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#308334* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Myst pokes his nose up out of the grass, listening carefully
* Myst slowly creeps forward, keeping low to the grass, choosing a path with the most cover and least amount of noisy stuff
* Fluttershi casually walks up next to Myst "...hello... where are we... going?..."
-!- Myst [chatzilla@Pony-9cjmii.mi.comcast.net] has quit [Connection closed]Comment: Source: #FlutterTreeHouse on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)

#308379* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TEEX> Ssonik /would/ win the Sonic leaderboard.
<Ssonik> Today was release of Sonic 4 Episode 2 on xbox so I pretty much had the sonic energy flowing xD
<joe2> there is way too much autism in that sentence

#308406* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BubblesBakery> I'm going to go make my spagetti now, hopefully the meat has defrosted
<BubblesBakery> also need to clear the sink
<BubblesBakery> shit's a mess
<CREAM> nigga
<CREAM> tell me how u bout to make spaghetti
<CREAM> got dat ground beef
<CREAM> or some bullshit like ground turkey
<CREAM> cuz if you rollin with dat turkey nigga
<CREAM> i can't be held responsible for what im bout to do

#308493* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Firez> Well, when you hear a friend is a terrorist, why wouldnt you ask first?
<@Firez> Wow. That sounds so surreal.
< LightningCrash> Firez is a terrorist?
<@Firez> No. Yes. Whatever.
<@CleverDerpy> Firez: SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!Comment: Source: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)

#308590* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Practical knowledge is always surrounded by questions while theoretical knowledge always surrounded by success !!!Comment: Practical Vs Theoretical

#308604* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Hello! dcfgkak interesting dcfgkak site! I'm really like it! Very, very dcfgkak good!Comment: Hello! dcfgkak interesting dcfgkak site! I'm really like it! Very, very dcfgkak good!

#308664* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Rose> Okay.
<Rose> This needs a bit of backstory.
<Rose> My brother and I were playing Tiger Woods 2004, just EA's golf franchise but 04 is the best one.
<Rose> Anyway.
<Rose> We're playing four-player skins.
<Rose> Skins is where each hole is worth x amount of dollars, and if any two people get the same score, it carries over to the next hole and so on until one player wins the hole outright and takes all the skins that have accumulated.
<Rose> So we're playing with four people, two each.
<Rose> My two people (with stupid names) are Motherlod and Burgertim.
<Rose> His two are Brett and Tiger Woods on Drugs.
<Rose> Brett hits a shot from 100 yards out and holes it for eagle.
<Rose> Motherlod, who is just as ridiculously good, has to hole out as well or Brett wins all the skins. Bugertim and TWOD are already eliminated.
<Rose> I hit the shot, and it's not going anywhere close. I concede mid-ball-flight.
<Rose> The game thinks "Oh hey you also only took two shots! CARRY OVER, NEXT HOLE"
<Rose> Now, my brother is pissed.
<Rose> So I decide to compromise with him.
<Rose> I'll make Motherlod concede every hole right off the tee if TWOD does too.
<Rose> He agrees.
<Rose> So now it's Brett vs. Burgertim for all the skins. Burgertim is okay but nowhere near as good.
<Rose> The thought was that Brett will get all the skins anyway this way.
<Rose> Burgertim plays well and ties Brett for three straight holes.
<Rose> We get to a par 3.
<Rose> Motherlod's up first. Hit ball, immediately concede.
<Rose> Brett's up next.
<Rose> Hole in one.
<Rose> Now TWOD. Hit ball, immediately concede.
<Rose> The game decides this is the end and awards all the skins to... Burgertim.
<Rose> Because she never hit the ball and thus scored a 0 to Brett's 1.
<Rose> Therefore, he hit a hole in one and LOST THE HOLE.
<Rose> And Burgertim walks away with $40,000 without firing a single shot.

#308717* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<le_lojt_mon>: yeah before but sub fm isnt based in my pants acording to any of my statements

#308724* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< savior> thats racist
< Derpadong> Im not tho
< savior> you so are
< savior> you jew
< savior> jew boy
< savior> jew
< Derpadong> Im no jew
< savior> SEE YOUR RACIST
< savior> WHY DONT YOU LIKE JEWS
< savior> RACIST
< savior> :3
< dizzie> ...

#308780* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
"In a world where children still go hungry and the guilty go unpunished, let us not forget the invaluable words of Franklin D. Roosevelt: "The test of true progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little."

#308842* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
You know that you are succesfull when you get haters. -Nikita Tzonov

#308843* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Leadership is all about careing about your team, not your teams succes. -Nikita Tzonov

#308859* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
His name is Ba-rack O-ba-ma
He just fucked Romney's momma

#308866* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
"I can not smile without feeling that someone out there share my feelings as an important sensation".Dhuha.m.a

#308961* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< nick1> This environment is contrary to my mantra. I wish you all
the best.
*** nick1 Nick1@fuck.you has left #gentoochan [Success is 1%
inspiration 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail.]
<%_iruel> lol
<%_iruel> time for doomComment: #gentoochan on Rizon

#309211* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
I believe there is always a lesson to be learnt around us if one cares to look for it.Comment: Sharmini Serasinghe

#309212* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sir_Trapdoor> <dakine> sierousl =y i need to talkto soeonw
<Sir_Trapdoor> Without spellcheck.
<Sir_Trapdoor> <dakidenwa> Call me right now.
<Sir_Trapdoor> With spellcheck
<dakine> AHHAHAHAHA
<dakine> SCIENCE IS AWESOMEComment: I am an alcohol..

#309233* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Torllin> Ops is filmed on location with the men and women of chat enforcement.Comment: Whacha gonna do, Wahcha gonna do when the banhammer comes for you?

#309337* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Amra> @weather fremont, california
<EX-Keine-tan> Amra: The current temperature in Centerville, Fremont, California is 58.5°F (1:40 AM PDT on April 05, 2013). Conditions: Overcast. Humidity: -999%. Pressure: 30.15 in 1021 hPa (Falling).

#309362* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kwazzi> MY FEELINGS ARE CONFUSED, I'M AT THAT STAGE OF LIFE THAT IS OCNFFUSING
<sticky> Kwazzi: menopause?Comment: #chat on rizon

#309543* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
You try living a day in my shoes, you will fall over on your first step But when you realise no one is there to help you it will be to late so I wouldn’t move forward I’d just stay standing up and when I feel I’m ready I move.Comment: by Nancy Billingham

#309558* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Every time society convinces someone, that it's not in his power to be good, to control himself, that person stops being responsible for his actions. He becomes a gun: the right tool for an act of suicide!

#309605* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
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#309639* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
" A leader is one who does not care about his rank and role but remains always responsive to lead, shoulder responsibility, and achieve the goal in such a way that everyone, in and outside the team, respects him for touching their revered souls."~Anuj SomanyComment: Leaders Quote

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