: "FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-"
*Person 1 has logged out.*
Person 2: "Step 1, make him ragequit; Step 2, ?; Step 3, profit."Comment: This conversation didn't actually happen, I made it up by myself trying to use as many memes as I possibly could. Enjoy!
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#303794* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
His name is Richard "Dick" Daley;
He sucks his own dick dailyComment: #chicago
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#304173 (-8/134) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<FaithPvP> God loves trolls.
<FaithPvP> That's why He invented bridges.
<FaithPvP> And noobs. |
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Could America foward my quotes to QDB Canada? If there is no QDB Canada, I'd like one as a Christmas Present. Not that I deserve anything necessarily... |
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Somebody explain the concept of bisexuality to &Legion. |
#305159* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Dear Grammar Hitler,
Clean! Up! My! Prose! |
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"If reality cannot impress you, you are dreaming while awake"--HopefullyWise. |
#305545* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
poo particles = pooticles
DEAL WITH IT |
#305680* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
u jelly? |
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"Love is blind."-makes no sense. If you feel that deeply about someone wouldn't you feel it in your heart? I do not think anyone is blind when it comes to love. Some prefer blindfolds to keep life's unwritten pathways in the dark. The dark hides fear and pain. " |
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* Lyrithya Zombiebaron
* DrSunset M. Night Shyamalan
* e|m|c fadsjkl;fdsjglfads
* TKFeck
* Nachlader asdfghjkl;''
* Lyrithya  
* e|m|c /me
* Nachlader /youComment: Uncyclopedia.
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"Heaven without love : what a hell." - (Charles de LEUSSE) |
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I am a common man with uncommon point of views
Vijay Jangir |
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1111111qqqqeeeeeComment: 123456789
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"Anger is smaller than the one behind him." - (Charles de LEUSSE) |
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"Death is the word that kills all the words." - Charles de LEUSSE) |
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"The surplus of the heart overflows from a smile." - Charles de LEUSSE) |
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JUST REMEMBER:
It's illegal to be an illegal.
Y NO MAS CACA EN LOS JALAPENOS! |
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ulgjbeaq wxqvnezy loujbiliComment: USA
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lftrohfa wejhzthp pibiicfcComment: USA
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<Blizzarddog> <Calypso> <@Blizzarddog> <Efreak> <Insidious> <Insidious> you knowComment: quote of a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote
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HIS NAME IS FRANK MCCOURT
HE WEARS JORTS |
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