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I Found Your Site Brilliant. Fascinating,Comment: I Found Your Site Brilliant. Fascinating,
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<Orochi> Lol, you're a bastard, gtfo before you're late for goatfuckers anonymous
<Orochi> oh shit, wrong window |
#205470* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
commie628: so this guy at work introduced himself to me today
commie628: he's like, my name is corey]
commie628: and i said, NO GET AWAY FROM ME, I ALREADY KNOW SOMEONE NAMED COREY AND I DONT WANT TO BE CONFUSED
commie628: so he told my boss im crazy
John Vega: wtf?
commie628: it was pretty funny
commie628: to me, not to everyone else in the store
commie628: and theres this other guy
commie628: i always see him holding hot dogs and sausage
commie628: cus he works in meat, but its like thats all he ever does
commie628: and sometimes hes in the bathroom with me
commie628: and its awkward
commie628: cus theres one urinal, and instead of pissing in the toilets, he stands behind me like hes in line
commie628: hes creeping me out
commie628: but, if i ever want a job in the meat department....i know how to get it |
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<Bunsen> And the LHC isn't going to cause anything to happen that hasn't happened billions of times before in cosmic ray collisions, except that this time it'll happen inside really expensive glorified Geiger counters.
<Bunsen> In other words: The LHC will not create a black hole, eating the entire planet and destroying life as we know it. It will not blow a hole in the universe and let all our air run out the hole. It will not destroy gravity. I am not a subatomic playboy!Comment: With apologies to Vice Admiral William Blandy
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< bbot> suspending the eee kills any ssh connections
< bbot> for some reason
<&FaKeShAdOw> suspend it in the air with your mind powers
< Charredhusk> suspending does that normally if I'm not totally off
< bbot> sarcasm doesn't work very well over irc
< bbot> for some reason
<&FaKeShAdOw> yes it does
<&p0nb1k1> o rly
< Charredhusk> bbot: prolly just my brain slugging at less than one mile an hour
<&Abdiel> no he's right, without the sarcastic tone it's hard to tell if someone's being sarcastic unless you know them decently
< bbot> Abdiel: Really?
<&Abdiel> ya rly
<&Abdiel> oh wait
<&Abdiel> ....
< bbot> nice |
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i was molested by a five year old
i am 4...
4-tunate ahhahahahahahahaComment: blaaap
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< Vix> you can be a virgin in individual holes maybe
< Vix> like that picture andrew showed us.....
< Vix> with what looked like a banana
< MasterSquishy> ....
< MasterSquishy> wha?
< TwoPointOh> heh
< TwoPointOh> that was hilarious
* TwoPointOh is not a virgin in that hole either
< Vix> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
< Vix> did
< Vix> not
< Vix> want |
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<@Wizard> My ass is twitching...you people make my ass twitch.Comment: SwiftIRC, #hello
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(|7hs|): @factoids search #shrinemaiden --values pedo
(Keine): |7hs|: More than 100 keys matched that query; please narrow your query.
(Yadogari): O_o
(|7hs|): oComment: #ShrineMaiden@ppirc
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<Joshua> Nic and I always get picked on for sports chat.
<merom> you guys just bored me the fuck to sleep
<merom> thanks
<porkchop> ns merom
<Joshua> You two should rub cocks at the ballet and let the men talk about sports |
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<newb> shit
<newb> i just tried to throw my step brother a pepsi off the balcony
<newb> it went down and landed on a table someone was sat at
<newb> if i had a blog i'd be able to write HOLY SHIT I NEARLY JUST KILLED SOMEONE WITH A CAN OF PEPSIComment: #geek on dalnet
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<AK47_Bitch> SHUT UP TAPIKA I WAS GONNA AGREE WITH YOU BUT FUCK I HAVE TO AGREE WITH LAVAFAG TANKS TO U
<AK47_Bitch> (.)(.) AND TANKS FTW
<SC666_Loves_War> And so I love Tanks so I shall tank u AKH :D
<SC666_Loves_War> Tanks r fun to ride but mechs…
<SC666_Loves_War> ARE WAAAAY BETTER
<SC666_Loves_War> CANT U JUST LOVE IT :D MECHS FTW WILL CRUSH TANKS UNDER THERE FEET ITS THE NEXT GENERATION VECICHLES WITH PLASMA CANNONS YAAAAAY
<Macho_Man> WTF HOW COME NOBODY HAS REPLIED YET :@
<Macho_Man> WAKE UP FUCKERS SAY SOMETHING FFS
<Macho_Man> I AM LOSING MY £%£"$%£$^ PATIENCE AKH SHOW UP NOW!
<Luke_skywalker_texas_rangers> NOOOOOO I AM LOSING IT ALL AARGH FUCK U AKH FUCK U TO HELL AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH
<SC666> THATS IT I WAITED LONG ENOUGH IM COMIN FOR U AKH WAIT FOR ME SO I CAN KILL YOU ;)
<AKH> I like how he calls me "AK47 Bitch". But not in a sexual way. |
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<~Pulpie> ugh someone on qdb is flooding the quere with crappy quotes named Ryaison. I have been googling his name along with searchirc whoising
<~Pulpie> i want to pop into his channel and tell him to stop posting because hes not funny at all!
< Kolor> I found his friends myspace and he lives in washington state.
<~Pulpie> Fuck, he's ruining the reputation of my state.
< Kolor> I think it has already been decided of what your state's rep is.Comment: Seriously dude, just stop your wasting time.
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<Ryaison> wow, why did you have to go there.
<irrepressible> you said enter
<irrepressible> ..I'm online.
<irrepressible>it's simple two plus two here
<Ryaison> If two plus two equaled pinky sex you might have a point there.
<irrepressible> it does when you're online
<Ryaison> Wow, if thats how your using the internet your computer must hate you.
<irrepressible> oh no- it likes it. |
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<Ryaison> Mah= a combination of meh/yeah. No i swear, look it up...its written in wikipedia...in invisible text...and behind the cannot find request font |
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Ryaison: whats up?
Ryaison: or dont answer
Ryaison: thats cool to
Ryaison: not like I was expecting a response
Ryaison: I enjoy asking questions and not getting responses back
Ryaison: thats why I spend most of my time quizing rocks on basic math facts |
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<unstoppable> Do you realllllllllly want me to correct all those grammatical mistakes???
<ryaison> if you want to get technacal, im pretty sure the word "really" dosnt have 9 L's in it. |
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<Rabid_Pancake> I'm also ready for invasion from another country.
<Rabid_Pancake> I bet the Iraqies are having so much fun, gurriella warfare would be the ultimate shit.
<Rabid_Pancake> getting to play on your home map
<Rabid_Pancake> you're pretty much guaranteed to kill at least 40 people before they take you down.
<Rabid_Pancake> maybe a few choppers and a tank or two |
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so the other day i was thinking about myself and how much i despise my love for mustard |
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‹horsie/writing› Do you even HAVE a groin?
‹Username› yes
‹Username› it's just hard to hurt ;)
‹Wolfie› Because nothings there |
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<jasabella> $_ =~ tr/y/j/;
* parser (~HELL@91.186.243.253) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
* Kraln (~quassel@38.100.42.251) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
* laamaelai (hegis@xen.ihme.org) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
* Yuyo (~suck@205.211.195.24) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
<jasabella> did i do that?
<einride> no
* DoXiD (DoXiD@83.233.196.14) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<jasabella> hope not hehehe |
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--___--: yo
--___--: yo yo'
joelbutton: I was just playing Call of Duty 4.
--___--: kewl i have a ?
joelbutton: Just got it yesterday.
joelbutton: You have a what?
--___--: a ?
joelbutton: Wha?
--___--: Just a ?
joelbutton: ? |
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<Oktus_> Hoyl shit, dyslexia |
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<Lord Adam> Also no offence but your old text was easier on the eye
<Rowan> To me it looks like you're using the same font.
<Rowan> I don't know why, I'm assuming you're not
<Rowan> but it's the exact same font.
<Lord Adam> True
<Lord Adam> BUT
<Lord Adam> Mine's purple
<Lord Adam> And I never said mine was good....... which it is...
<Rowan> Okay, why are you using it?
<Lord Adam> ....Shutup, that's why. |
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<DevNull> mibbit is being crap
<ChrisAM> sounds about right
<Miranda> yeah
<Miranda> always use condoms...err...open proxies when using mibbit !Comment: ...
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